http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Product/618674b.jpg
shit is like a pack of black and mild's to him
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
ahem strongo might I point you to Guy's South Beach Mojito with blueberry reduction and Wild Lemon Martini with lemon reduction
*drops mic*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
GF smokes $100 bills
http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/business/men/guy-fieri-net-worth/
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
what he didn't tell you is that "reduction" is actually code for "hunk of balled up chicken grease."
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
lol!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
reduction = donkey sauce
the last thing you hear before you die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-LiPvdAjDY
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
if only i could bend fieris ear i am sure that i could get the graveyson on his shot menu for thanksgiving, i could be a thousandaire
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
which is to say, ENBB has an underappreciated post upthread
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
secret shot menu designed by celebrity bartender fluffy bear
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
btw y'all i just emailed guy about the dr. strongo's restaurant
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
if it goes through, yr all hired. in some capacity.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
drink menu really should just be a series of before and after photos
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
the "South Beach mojito" I know has ingredients that might frighten Mr. Fieri.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
he means semen everyone
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
I meant tofu
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
semen-flavored tofu
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
jjjusten and FB should have a separate bar in the restaurant called the 'lab' where they concoct new and exciting drinks in realtime for customers
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
also known as STFU
to be fair, its only illegal if you serve human semen at a restaurant
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
exciting possibilities for dog and horse semen
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
before you move forward with this idea, you might want to run that by someone who is an actual lawyer
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
this restaurant will be located somewhere with no extradition treaties
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
i mean, come on
"it's legal" - successful lawyer who burned a teddy ruxpin doll while high on DMT
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
South Beach!
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
you think i haven't put nearly ten years of thought into this
god bless strongo hulkington for doing the lord's work in this thread
― j., Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this needs to be a thing
"I'd better stay away from the drink that made this man cry, and I don't know if I want to go as far as the guy with his head on the table, but this guy's making out with a woman who I would probably find attractive in his state, so let's start there."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
I have had the same damn smashmouth song in my head for the last three hours and it's this thread's fault. I hate all of you.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)
hey now.
you're a rockstar
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)
(sorry)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
fuck you
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
not really!
It's not even that one!
Wait, yes it was.
hey nowdrinking rockstarand midoriand mango purrr-eee
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
somebody once told me to ruin sushi rolls see
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
well the guy starts cumming and the ham starts running
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
hahahahahaaa
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
THIS IS NOT HELPING
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
should have kept my trap shut
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
is it their cover of 'why can't we be friends' or their cover of cannibal corpse's 'hammer smashed mouth'?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
omg
It's a good thing my office door is closed.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
Every time I see a pic of guy fieri itt I hear Ted Levine say, "Was he a great big fat person?"
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)
HAHAHAHAH
Yesssssssssssssssssss
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)
all that glitters is choad
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://lyfestinks.com/post/12838586754/guy-fieri-erotic-fanfic-nothing-weird-here
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
hahaha
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
best url
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)