worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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also it's in the American 'newspaper of record'

― iatee, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

usa today?

― under minnesota shakedown (mh), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

guy fieri is the best

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:28 (thirteen years ago)

i've been saving this gif for when i want to big-up a post, but i havent found the right chance yet

http://i.imgur.com/xnbty.gif

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)

so squinty

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

but then again so many of my dreams revolve around being rich, fat, drunk, and paid to eat on tv.

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

can he even open his eyes anymore

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

he's just so happy to be eating that foodstuff!

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

sodium-eyes

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

god he's like santa claus and swingers had some kinda wonderful eraserhead baby.

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

you're so merry and you don't even know it

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

god he's like santa claus and swingers had some kinda wonderful eraserhead baby.

and shat out a barbequeue chicken encrusted croquette

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

i bet if you poke him in the belly he giggles like the pilsbury doughboy

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

and then vomits donkey sauce and bourbon on you

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

did he make a silver dollar appear out of thin air with his free hand in that gif?

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

lol strongo itt

― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

he turned that slice of barbeque chicken croquette pizza into a Susan B. Anthony coin.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)

cuz that's CALIFORNIA STYLE

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)

i take my joy where i find it. and in this case i take it in the form of 300 pounds of greasy, cholesterol-sodden p.t. barnum slathered in bronzer and bleach.

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

SERVICE The well-meaning staff seems to realize that this is not a real restaurant.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 5:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah, i like the idea that its something other than a restaurant, a portal to another dimension, covert government experiment

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

diner drive in or dive

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

hah, i like the idea that its something other than a restaurant, a portal to another dimension, covert government experiment

like...Benghazi?

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

dun dun DUN

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:02 (thirteen years ago)

Ain't that America?

― cruel silver of hope (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

little pink houses slathered in donkey sauce for you and me

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

wtf is donkey sauce? (i hesitantly ask)

― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:12 (thirteen years ago)

to date, who is the most powerful person who has won a reality show competition to become a star

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:12 (thirteen years ago)

if I'm not forgetting someone it could be fieri

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

to date, who is the most powerful person who has won a reality show competition to become a star

Mitt Romney.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

"Donkey" Sauce:

1 cup prepared mayonnaise
1/4 cup roasted garlic
1 teaspoon regular yellow mustard
2 cups cries of screaming infants consigned to hell
4 dashes Worcestershire sauce
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
1 tablespoon your immortal sauce
4 pinches ground black pepper

Mix the mayonnaise, roasted garlic, mustard, Worcestershire, salt and pepper together until smooth. Yield: about 1 cup.

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

i hate recipes that include dashes

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

you're so merry and you don't even know it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 6:36 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

― paula boradwell (crüt), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

4 em dashes Worcestershire sauce

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 00:15 (thirteen years ago)

Donkey Sauce really reminds me of these: http://overnighttomanydistantcities.blogspot.com/2007/05/donald-barthelmes-fine-homemade-soups.html

― s.clover, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.chalkitupsigns.com/chalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/morgan.jpg

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)

is donkey sauce supposed to be a play on arby's horsey sauce?

http://www.businessweek.com/investing/insights/blog/archives/horsey2.jpg

― fiscal cliff burton (get bent), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:18 (thirteen years ago)

that article is great! the epistolary form totally works.

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:14 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like that needs to be distinguished from a second-person piece that would read like, "you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you." those are pretty brutal

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:14 (thirteen years ago)

good point and tbf who amongst us hasnt wanted to ask guy fieri if he cant be fn serious

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:19 (thirteen years ago)

reading that article makes me want to die of an atherosclerotic heart attack

― does smooshing cloacae together actually count as sodomy??? (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:24 (thirteen years ago)

^my fav kind of heart attack

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:26 (thirteen years ago)

Sauce it up!™

― mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 06:42 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like that needs to be distinguished from a second-person piece that would read like, "you walk into guy fieri's new restaurant. the host approaches you." those are pretty brutal

like Marilyn Hagerty's reviews?

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

that article is great! the epistolary form totally works.

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 11:14 PM

otm

― WilliamC, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

lol wmc i never noticed yr ray smuckles comparison til today. i think that might be the most succinct description ever of guy's appeal for me.

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

Direct challenge to DJP in that NYT review:

Hey, did you try that blue drink, the one that glows like nuclear waste? The watermelon margarita? Any idea why it tastes like some combination of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?

― super perv powder (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BAZWqwf35Qc/TDed2V7bXUI/AAAAAAAADMk/Ei7ipsc5yFk/s1600/GuyFieriAC2009.jpg

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

FO' SHO

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

Hey, did you try that blue drink, the one that glows like nuclear waste? The watermelon margarita? Any idea why it tastes like some combination of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?

I read this and thought to myself "fuck, now I have to go to Guy Fieri's restaurant"

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

djp will you go to guy fieri's restaurant with me?

― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

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