worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

the frozen bags of premade pf changs food in the grocery store is like "for the shut-in who has everything" territory

carl i like the way you think

Probably wouldn't work with pepper jack, tho. ;_;

donkey sauce stays with you until you die

man i got hella shredded chese here no worries

god now *i* sound like ray smuckles

GUY FIERI WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

I think we determined actual poor people can't afford these places

I just had a sad thought that Outback Steakhouse isn't open for lunch and this thread made me consider it

http://cdn.ph.upi.com/sv/upi/UPI-9431352906249/2012/1/6002b7f54515d67a9d365ce752d993dc/Guy-Fieri-says-New-York-Times-review-had-another-agenda.jpg
http://www.foodfashionista.com/.a/6a00e553e7185288330154368645e7970c-500wi
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/summers-douche.jpg
http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/10/2978135046_9ea6be67ae-490x326.jpg

xp Well I mean it would work but it would <insert Guy Fieri semen joke here because I just can't do it>.

I think we've determined that forks is too good for these places, though

is YES. Fill a coffee cup with shredded cheddar, pour hot coffee over it, put a plate on top and let the cheese melt. Then you scoop out the cheese with a fork and put it on biscuits or toast.

this is what Cubans do with their cafe con leche...with the milk.

Hard Rock Cafe is brilliant, a shitty, overpriced chain restaurant that actually masquerades as a tourist destination.

― super perv powder (Phil D.), Friday, November 16, 2012 10:32 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I went to the one in Chicago for my 14th birthday. Food was meh, but hey, there's Pete Townshend's guitar!

Years later, found out 90% of the shit on their walls was fake (or just didn't belong to who they said it did).

back to guy: what's with his insistence on the flap in his fake surname btw? do we have an explanation for that?

I stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel in Chicago this year, presumably because I got a deal

something about Guy Fieri makes me think one day he's going to take scoops of watermelon, dip them in batter, deep fry them and serve them with bacon and cheese flavored sour cream and proudly call them "n____r chips"

Oof. (Also, accurate.)

^^^^^^^^^^^^

I think we've determined that forks is too good for these places, though

omg dan

he does remind me of that "he jewed me out of $5!" dude I went to college with

the one time i ate at hard rock cafe i ordered veggie fajitas, and when they came, they had clearly just used the "asian vegetable mix" to make them. who makes fajitas with water chestnuts?

if you google around you will find a story where he uses the word jewed w/a food network producer

my cheese-coffee just went down the wrong pipe there

the internet has damaged me to the point where i read n___r as an emoticon

lol forks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI2F3mw-z9U

Get to the toppas!

seriously though, can't you just see the segment, with Guy trying to drop some "yeah homie, them's the bomb!"-style slang while doing a feeble cabbage patch over a "Jazzy Jeff would be horrified by this beat" pastiche in the background

*shot of locals playing basketball. kid goes up and puts in an alley oop*
(sudden closeup from the other side of the cage, wearing sunglasses, throwing up the horns)"DAWG ITS A SLAM DUUUUUUUUUUNK"

IMPORTANT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_nmL_hGZyE

IMPORTANT JUGGALO ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJjnTjSI380
@ .28
"did i just get a woop woop at the beginning of that?"
"you got a woop woop"
"NIIIICE good interview style"

Guy Fieri should set up a booth at the MN State Fair and serve all of his food on a stick

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, November 16, 2012 9:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a legit good idea

i read this whole damn thread and i still dont get what the fuck pepper jack is

lol

pepper jack is a feeling

it got me burnin up
it got me burnin

jack your sushi

there's a freebie for you, guy, when you open the chicago branch

I! DON'T! NEED! THESE! CHIPS!

oh god dan if we get into bad rave puns i'm doomed here

hahaha fair point, I have work I'm supposed to be finishing

strongo, you returned after three hours of frugging, I trust

i was consuming my body weight in jalapeno poppers

really no different than your average friday

I got a really fattening and gross grilled cheese sandwich for lunch today and I blame this thread.

when i was a kid i really wanted to eat at t.g.i. fridays for my birthday like more than anything mostly because they had these commercials for these mountainous desserts slathered in whip cream and chocolate sauce that looked p damn appealing but my dad refused because he was morally opposed to chain restaurants or s.thing and i always kinda resented my dad for his refusal to let me and my sister like have some mcdonalds fries even once. and like as a kid i would trade all the delicious fruit and homemade granola bars i got packed for lunch for one crappy dunkaroo packet cuz we werent allowed them but then the other day i was cooking up some new variations on trial mix with stuff i got at the farmers market and was filled with a deep sadness and a desire to go costco and buy an economy sized box of sodalicious snak paks

oh man i was super jealous of the dunkaroos kids too. though my parents let me eat the school cafeteria lunches a couple times a week which was probably more damaging than any processed snack product

dunkaroos were awesome so were lunchables

a thousand xposts to dayo: PF Chang's is like upscale Panda Express. Unidentifiable pellets of battered meat shellacked with indeterminate sugary sauces. Definitely a 'someone in my office is having a birthday' only place, or 'family member I could give a shit about wants to celebrate their anniversary here'