"Donkey" Sauce:
1 cup prepared mayonnaise 1/4 cup roasted garlic 1 teaspoon regular yellow mustard 2 cups cries of screaming infants consigned to hell 4 dashes Worcestershire sauce 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1 tablespoon your immortal sauce 4 pinches ground black pepper
Mix the mayonnaise, roasted garlic, mustard, Worcestershire, salt and pepper together until smooth. Yield: about 1 cup.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
i hate recipes that include dashes
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
you're so merry and you don't even know it― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:36 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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A+
― paula boradwell (crüt), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
4 em dashes Worcestershire sauce
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
Donkey Sauce really reminds me of these: http://overnighttomanydistantcities.blogspot.com/2007/05/donald-barthelmes-fine-homemade-soups.html
― s.clover, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.chalkitupsigns.com/chalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/morgan.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
is donkey sauce supposed to be a play on arby's horsey sauce?
http://www.businessweek.com/investing/insights/blog/archives/horsey2.jpg
― fiscal cliff burton (get bent), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
that article is great! the epistolary form totally works.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link
i feel like that needs to be distinguished from a second-person piece that would read like, "you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you." those are pretty brutal
good point and tbf who amongst us hasnt wanted to ask guy fieri if he cant be fn serious
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:19 (eleven years ago) link
reading that article makes me want to die of an atherosclerotic heart attack
― does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:24 (eleven years ago) link
^my fav kind of heart attack
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link
Sauce it up!™
― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:42 (eleven years ago) link
like Marilyn Hagerty's reviews?
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 12:01 (eleven years ago) link
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 11:14 PM
otm
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
lol wmc i never noticed yr ray smuckles comparison til today. i think that might be the most succinct description ever of guy's appeal for me.
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
Direct challenge to DJP in that NYT review:
Hey, did you try that blue drink, the one that glows like nuclear waste? The watermelon margarita? Any idea why it tastes like some combination of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BAZWqwf35Qc/TDed2V7bXUI/AAAAAAAADMk/Ei7ipsc5yFk/s1600/GuyFieriAC2009.jpg
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
FO' SHO
I read this and thought to myself "fuck, now I have to go to Guy Fieri's restaurant"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
djp will you go to guy fieri's restaurant with me?
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
actually i am just going to extend this invitation to any ilxors on the upper east coast.
because i am going. one day. this is not an option.
we've already parsed the semiotics of djp's affection for blue martinis with radioactive isotopes floating in them
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
NYC FAP FO SHO
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
fun game: get a group of people and go to guy fieri's restaurant, but each person will order the food of somebody else in the group
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
going to a guy fieri restaurant is some hajj shit for me
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
un game: get a group of people and go to guy fieri's restaurant, but each person will order the food of vomit on somebody else in the group
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gz6II.png
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
after drinking a radioactive blue martini, of course
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
"you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you."
Worst Choose Your Own Adventure book ever.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
FUCK YES I WILL
I have to do an NYC trip at some point anyway to visit FB and his fiancee so that would dovetail nicely
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
Disney World resorts serve this:
http://www.talkdisney.com/forums/attachments/disney-recipes/4638d1289747219-blue-glow-tini-disney-world-glowtini2.jpg
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
someone photoshop "dating a coworker" so it's "dating guy fieri"
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
maybe he'll be there!
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
the Blue Glowtini is AWESOME btw
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
i'd have so many questions for him
foremost among my questions would be "what was it like touring with Third Eye Bling?" and "did you ever get a chance to meet Eddie Murphy or Mike Myers?"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
"you seem to have lived a remunerative existence as a manic pig-ignorant toad consuming whatever comes his way like a vacuum cleaner. would you say my life choices are basically sound, then?"
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
the truly fucked up thing abt this restaurant is how expensive it is, you could get a really good meal somewhere else!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
yeah but one doesn't go to mecca because you could pray to the wall of a gas station a lot easier
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
omg Third Eye Bling, I should make that happen
it would be all 3EB covers done in the style of mid-90s Bad Boy
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
I would totally try this place out of curiousity at this point but I bet the entrees are like 20 bux
xp
― iatee, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
isn't there an Olive Garden in Times Square that's cheaper and serves better food?
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
and a souvenir blue glow cube
U DINT TELL US U GOT TO KEEP THE GLOW CUBE
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
olive gardens probably not cheaper. maybe better but
― max, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
i don't think there's an appetizer less than 11 bucks on the menu!
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
times square olive garden is weirdly expensive too
― iatee, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
YEAH BUT BOTTOMLESS SALAD BOWL
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
There's an ESPNZone in Times Square and you can sit in a giant recliner in front of a wall of TVs. Suck it, Fieri.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link