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falafel martini - three falafel balls in a martini glass with tahini and vodka

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

also creme de menthe and prosecco

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

I was going to get Lebanese for lunch, but now I don't know..

mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

just put it in a martini, I always say

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

and a lock of guy fieri's hair cut from where it's frosted

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

also, a pork chop

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

raw

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

i wonder if he does the frosting himself or its a whole weekly deal along with mani-pedi

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

why do i have so many questions about guy fieri

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

i just want him to be my friend u_u

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

I'd take a falafel martini over a goddamn Cosmo

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

and come over and play wii boxing and then a bongo solo or two while we listen to my parrothead jams mix cd

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

O_O

what if... they put falafel into a cosmo

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

through the looking glass here

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.annotatedmst.com/episodes/teenagersouterspace/bugsbunny.jpg

strongo, guy

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

tell me again about the rabbits, guy fieri

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

FOR DESSERT AT GUY FIERI'S: THE CAKE OF FROSTED TIPS

http://i.imgur.com/uU3nE.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

I don't trust Diners, Drive ins, and Dives because Guy chose a year old fish-n-chips place (Mac's Fish and Chips) over myriad better options and acted like it was Santa Barbara canon. It also doesn't fit into his triple D genre.

Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

I just found something beautiful.

ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/08/tumblr_lqpakfnQ2E1qzy8n8o1_500.jpg

ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://p.twimg.com/Ajv698gCMAAq1yd.jpg:large

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

i kind of want a teddy ruxpin except it's guy fieri

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CtODg.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

if you could put a cassette in Guy Fieri's back and make him lip-sync to, say, "Fucked" by GOD, that would be the BEST

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

A+ pics guys! A+ pics, Guy!

mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

one time when i was a kid we put the cassingle of "i want your sex" into teddy ruxpin

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

omg

ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

that day, strongo became a man

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

strongo if you cannot be friends w/guy you can at least eat his head and absorb his essence

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/7586/blackwatergrill2.jpg

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

it was like say anything except i was 9 and the boombox was a teddy ruxpin

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

Not to digress too much, but I believe Jane and Michael Stern put another fishhook in an imprisoned orphan's neck every time Guy Fieri's name is spoken out loud.

WilliamC, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

how do i make a drink out of hummus

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

sorry i am on my own vision quest over here

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

I will help you

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

r.i.p. beverly [REDACTED] you were my one true love and you never understood what i was trying to tell you with that teddy ruxpin

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

i really want falafel now

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

even though i mean the lyrics to "i want your sex" are pretty fucking obvious, toots

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

I am now envisioning some kind of holiday-themed McDonald's-steez hummus milkshake and I think I need to lie down.

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

1/4 cup hummus
1/2 cup gin
1/4 cup olives
1 cup yogurt

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

guy fieri has ruined us all

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

ruined? he's LIBERATED me.

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

i've been a broken man since 1987

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

dying itt

does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

garnish with feta and grape leaves

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

trying to decide if you mean help me in a design the drink way, or a charitable interventiony way xposts

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

when i worked at a bar in college one of the regulars was this law student at the time in his early 30s, he drank a lot and def liked to party....one time he told me this story about he and this dude were getting fucked up on DMT in the basement of the apartment building they lived in, the boiler room, and they set a teddy ruxpin on fire, he said it was horrifying

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

well he's helped you strongo, i think he's ruined DJP

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

djp that drink might actually be...good?

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

1/4 cup hummus
1/2 cup gin
1/4 cup olives
1 cup yogurt

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

garnish with feta and grape leaves

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:21 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Exhibit A

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha i have set a teddy ruxpin on fire!

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)


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