worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

I'd be more worried about serving the tortilla.

He called it a flat air biscuit iirc.

flavor-blasted tortilla

I'VE NEVER SEEN FEAR OF A BLACK HAT

xp WAIT Alton Brown is a fundie???? I used to watch Good Eats all the time and then his schtick got kind of old (no, I am NOT going to cut up a frisbee to use as a stick blender shield before pureeing soup what the FUCK is wrong with you???) and then he just really started to annoy me so I feel very vindicated to hear that he's a Christian fundamentalist because it's like somehow I knew all along.

lollllllll flavor-blasted tortilla holy shit

With a dollop of cajun jerk.

I can't stop laughing at flavor blasted tortilla help me

http://espangrish.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Funny-Cat-Eating-Mexican-Food-Fart.jpg

I'VE NEVER SEEN FEAR OF A BLACK HAT

What kind of person are you

Alfred you are not helping

He's mentioned in interviews that he and his family say grace before meals, but I've never heard any mention of "fundie." And if he is, he's never put a bit of it on tv, which makes him okay by me. I'm not going to ding the guy for having religious faith that he practices outside his sphere of fame.

he wasn't saying "fundie" he was saying "funnnnn dip, funnnn dip"

when i go to my mom's house we say GRACE BEFORE DINNER! MIDDLE FINGER TO THE LAW GRIPPIN MY BALLZ!

*runs away*

Bayless really creeps me out in a yoga-sleazy sort of way but Frontera was pretty good when I ate there and his torta place in Ohare is absolutely the best airport food ever, to the point that I'd probably eat there if it wasn't in an airport.

I have him because I was all set to go to Frontera and it was closed on a Sunday. What kind of restaurant is closed on Sunday?

hate not have

carl agatha, I guess I picked on Bayless because of his frozen foods line of products. I ate at an iteration of the Frontera Grill in CHI and was not blown away, but it WAS at least better than donkey sauce. It was lunch and I ordered some kind of cart sampler, too, so it could have been my lack of ordering skills.

The Frontera frozen pizzas are really good. Actually, I like the sauces too.

Mostly though I just really love any pizza probably.

wait, saying something is better than donkey sauce implies that you have had donkey sauce

It's supposed to be his bro take on horsey sauce, isn't it?

or that it's sauce from a betterthan donkey, an indigenous breed of the betterthan valley of peru

xp

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_9fcfadp2/

http://i.imgur.com/0wFhh.png

also the hardest 15 minutes of my life, if you get what I mean

http://i.imgur.com/DIeEt.jpg

er

http://i.imgur.com/sWrBU.jpg

donkey lips sauce

dear god

why did you just make me think about, let alone LOOK AT, a glass of donkey semen

guess what's in the other cup

sometimes you stare into the glass of donkey semen

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Budweiser donkey piss

now tell this guy what he's won

guys just watch this instead and feel better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLr8X0PldgY

guess what's in the other cup

― 乒乓, Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:26 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://jwarrenpiece.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bradpittse7en.jpg

actual lol

frontera premade mexican sauces are the best pre-made product on the market

Bunuel was right. I'd rather see Guy F. on the toilet tbh.

frontera premade mexican sauces are the best pre-made product on the market

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ive only had one of the salsas and it was sorta meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTALYm62hWo

i haven't had the salsas but the enchilada and fajita sauces are great

why did you just make me think about, let alone LOOK AT, a glass of donkey semen

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, November 15, 2012 7:26 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guys just watch this instead and feel better

http://www.youtube.com/v/bLr8X0PldgY&fs=1&hl=en

― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 7:28 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thread continues to deliver

also let me state for the record that I am not now, nor have I ever been, ALF

Best Foods Real vs. Best Foods Light vs. Best Foods Canola vs. Best Foods Donkey

feel my scales, donkey donkey donkey

I'll sauce a donkey in the streets of Galway.

i haven't had the salsas but the enchilada and fajita sauces are great

I liked the sauces at Frontera. I remember thinking the masa was too sweet for me. I am probably wrong about Bayless. He did make McAfee anti-virus after all.

http://flint.craigslist.org/rnr/3411956576.html

(comedy twitterer @dadboner answers the rhetorical questions from the NYT review on behalf of guy fieri)

well with the introduction of the phrase "dad boner" this thread has finally dredged up all my childhood traumas