FOR DESSERT AT GUY FIERI'S: THE CAKE OF FROSTED TIPS
http://i.imgur.com/uU3nE.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
I don't trust Diners, Drive ins, and Dives because Guy chose a year old fish-n-chips place (Mac's Fish and Chips) over myriad better options and acted like it was Santa Barbara canon. It also doesn't fit into his triple D genre.
― Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
I just found something beautiful.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/08/tumblr_lqpakfnQ2E1qzy8n8o1_500.jpg
http://p.twimg.com/Ajv698gCMAAq1yd.jpg:large
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
i kind of want a teddy ruxpin except it's guy fieri
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/CtODg.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
if you could put a cassette in Guy Fieri's back and make him lip-sync to, say, "Fucked" by GOD, that would be the BEST
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
A+ pics guys! A+ pics, Guy!
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
one time when i was a kid we put the cassingle of "i want your sex" into teddy ruxpin
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
omg
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
that day, strongo became a man
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)
strongo if you cannot be friends w/guy you can at least eat his head and absorb his essence
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― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
it was like say anything except i was 9 and the boombox was a teddy ruxpin
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
Not to digress too much, but I believe Jane and Michael Stern put another fishhook in an imprisoned orphan's neck every time Guy Fieri's name is spoken out loud.
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
how do i make a drink out of hummus
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)
sorry i am on my own vision quest over here
I will help you
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)
r.i.p. beverly [REDACTED] you were my one true love and you never understood what i was trying to tell you with that teddy ruxpin
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)
i really want falafel now
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)
even though i mean the lyrics to "i want your sex" are pretty fucking obvious, toots
I am now envisioning some kind of holiday-themed McDonald's-steez hummus milkshake and I think I need to lie down.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)
1/4 cup hummus1/2 cup gin1/4 cup olives1 cup yogurt
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)
guy fieri has ruined us all
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)
ruined? he's LIBERATED me.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)
i've been a broken man since 1987
dying itt
― does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)
garnish with feta and grape leaves
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)
trying to decide if you mean help me in a design the drink way, or a charitable interventiony way xposts
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)
when i worked at a bar in college one of the regulars was this law student at the time in his early 30s, he drank a lot and def liked to party....one time he told me this story about he and this dude were getting fucked up on DMT in the basement of the apartment building they lived in, the boiler room, and they set a teddy ruxpin on fire, he said it was horrifying
― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)
well he's helped you strongo, i think he's ruined DJP
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)
djp that drink might actually be...good?
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:21 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Exhibit A
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)
hahahaha i have set a teddy ruxpin on fire!
pretty sure that's a section from infinite jest, m@tt
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)
strongo stuck the "I Want Your Sex" cassingle in his Teddy Ruxpin in 2006.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)
http://northoftheriver.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/obamabrushingthatdirtoffhisshoulder.jpg
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)
huh we might have gotten the idea from infinite jest then. that makes me feel a little better about myself.
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
they set a teddy ruxpin on fire, he said it was horrifying
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_upF4Etvqv9Y/ST6ZbIXHOKI/AAAAAAAACYk/rTZuthMa6Tg/s200/GriftBurningFunzo.jpg
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
no, sorry, jjj. i made that up. you're an awful person all on your own.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
awful...ly wonderful.
hahaha well shit then
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)
there is a Johnny Garlic's within 30 miles of me, and a Tex Wasabi's a mere 5 miles away. If you ever are looking for a reason to go to Sacramento #justsayin
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)
my god it's only 12:26
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)
really tho, what child didn't look at the Teddy Ruxpin commercial or the actual doll and think "I wonder what it would look like on fire?"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)
why would you need literary inspiration, anyway? the idea of setting teddy ruxpin on fire is sorta self-evident. to even look at a teddy ruxpin is to imagine it ablaze
xp
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
the good news, strongo, is you're still on a humane sleep schedule
― does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
in the last three hours i've thought about guy fieri's orgasms and revealed my biggest childhood heartbreak. i need a job.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
I guess the bad news is you've spent all morning writing Guy Fieri fanfic but otoh we are all benefitting
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:18 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
2 oz garlic infused vodka2 oz liquid from can of chickpeasliberal dash of lemon juice
shake over icepour into martini glass
coat the rim with tahinigarnish with a clove of garlic
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)