I mean
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
this is the funniest line imo
If a customer shows up with a reservation at one of your two Tex Wasabi’s outlets, and the rest of the party has already been seated, does the host say, “Why don’t you have a look around and see if you can find them?” and point in the general direction of about 200 seats?
― goole, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
I bet their recipe for a ROCKIN' GIN & TONIC is:
CampariGreen pepper slicesapple juicebaking soda
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
i can't believe we've had a few dozen posts since that image and "jimmy fallon's boozy creamsicle" wasn't one of the first five jokes
xps lol there we go
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
life has taught me that if you combine rum and orange soda you will vomit
not even sure what adding ice cream to that equation would do
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
loool Alfred
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
the sauvignon blanc is like the second-least offensive thing in that drink btw
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
Blackberry & Cherry Infused Vodka Merlot
― goole, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
the very finest of vodka merlots
― goole, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
ive actually read the entire menu of guy's restaurant before thanks to someone in my twitter feed live-tweeting their pilgrimage there a month or 2 ago
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
recipe for TINA FEY'S RUM RUNNER
tomato waterWhite Horsethinly sliced beetsCampbell's cream of mushroom broth
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
27 Sep Lala Lala @Lala_Ladybug28Hey @GuyFieri eating at Guy's American Kitchen and Bar in NYC and it is FANTASTIC!!! One billion stars for you and the restaurant!! #yumyum
Hey @GuyFieri eating at Guy's American Kitchen and Bar in NYC and it is FANTASTIC!!! One billion stars for you and the restaurant!! #yumyum
take that, grey lady
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
that sangria recipe is very, very close to an amazing sangria that one of my singing friends does, where he adds half a bottle of vodka just to "give it a little kick"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
I like the way this guy operates.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link
guy is my spirit animal
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
strongo reading Paula Broadwell tweets
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
i actually have a google alert set up
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
one of three: "guy fieri," "pepper jack," "giant comet that will that destroy us all god please hear my prayers"
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
I like the NYT review because now I know I am not the only person on earth who finds Fieri disgusting and still enjoys Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
Christ almighty strongo yr killing it today
I will not ride for guy fieri with you tho. unless the ride is on people who live in NY but have actually eaten at an Olive Garden there what the fucking shit
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:09 AM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
feel like this is pretty common! guy is the price you pay to see some ppl doing some pretty cool stuff.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
I only went once out of curiousity, I was hoping the unlimited salad and breadsticks would be good at least
xp
― iatee, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
What channel is that on, should I watch it? I like all of those things.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
Man vs Food >>>>>> Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (mainly because Adam Richman >>>>>>> Fieri)
― Dog the Puffin Hunter (ledge), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
i kind of wanted to start a rolling adam richman deathwatch thread a couple years back
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
kind of a tossup about whether he's going to die of a cheese-induced heart attack or be knifed by rough trade tbh
fair enough Iats. I am pretty passionate about NYC for food I get irrationally pissed that there's any McDonald'ses there at all. WHAT THE SHIT YOU GUYS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE MCDONALDS IS A FALAFEL STAND THAT'S AT LEAST TWICE AS GOOD EVEN IF IT'S THE WORST FALAFEL STAND IN TOWN.
― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
i get that way about people who eat at subway in philadelphia
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
word on the street is you got to go for the secret menu
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/10/18/enhanced-buzz-10738-1347315613-8.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
guy's thighs
no
― ENBB, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
like want to round them up "most dangerous game" style passionate
I never ever want to see "Guy's thighs" in any context
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
aw i bet his thighs are okay
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
but then i'm into bears
a cinnabon, and two more cinnabons
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
working title of the "Pirate Jack" had to be "Date Rape" right
― goole, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
― Dog the Puffin Hunter (ledge), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:12 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
agree with this
― does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
that secret menu otm
― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
some people just want familiarity even if its clearly worse. my roommate is like this, we have a pretty damn good local pizza place in the neighborhood and he still insists on getting dominos or papa johns because its what he's used to
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
Richman is a funny guy! He says funny things! Fieri just says "BOOM" and "OH YEAH" and "that's a BIG pizza!" like that is actually a humorous comment.
― Dog the Puffin Hunter (ledge), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
"just give me a big gulp cup full of chipotle mayo with a pepper jack-filled baguette sticking out of it. second though, skip the baguette, it'll only make me sleepy."
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
AMY POEHLER'S JOLLY RANCHER
rye whiskeyCamparipeppermint schnappsHypnotiqdurian nectarred pepper flakesblackberry seltzer
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
PAUL LYNDE'S SAILOR'S SURPRISE
ginger aledark rumbull semenabsolut pepparcharles nelson reilly's eyelashesmashed bananaremy martin
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
Fieri just says "BOOM" and "OH YEAH" and "that's a BIG pizza!" like that is actually a humorous comment.
wait, so is he actually.. Kool-Aid Man?
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
I feel about national chains like iatee feels about cars. Nobody should ever eat at them, ever.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 11:23 AM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the kool-aid man is more subtle
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes when youre driving somewhere theres nothing else tho xp
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
if both iatee and me get our way you won't be driving anywhere, problem solved
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
hmmm
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
take it to "rolling caring about things"
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link