worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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also, DJP, NO

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

hey at least they both die at the end

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

guys should i message beverly [REDACTED] on facebook, y/n?

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

yes

horseshoe, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

I just added the girl who prank called me in 6th grade on fb, today is a blessed day imo

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

DJP, yes, a thousand times yes

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

she moved away when she was about 12 and then a year later called me and had gotten all scary and grownup and into like anthrax and slayer

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

also dan if you dont i will

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

on your wall

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

stop me before i kill again

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

well no one told me not to, so

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

and there it is

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

KER-SPLOOSH there it is

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

awesome, ask her if she wants to go to Guy's American whatever it's called

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA YOU DICK HAHAHAHAHAHA

that's what I get for working

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

ask her if she wants to play teddy ruxpin

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

tell her a man's got his patience, and here's where yours ends

horseshoe, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

haha no i didnt't msg beverly [REDACTED] i posted guy-fucking to djp's facebook

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

omg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

and then I deleted it and called strongo a bastard on his facebook

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

what must the community think

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

I was all "doo-dih-doo, I wonder what awesome track strongo posted on my wall, maybe he threw 'Unity In Dub' up there OMG NO NO NO BOXCAR"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

this has been quite a day!

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

plz let us know if you msg the lovely ms. redacted

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

well as for beverly [REDACTED], sorry, toots. you had your chance. i'm taken now.

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

In honor of Guy, I'm going to pour mayonnaise on tonight's salad and put the whole thing in a deep fryer.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

I think even those brief excerpts of fic have ruined me psychologically.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

what, the thought of hot ham sauce itt wasn't enough

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

i sense nanowrimo's influence in this.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

if it were earlier in the month i would totally do a guy fieri nanowrimo

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

let's just do it anyway

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

djp will you go to guy fieri's restaurant with me?

FUCK YES I WILL

I have to do an NYC trip at some point anyway to visit FB and his fiancee so that would dovetail nicely

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 9:05 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ahaha.

We anticipate. We descend. We eat and drink stupid stuff. We act like a bunch of crazy guys. We laugh. We laugh too hard. We laugh to cover the emptiness of this gesture. We hate ourselves. We vomit. We post it to a message board.

Sure, why not?

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

can we do collab nanowrimo, is that a thing that can happen

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

this has to be at least as salable as my plan to rewrite candide as chick lit

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

Somebody start a guy fieri collectiv ilxor nanwrimo thread

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

STATELY, PLUMP GUY FIERI CAME TO THE STAIRHEAD, BEARING A BOWL OF PEPPER JACK

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

oh jesus

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

CALL ME DONKEY SAUCE

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

SO WE EAT ON, OLIVES IN THE FRIED POUNDCAKE, BORNE BACK CEASELESSLY INTO THE JOHN

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

omg u guys

horseshoe, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

nanowrimo username: KER-SPLOOSH
password: fieri

has been created

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

MRS. DALLOWAY SAID SHE WOULD BUY THE SPICY BURRITO PEPPER JACK CHICKEN BLASTERS HERSELF

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahahaha dude YES

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

A SCREAMING COMES ACROSS TEX WASABI'S. IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE, BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO COMPARE IT TO NOW.

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

HIS BELLY WAS CHURNING LIKE MAD AND YES I SAID I'D FART I SAID YES I WILL YES

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

it is a truth universally acknowledged that a gringo in possession of a sushi roll must be in want of some pepperjack.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

why are you so good at this alfred it's unsettling

horseshoe, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

Fieri, light of my life, fire in my colon. My sin, my salami. Fi-e-ri: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three licks down the truffle fry to tap, at three, on the teeth.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

ahem

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

SO WE EAT ON, OLIVES IN THE FRIED POUNDCAKE, BORNE BACK CEASELESSLY INTO THE JOHN

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:00 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

almost did a coca-cola spit-take onto my laptop

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)


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