DYING
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)
anybody have fieris email address because i want to ask him if the carpet matches the drapes
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)
"special" pepper jack sauce
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)
guy fieri is up at 3am every day applying cream cheese and wasabi to his balls
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)
he's still getting over never seeing Ronald McDonald serving burgers at McDonalds
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:55 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Like Ronald, there should be regional Guy Fieris that show up whenever there's a birthday party at any of the restaurants.
― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)
Fieri has appeared in promotions for Flowmaster, a California-based auto exhaust parts manufacturer. In 2008 and 2009, he was the spokesperson for T.G.I. Friday's.[11] In 2010, he appeared in a commercial for Aflac named "Spicy."[12]
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)
i can't believe guy fieri would whore himself out like that
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BAZWqwf35Qc/S405-upuWVI/AAAAAAAACOU/P_qQy5o6Giw/S1600-R/HeaderNew1.jpg
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
Huh, from the nose up he looks like Corey Feldman.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)
Born Guy Ramsay Feldman
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
So Guy jetted off to the Big Apple. Over the course of three frenetic weeks in front of cameras, he rose to the top of the high-stress battle of wit and kitchen smarts like the fat in a cooled pork stew.
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
the fat also rises
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
i feel kinda spent after all this
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:54 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what do you think guy fieri's post-coital cigarette of choice is
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)
and would he let you have a drag
A fried Marlboro
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)
Kool Milds drenched in donkey sauce
― does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)
unfiltered lucky strikes with shredded pork where the tobacco should be
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
wasabi clove with rasperry reduction
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
guy fieri's aesthetic is many things but the word "reduction" has never been a part of it
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
one of those camel crush things but when you squeeze the filter it shoots warm bacon fat into your mouth
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
just a ball of bacon grease in the filter
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
chorizo-infused filter (extra long)
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
he just lights up a stick of teriyaki beef jerky
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
slim jim man, slim jim
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Product/618674b.jpg
shit is like a pack of black and mild's to him
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
ahem strongo might I point you to Guy's South Beach Mojito with blueberry reduction and Wild Lemon Martini with lemon reduction
*drops mic*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
GF smokes $100 bills
http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/business/men/guy-fieri-net-worth/
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
what he didn't tell you is that "reduction" is actually code for "hunk of balled up chicken grease."
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
lol!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
reduction = donkey sauce
the last thing you hear before you die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-LiPvdAjDY
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
if only i could bend fieris ear i am sure that i could get the graveyson on his shot menu for thanksgiving, i could be a thousandaire
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
which is to say, ENBB has an underappreciated post upthread
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
secret shot menu designed by celebrity bartender fluffy bear
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
btw y'all i just emailed guy about the dr. strongo's restaurant
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
if it goes through, yr all hired. in some capacity.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
drink menu really should just be a series of before and after photos
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
the "South Beach mojito" I know has ingredients that might frighten Mr. Fieri.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
he means semen everyone
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
I meant tofu
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
semen-flavored tofu
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
jjjusten and FB should have a separate bar in the restaurant called the 'lab' where they concoct new and exciting drinks in realtime for customers
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
also known as STFU
to be fair, its only illegal if you serve human semen at a restaurant
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
exciting possibilities for dog and horse semen
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
before you move forward with this idea, you might want to run that by someone who is an actual lawyer
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
this restaurant will be located somewhere with no extradition treaties
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
i mean, come on
"it's legal" - successful lawyer who burned a teddy ruxpin doll while high on DMT
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)