I should have known better than to start reading the comments section.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
http://pitchfork.com/news/48689-andrew-wk-named-cultural-ambassador-to-the-middle-east-by-us-department-of-state/
― Evan, Sunday, 25 November 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)
???
― goole, Sunday, 25 November 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
I know right?
― Evan, Monday, 26 November 2012 05:17 (thirteen years ago)
Party over :(
http://news.yahoo.com/us-rescinds-offer-send-performer-andrew-w-k-212201260.html
― a worthy pioner! (weatheringdaleson), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
"among other things"
aw :/
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)
so i saw this "killer karaoke" thing on fb today and am wondering if that is real or onion-y or what?
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/11/26/3114359/man-who-died-during-roach-eating.html
― elan, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 05:34 (thirteen years ago)
i guess the u.s. is still in a depression huh
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/28/is-praying-for-a-lottery-win-frowned-upon-depends-on-who-you-ask/
― abanana, Thursday, 29 November 2012 07:56 (thirteen years ago)
http://gothamist.com/2012/12/05/red_cross_drops_off_trashbag_of_ham.php
Red Cross Delivers Trashbag Of Broken Hamburgers To Sandy Victims
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
haha jeez
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
my heart wants to believe that those came from the mitt romney non-campaign event
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
maybe it's some kind-of "art prank" like what this guy did: 'Hamburglar' Artist Throws Gnawed Cheeseburgers at People From Bike
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
Sean Penn blasts fellow actors for putting money before arthttp://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/dec/14/sean-penn-blasts-fellow-actors
― wolves lacan, Friday, 14 December 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iD5qA2Etr_0/TI1vCdVdQgI/AAAAAAAABoM/LCQWwM-Of44/s1600/logo.png
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 14 December 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/18/quebec-theft-maple-syrup-court.html8M Quebec maple syrup heist leads to arrestsMaple syrup seized in Quebec theft probe to be releasedQuebec police conduct 2nd maple syrup raidMaple syrup seized in N.B. may have been stolen in QuebecPolice search warehouse for missing maple syrup
― silverfish, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
whoops, first one should have been
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/18/quebec-theft-maple-syrup-court.html8M Quebec maple syrup heist leads to arrests
― silverfish, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
$18M Quebec maple syrup heist leads to arrests
― silverfish, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/drive-thru-prank-leaves-workers-questioning-reality-214808352.html
for the headline
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 January 2013 03:12 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693
A security check on a US company has reportedly revealed one of its staff was outsourcing his work to China.
The software developer, in his 40s, is thought to have spent his workdays surfing the web, watching cat videos on YouTube and browsing Reddit and eBay.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2013 10:59 (thirteen years ago)
Well done that man!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BF-AE118B_05WIc_G_20130104192101.jpg
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:06 (thirteen years ago)
there was (still is) a blog called 'four hour work week' where he pretty much advocates doing this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4-Hour_Workweek
― koogs, Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:18 (thirteen years ago)
xp some discussion of that stupid graphic in batshit rightwing cartoons: 2012 and imaginary romney presidency years edition
― Neil S, Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/republicans-accuse-obama-of-using-position-as-president-to-lead-country.html
― velvet undergrad (diamonddave85), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:25 (thirteen years ago)
well that's certainly taking the thread title literally.
― s.clover, Friday, 18 January 2013 16:31 (thirteen years ago)
ha
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
headline ambiguity funnies
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/01/20/us-fake-sept-11-coins-settlement.html
― abanana, Sunday, 20 January 2013 14:17 (thirteen years ago)
9/11 coins was a hoax
― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 20 January 2013 16:20 (thirteen years ago)
Manti has an Adidas football cleat box filled with them
― Rihanna Tootysalsafroyo (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 January 2013 17:18 (thirteen years ago)
Snow Plow Driver Brags About Burying Cars In YouTube Video
― elan, Sunday, 24 February 2013 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
Cannibal Cop Seemed Like Regular Cop At Work
― arby's, Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:48 (thirteen years ago)
104-Year-Old Woman Forced to Lie about Her Age on Facebook
― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:41 (thirteen years ago)
Austrian cardinal's mother hopes he doesn't become pope
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 09:38 (thirteen years ago)
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/03/taliban-greets-chuck-hagel-with-bomb.html
― goole, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
"Nick Cave To Unleash 30 Multi Coloured Horses At New York’s Grand Central Terminal"
http://www.yatzer.com/HEARD-NY-by-Nick-Cave
(which looks great and is only funny because of the name (it's not THAT nick cave))
― koogs, Friday, 15 March 2013 15:06 (thirteen years ago)
Cops: Teen who said Ninjas attacked him actually shot himself
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
CNN Grieves That Guilty Verdict Ruined Promising Lives of Steubenville Rapists
― kate78, Sunday, 17 March 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
Jihadi Web Forums Are Losing Members to Twitter, Facebook, Death
― goole, Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
ha, best use of non-parallel construction ever
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
@beautypill 3mThe last line of this article is absolutely intended to read like an Onion piece. Tell me I'm wrong. http://wapo.st/11ztSXg
― some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/NATL-Irish-Town-Legalizes-Drinking-and-Driving-199867031.html
Healy-Rae told the Times he thinks the measure will help preserve pub culture, lower the risk of suicide and attack isolation in the small town.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4203460/Schools-ban-children-making-best-friends.html
Actual article not Onion-esque, but the concept has promise.
― ljubljana, Saturday, 30 March 2013 12:43 (thirteen years ago)
The picture and caption of this article look Onionish.
― Josefa, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/
― Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
Boston Dunkin' Donuts Remain Open To 'Take Care Of Law Enforcement And First Responders'
― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, 19 April 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/1440/20130418/tylenol-eases-existential-anxiety.htm
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Friday, 19 April 2013 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
that link starts 2 videos with sound when you open it
― abanana, Friday, 19 April 2013 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
the chains of worry are forged in idle hours
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Friday, 19 April 2013 22:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html
― the Upperchest (crüt), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)