his seafood is pretty great too
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)
pleasing lack of donkey sauce
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)
the end of the Today Show interview is amazing: "eat some of this!" "is it...donkey sauce?" "you're gonna love it"
― some dude, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)
I had to leave for work just as that segment started this morning. I was pissed.
― ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)
THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, November 15, 2012
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:08 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark
― The Fieri Garnishes (Pillbox), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)
god imagine if guy fieri started a porn company
― 乒乓, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
how does this thread keep making me hungry?
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
xpost! xpost!!
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
hahahaha
― ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
you know whose restaurants are pretty good, is Todd English
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, November 15, 2012 1:09 PM
great homemade cocktails too
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
denied! xp
― 乒乓, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
dying
― iatee, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
BUT LOOK AT THE SMUG FUCK
http://villainschooldropout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/english_1.jpg
― ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
sorry, I hate him and he makes me irrationally angry
but I will still eat his delicious pizza now maybe his seafood and cocktails too
I would love to see Todd English and Guy Fieri collaborate on a menu
xp: is he... smizing???
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
that's not even the worst - just GIS him - it's ugh I just HATE HIM SO MUCH
― ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
the end of the Today Show interview is amazing: "eat some of this!" "is it...donkey sauce?" "you're gonna love it" *wink*
― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
i'd eat his something all right
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
maybe a sandwich
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/todd-english.jpg
"you're gonna love it" *splurt*
― 乒乓, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
I dunno man I went to the short-lived English Is Italian on a friend's gift certificate and it was terrrrrible
they had been given a giftcard to Tuscan Steak but then that place folded and English's place moved in, but they were still honoring the cards (same owners or something I guess)
― dmr, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
Food Network went more toward the Fieri path of people who have no formal food preparation skills but are more interested in the popular appeal/business owner end of things a long time ago. Well, maybe from the start.
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://pornfortheblind.org/audio/bigsausagepizza.mp3
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh_IlJj0hqY
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
xpost man I hate when people call a forward slash a "backslash"
― paula boradwell (crüt), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
i feel like once guy drops out of the spotlight and lives a secluded life of horror for a couple decades we might get some kinda food network sunset blvd out of it.
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
swimming pool filled with donkey sauce
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
**dude gets shot, lands in pool filled with donkey sauce**
alton brown in long-suffering manservant role
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
monkey that's wearing a teddy ruxpin outfit
― 乒乓, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
IT'S THE PORTIONS THAT GOT SMALL
The one thing missing from his cocktail menu is BOOTY JUICE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
is jamie oliver still on food network
he's the one that i had some sort of strange fascination with back when i watched food network a lot
― ciderpress, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
booty juice and ass sauce
― ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
if Alton Brown quoted Milton or Spenser from inside an oven he would be my faculty chair.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
I used to watch Jamie Oliver and Molto Mario obsessively
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
frosted bootyflakes
― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, June 18, 2003 11:58 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
(of corn)
― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, June 18, 2003
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
Found appropriate Fear of a Black Hat gif. Decided against posting it.
― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
also I went through an Alton Brown addiction for a while but now I find him kind of snotty and condescending.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
TARFUMES YOU HAVE TO POST THE BLACK HAT GIF
I'm begging you
http://i.imgur.com/bbiqW.gif
― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
My mom called me and relayed the entire interview to me. She likes to call me at work and tell me what is going on on the Today Show. The day One Direction was on was apparently terrifying.
Todd English looks like he could be a Romney. I always think he must have some corpses buried on his property somewhere.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
also I ate lunch at Bobby Flay's MESA restaurant in Vegas years ago. It was really, really good. I am not a huge Bobby Flay fan, honestly I went there expecting a horrible chipotle blue corn fever dream but it was not that at all, not a single blue corn or chipotle anything anywhere! But I only gave it 2 stars because Bobby Flay did not a) wait my table or b) personally cook my food. (lol)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
thank u Tarfumes
alton brown was good when he was playing the bill nye role on good eats, don't really care about him outside of that
― ciderpress, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
i once ate at a restaurant. it was okay.
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
x-posts - I hate watch Today over fb with my bff. Which I probably shouldn't admit but hey. The day OD was on was, in fact, terrifying and he totally looks like a Romney. I was actually just thinking that a couple weeks ago when I watched an interview with his creepy-ass sons. On The Today Show.
― ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
if anything Bobby Flay looks belligerent and smug.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 November 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
YOU DON'T LIKE DOUBLE BUFFALO BURGERS AND SLAW? FUCK YOU.