A New Thread fot the Current Israel/Palestine/Lebanon mess

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060720/ap_on_go_co/us_mideast

(my favorite bit is this line:)
Snow described previous diplomatic sessions with Syria as meetings where U.S. officials drank tea and sat for "five, six, 10 hours listening to polite, but long discourses on greater Syria and at the end of that having gotten nothing."

(Western power unable to grasp or exploit the subtleties of Arab methods of discourse shockah)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

The problem with well-paid hystericists like Gingrich is that the speck of truth in his arguments requires a disproportionate amount of bombast for the sake of his TV audience (although even Matt Lauer frowned skeptically when Gingrich reminded him of the "intercontinental ballistic missile capable of hitting the West coast of the continental United States" shot by North Korea).

Well, NRO World likes swagger. Maybe that's why Newt is an "ideas man."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

he's certainly not an "action" man - his track record as a legislator is pathetic.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

gingrich is aware that things he says are reported in newspapers and read, and i am 100% positive the things he says are, while wacky, intended to send a message to someone in particular (no idea who exactly, but it would be interesting to find out)

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

kind of, take the sixth letter in each sentence and reverse type stuff?

Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

haha NRQ it has become clear to me on these middle east threads that you think world leaders and national resistance movements just kind of, like, do stuff cause it's whatever came to mind that day.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

(Western power unable to grasp or exploit the subtleties of Arab methods of discourse shockah)

I have much sympathy for this, to tell you the truth

i'll mitya halfway (mitya), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Arab tactics of debate and negotiation are older than ours - from what I can tell it requires a level of subtletly and deftness that our "official representative of elected gov't presenting a checklist of demands" method rather sorely lacks.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE'S AL HAIG??

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, here we are:

http://digitalwarfighter.com/wp-content/photos/alhaig.jpg

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

haha NRQ it has become clear to me on these middle east threads that you think world leaders and national resistance movements just kind of, like, do stuff cause it's whatever came to mind that day.
-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...), July 20th, 2006.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beggaring_the_question

Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

poor Darwin, always being taken to court.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

This says more about the Russian media than anything else, I admit, but in case anyone is wondering how these events are being portrayed/perceived in other countries -

Russian wire services are now reporting that Lebanese hospitals are receiving strange corpses with no signs of physical trauma other than strangely blackened (but not burned) skin. No cuts, no bruises, just dead. And doctors are speculating that some kind of chemical weapons are being used.

i'll mitya halfway (mitya), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Do you think this is true, or just propaganda?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Reagan would chuckle benignly and say, "It's Red agitprop."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 20 July 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

feel v sick just reading that.

Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

seems kinda unlikely (and unnecessary) to me. also Russian wire services aren't the most reliable, in my experience. On the other hand I don't think Israel would actually have any moral qualms about using chemical weapons if they felt it would help their cause.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

In other news, the US is claiming Iranians were present at N. Korea's missile test.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/07/20/korea.north.usa.reut/index.html

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

a bit like the pre-credits sequence of 'naked gun', that.

Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Boy, they're sure into reforging the axis of evil all of a sudden.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Wouldn't it be ironic if they'd cozied up together 'cause they'd been lumped together by Bush?

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

If by "ironic" you mean "pretty fucking likely." What's the point in not doing it if you've already been labeled "evil"?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

And you've been labeled so by the most powerful country in the world... and said country has already taken out one of your evil compatriots...

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 20 July 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

I do like this bit on the bellicose fucks currently running around and running things, that they're operating in more of a mode of "we need a glorious war and national narrative to believe in". Like we need Great Enemies, or otherwise we can't be Great Heroes in a struggle of Great Times.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 20 July 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

For the end-times perspective, Harper's has a few responses from Rapture enthusiasts.

http://harpers.org/rapture-ready-20060718001.html

Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 20 July 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, they're fun folks. i think the link i posted to their original thread that drew all the attention is still upthread, but they might have killed the link.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

"how can anyone doubt the authenticity of God's word these days?"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha. The rapture ready folks closed their board.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Registration has been temporarily disabled."

hey I need the word of the Lord too! Who do they think they are, the fuckin Pharisees?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

still, the front page remains open, providing lolz for all, including their blog.

and according to their own index, we've been in "fasten your seat belts" territory for a while.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 20 July 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Rapture Index: The prophetic speedometer of end-time activity

02 Occult
The lack of activity has downgraded this category.

04 Unemployment:
The US job market shows signs of improvement.

06 Interest Rates:
Federal Reserve raises the core interest rate to 4.75%

oh noes, we're all going to die! praise the lord and pass the smug grin.

this is the best webpage ever.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 20 July 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

this stuff is even better!

32 Mark of the Beast:
The U.S. Patriot Act has failed to get enough votes for extension.
33 Beast Government:
The possibility of the EU reforming into a smaller group of
core nations has updated this category.
35 Date Settings
The occurrence of the 06/06/06 date has increased interest in
numerical date speculation.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

"The occurrence of the 06/06/06 date has increased interest in
numerical date speculation."

Yes, I wonder which date will come next? And what about after that???? Who can say? Only the Lord knows for sure!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

Civil Rights
Famine
Drought
Plagues

starke (starke), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

Terry James – The "general" editor and cat lover. As a gifted speaker, Terry does most of the site's media interviews.

SATAN'S MINION!!

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

verily the Lord shall turn a third of his blood to wormwood.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

i've never understood why people say "fasten your seatbelts" when what they mean is that things are about to get rough. if people waited until the very cusp of disaster to fasten their seatbelts there wouldn't be enough time to get them buckled.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

what about "get ready for a big surpriiiiiise!" then?

http://www.sea.fi/foto/total_recall.jpg

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 20 July 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

Russian wire services are now reporting that Lebanese hospitals are receiving strange corpses with no signs of physical trauma other than strangely blackened (but not burned) skin. No cuts, no bruises, just dead. And doctors are speculating that some kind of chemical weapons are being used.

-- i'll mitya halfway (mitya_il...), July 20th, 2006.

I wouldn't completely rule it out, but I'll believe it when I see more evidence.

Even Israel's pretty ghastly disregard for civilian life in bombing things like apartment buildings has the rationale that "that's where the Hezbollah offices are, so we drop leaflets and tell people to leave and then bomb, etc." I think Israel is wrong, but I still think it believes its own reasoning. I mean I don't think Israel is deliberately trying to kill as many civilians as possible (if it were there'd be a lot MORE deaths) so much as just showing an abhorrent disregard for civilian life in attempting to achieve their military objectives. Which is why I find it hard to believe they'd use chemical weapons, which seem like their only purpose would be mass death. But again, I'm not ruling it out.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 21 July 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

Stratfor talked more about Hezbollah/Iranian intelligence links today and concludes:

With Hezbollah under attack in Lebanon and Iran unable to send significant reinforcements, there is some possibility that Hezbollah might resort to staging an attack abroad as a way of countering the Israeli assault. If so, it is highly likely that operatives already are on the move; the organization has been known to use "off the shelf" operational plans in the past, and its targeting information and surveillance would need to be updated -- regardless of whether an order to strike is actually issued. It is reasonable to believe that Hezbollah would find it advantageous to coordinate with [Iranian intelligence] again, as in past operations. Whether the Iranians would see events through the same lens, however, is much less clear. Tehran might cooperate in an attack only if it is willing to seriously escalate the current conflict in the Middle East -- which, given its many interests in the region, does not appear so far to be the case.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

In NROland, meantime, Lowry's been dropping various bits from various conversations all week, though of course how much of it is him being played is unknown. Still, this latest report is interesting for it being so unsure.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

Lowry: On a ground invasion, he says that the lesson from 1982 has been learned and that Israel wants to avoid it. The idea was to be very fluid, and go in and out with lighter forces. But that Hezbollah is responding effectively to these raids might force a change in strategy. Still doubts there will be a big ground invasion, however.

My Israeli father actually fought in Lebanon and has been very, very hopeful that Israel avoids doing too much on the ground. From experience he said it's terrible territory to fight on and will just get way too ugly for the Israeli side. Hopefully that quoted Israeli official is telling the truth.

starke (starke), Friday, 21 July 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

takin' a page from rumsfeld's book.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 July 2006 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

Lowry: On a ground invasion, he says that the lesson from 1982 has been learned and that Israel wants to avoid it. The idea was to be very fluid, and go in and out with lighter forces. But that Hezbollah is responding effectively to these raids might force a change in strategy. Still doubts there will be a big ground invasion, however.

My Israeli father actually fought in Lebanon and has been very, very hopeful that Israel avoids doing too much on the ground. From experience he said it's terrible territory to fight on and will just get way too ugly for the Israeli side. Hopefully that quoted Israeli official is telling the truth.

-- starke (starke776...), July 20th, 2006.

I think this is the key issue for the way things will play out in the conflict. As the US learned in Iraq (and you think Israel would've learned by now), bombing campaigns are great for taking out state governments but are less effective against terrorists / insurgents. From what I understand, in order for Israel to "move Hezbollah" off the border, they will need to occupy that area. Clearing out their missiles and weapons caches will require door-to-door and cave-to-cave searches, and perhaps quite a bit of dirty fighting.

If they're imagining success through surgical hit-and-runs on selected Hezbollah locations, I suspect that success will be limited. Sounds like they're prepared to fight the war in a way that's preferable rather than the one that's required. Of course, the unpleasant alternative is another "occupied zone" that opens up the Israeli military to the same old IED/suicide bomber/raid attacks. Not to mention all the Lebanese civilians who now want a crack at Israel for killing/maiming their family members.

There's also the possibility that Israel is "softening up" Hezbollah for a UN peacekeeping force that will occupy the region. Who in their right mind would send troops into that snakepit, though?

This comment probably belongs on the "USA, Israel, and national interest" thread; it was scary how quickly the US House and Senate passed support resolutions for Israel's actions in Lebanon. No wonder conspiracy theorists have a field day with Israel; Congress can't agree that the sun is shining but the House vote was a swift 410-8.

Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

Is Hezbollah correctly characterized as an "insurgent" or "terrorist" group? I know they have killed civilians in the past, but until Israel's massive, civilian-killing retaliation for Hbllah's military operation (which killed 8 Israeli soldiers and netted 2 IDF prisoners) haven't their recent actions been pretty much what you would expect any twitchy, paranoid, military force deployed along a hostile border to be?

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

I see what you're saying, though, that they use next-gen assymetrical tactics, i.e. no hittable arsenals; dispersed forces living amongst civilians, etc.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

I think they should be called a sectarian militia.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

It is one of the greatest pro-American, pro-family, pro-faith, pro-male, flag-waving, God Bless America films you will ever see.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

It is one of the greatest pro-American, pro-family, pro-faith, anti-female, flag-waving, God Bless America films you will ever see.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I did a double-take too when I read "pro-male." Like, what?

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)


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