"PEPPER JACK"
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
"THANK YOU, MY DARK LORD CTHULU"
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
"I'M SO ALONE"
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
"DONKEY SAUCE!"
― joygoat, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
BADASS
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
"DONKEY SAUUUUUUUUUUCE"
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
dammit!
i have a feeling guy's the kind of person who likes to give unsuspecting sex partners the shocker
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
"THAT IS A BIG PIZZA"
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
that is the most high school of "I have a great sex idea" moves, so yes
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
also does he leave his arm bands on or off
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
these are the things i think about
in my stygian pit of loneliness
He puts the left one around his dick
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
does he leave his sunglasses on behind his head?
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
i'm pretty sure that when guy fieri orgasms he sounds like he's having a heart attack -- i'm sure one day that's how he'll die
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
still dying at the concept of a google alert set to 'pepper jack'
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
i'm pissed that after all this time, no food critic has gone to tex wasabi's to eat these sushi rolls
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
are you man enough jordan
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
when Guy Fieri orgasms and you feel his breath on your neck it smells like bologna and mayonnaise
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
i can't believe we crossed the guy fieri sex talk line and djp is off like doing work or something
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
jordan u need to do it, you know u can
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
if i ever find myself in santa rosa or the sacramento-area, i pledge to go to tex wasabi's and eat gringo sushi
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
start a kickstarter; i'll chip in
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
my offer to eat at any guy fieri restaurant stands, so yeah, jordan, whenever yr ready, holler
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
jesus i'm hungry now
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
seriously you guys could turn it into some kind of hunter s. thompson type deal
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
"tex wasabi's is decadent and depraved"
when Guy Fieri orgasmsis within 20 feet of you and you feel his breath on your neck it smells like bologna and mayonnaise
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
i am pretty sure if i drove cross country to eat at tex wasabi's there's no way it wouldn't turn into a bargain basement version of fear and loathing
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:38 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
fear and trolling
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
I bet after Guy cums the whole room smells like hot ham
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
THERE WE GO
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the wasabi began to take hold."
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
goddamn it dan i was about to run to the store
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
(sorry guys, production crisis pulled me away)
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
too bad suggest ban option gone
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
suggest ham
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
strongo clicked "suggest dan" option instead
if i join in on the fieri safari, do i have to actually eat the food or can i spend the whole time confusing and terrifying the bartender with drink orders
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
because hey if there was ever a restaurant where i think someone else would put anchovy paste in a beer, this is the spot
we need to buy an old vw van for this
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
and a Port-a-Potty
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
we should prob cut out a section of the floorboards in the back so we can throw up while we drive
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)
which hey solves the portapotty thing as well
only if flames were painted on the side
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
this really sounds like the best possible thing we could do to celebrate turning 40, jjj
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
I want in on this pilgrimage -- I've been training for it my whole life.
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
I might have to join in on this so I can help identify the bodies.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)