worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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hmmm

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

take it to "rolling caring about things"

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

this is the space for us to stare into the frosted-tipped abyss

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

There is a stand-alone restaurant in Baltimore called the Olive Grove, which originally opened as a near perfect copy of the Olive Garden down to the free breadsticks; however, everything on the menu is actually quite good and the seafood is fantastic.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

The Frost-Tipped Abyss is a new vodka and bourbon drink at Guy's restaurant

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

The Frost-Tipped Abyss is Guy Fieri's nickname for his penis

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

the little cartoon on the frost-tipped abyss logo is guy smiling in corpsepaint

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

One of its ingredients is Aqua Net. xxp

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

It is called a vodka and bourbon drink on the menu but contains neither, is in fact made with Liebfraumilch and gin.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

what do you guys think guy yells out at the moment of orgasm?

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

"PEPPER JACK"

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

"THANK YOU, MY DARK LORD CTHULU"

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

"I'M SO ALONE"

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

"DONKEY SAUCE!"

joygoat, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

BADASS

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

"DONKEY SAUUUUUUUUUUCE"

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

dammit!

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

i have a feeling guy's the kind of person who likes to give unsuspecting sex partners the shocker

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

"THAT IS A BIG PIZZA"

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

that is the most high school of "I have a great sex idea" moves, so yes

under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

also does he leave his arm bands on or off

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

these are the things i think about

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

in my stygian pit of loneliness

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

He puts the left one around his dick

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

does he leave his sunglasses on behind his head?

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure that when guy fieri orgasms he sounds like he's having a heart attack -- i'm sure one day that's how he'll die

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

still dying at the concept of a google alert set to 'pepper jack'

ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

i'm pissed that after all this time, no food critic has gone to tex wasabi's to eat these sushi rolls

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

are you man enough jordan

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

when Guy Fieri orgasms and you feel his breath on your neck it smells like bologna and mayonnaise

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

i can't believe we crossed the guy fieri sex talk line and djp is off like doing work or something

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

jordan u need to do it, you know u can

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

if i ever find myself in santa rosa or the sacramento-area, i pledge to go to tex wasabi's and eat gringo sushi

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

start a kickstarter; i'll chip in

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

my offer to eat at any guy fieri restaurant stands, so yeah, jordan, whenever yr ready, holler

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

jesus i'm hungry now

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

seriously you guys could turn it into some kind of hunter s. thompson type deal

beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

"tex wasabi's is decadent and depraved"

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

when Guy Fieri orgasmsis within 20 feet of you and you feel his breath on your neck it smells like bologna and mayonnaise

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

i am pretty sure if i drove cross country to eat at tex wasabi's there's no way it wouldn't turn into a bargain basement version of fear and loathing

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

"THAT IS A BIG PIZZA"

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:38 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

fear and trolling

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

I bet after Guy cums the whole room smells like hot ham

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

THERE WE GO

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the wasabi began to take hold."

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

goddamn it dan i was about to run to the store

idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

(sorry guys, production crisis pulled me away)

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

too bad suggest ban option gone

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

suggest ham

super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

strongo clicked "suggest dan" option instead

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)


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