worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

. . . just

logo makes it look like a pumpkin beer, probably isn't

can't wait to kick back with my blue watermelon martini and my buffalo bleu-sabi wings at Guy's American Foodcrimescene Restaurant

can i just

Motley Que Ribs

Motley Mr. Que Ribs

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foodcrime
(1984)

I don't think Fieri actually has anything as ridiculous as that hot dog in his restaurant? I got the impression his own food is like applebees inspired by crazy stuff, but not actually crazy

logo makes it look like a pumpkin beer, probably isn't

This autumn ale is made with honey-roasted pumpkins and simmered with ginger, cloves, cinnamon, and nutmeg. A sweet and spicy harvest treat that goes down smoothly.

WOAH

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If any ILXors come to Cleveland for the EMP Pop Conference next year I'll take you to local chain MELT so you can take the Melt Challenge:

Our monster grilled cheese featuring 13 different cheeses, 3 slices of grilled bread and a pile of hand-cut fries & slaw. Over 5 lbs. of food! Finish it all without any help or trips to the bathroom and you will be awarded a Melt t-shirt or Melt Pint Glass, a $10 gift card and we’ll immortalize you in our online Melt Challenge Hall of Fame.

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Motley Mr. Que Ribs

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:48 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how dare you sully my good name sir

CAD - yeah I just drove by there recently but I'm sad the sports depot is gone because I used to go there occasionally when I lived in the crack house on the corner of Linden street. SD just seemed like a real institution somehow.

that is an aborted goat fetus on a yellow plate

a DELICIOUS aborted goat fetus

This autumn ale is made with honey-roasted pumpkins and simmered with ginger, cloves, cinnamon, and nutmeg. A sweet and spicy harvest treat that goes down smoothly. Also a big hunk of bacon, shredded pepper jack, live scorpions, an onion ring, marmot skin shavings, and some chipotle guac cream. Boo-ya!

http://jethrosdesmoines.com/the-adam-emmenecker-challenge/?ref=home

lol x-post

YOU GUYS THE DRINK MENU

http://www.guysamerican.com/images/menu/Cocktails.jpg

I want that beer now though. Right now.

Well, just this image if you want to cut to the chase. The Fieri-alike on "Man vs. Food" went to the restaurant:
http://www.jethrosdesmoines.com/wp-content/uploads/jethros_emmenecker.png

is that anti-freeze in a martini glass?

i hate food challenges - i tried to eat a 2 pound burger once which is not even that big a food challenge and i'm a pretty big guy but i couldn't handle it and it ruined any desire i would have had to do something similar ever again

the first two ingredients of the North Cali Mojito are "Sauvignon Blanc" and "Hendricks Gin"

brb off to change my dn to Presidente Margarita

might have to email Fieri, they misspelled "nectar" on the margarita

so that's how they roll in San Jose

what do you think his emails are like

seriously the more i think about, the more i think guy could make the dr. strongo restaurant a reality

jesus christ that mojito recipe is puzzling

we seem to have the same whimsical attitude toward people's general well-being

might have to email Fieri, they misspelled "nectar" on the margarita

they meant "neckbeard"

xxxp it doesn't help that the bread at Melt is sliced nearly 3/4" thick. I mean, imagine that with something like this (which I've eaten) - keep in mind, this is not just lasagna, this is a sandwich. A lasagna sandwich.

The Godfather
3 cheese lasagna, fresh fennel-oregano pasta sheets, hearty red sauce, provolone, garlic spiked bread - $12.00 V

wait a minute: Midori, Hendricks, pineapple juice, and sauvignon blanc?!

xpost - the more I think about it I'm pretty sure you owe it to the world to make that happen

Most of those sound sort vile but I'm pretty sure I'd drink any of them.

CAD - yeah I just drove by there recently but I'm sad the sports depot is gone because I used to go there occasionally when I lived in the crack house on the corner of Linden street. SD just seemed like a real institution somehow.

― ENBB, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:51 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah yeah the crack house is why i thought to tell you this

I get mojito variations, or maybe a clever joke based on the fact it's wine country

but there is nothing in this recipe that resembles a mojito in any way

Feel like the "Pirate Jack" is naked without pepper jack cheese somehow shoehorned into it.

jimmy fallon hanging around in the kitchen all day with a chef's hat and apron on, waiting for someone to order his boozy creamsicle

Camaro Red Sangria, Joe Biden's drink of choice.

it's a mojito without MINT LEAVES

I mean

this is the funniest line imo

If a customer shows up with a reservation at one of your two Tex Wasabi’s outlets, and the rest of the party has already been seated, does the host say, “Why don’t you have a look around and see if you can find them?” and point in the general direction of about 200 seats?

I bet their recipe for a ROCKIN' GIN & TONIC is:

Campari
Green pepper slices
apple juice
baking soda

i can't believe we've had a few dozen posts since that image and "jimmy fallon's boozy creamsicle" wasn't one of the first five jokes

xps lol there we go

life has taught me that if you combine rum and orange soda you will vomit

not even sure what adding ice cream to that equation would do

loool Alfred

the sauvignon blanc is like the second-least offensive thing in that drink btw

Blackberry & Cherry Infused Vodka Merlot

the very finest of vodka merlots