"someone mixed him up with the horse connect-the-dots below the waist"
― Z S, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
"it was terrifying"
haha Goole
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)
"it means nothing. i was only doing it by the numbers"
― threat of the author (darraghmac), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
"who is he? if you'd just give us a minute, i'll give you a quick outline"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
"Well why don't you tell ME what I'm doing in bed with a man swarmed by tiny fleas that look vaguely like numbered dots"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
ok ok
"He feels like I can complete him"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
"..."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
"I did not have sexual relations with this concept."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
"Ah, Professor Moriarty, my old nemesis!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 November 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)
lol ez snappin
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)
"this is where I draw the line"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)
2 in a row for Hurting 2!
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 12 November 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)
"Oh please, as if this is worse than you and your 'Junior Jumble'"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 November 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
"There's no 69 in Sudoku."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 12 November 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
"Ah, Puzzlemaster Will Shortz, my old nemesis!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 November 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
Would you like to finish him?
― Gods Leee You Black Emperor (Leee), Monday, 12 November 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)
"i only got as far as his arse and then he sat on the pencil"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)
"This isn't what it looks like."
― Hadrian VIII, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
"Well thank *GOD* you're home Derek, I've been looking absolutely everywhere for a rubber"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
"Well I couldn't even find numbers 38 thru 57, but he says it's never happened to him before"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
"He showed me his foreskin and I was like OH MY GOD... does that line mean 'connect-the-dots' or 'please cut here'?"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
"This is Steve and he says he's completely dotty about me"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)
"Was this your idea to merge the personal ads with the quiz page?"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)
"can you tell what it is yet?"
― threat of the author (darraghmac), Monday, 12 November 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
"don't worry, I can erase this problem in no time"
― Z S, Monday, 12 November 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
"Well, at least this time it didn't turn out to be a donkey."
― Øystein, Monday, 12 November 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
"Gimme a break Jeff - this man is a goddamn hero. Lost all his skin in a napalm attack in Kandahar. I can't help it if Puzzle Barn won the health contract with the military"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
"This is Will, my dotted-line report."
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
"Asked me if I was free on Thursday and I promised that I'd pencil him in"
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Monday, 12 November 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
"As you can tell doc, our relationship is very much a work in progress."
― s.clover, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 03:59 (thirteen years ago)
"I already told you, I'll fill you in later."
― s.clover, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 04:02 (thirteen years ago)
"You just couldn't put one and two together."
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:22 (thirteen years ago)
"I told you I was puzzled."
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
"Can I borrow a pen?"
"So I suppose now you're going to act like you don't curl up with the crosswords?"
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/11/26/p465/121126_contest_p465.jpg
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
"I know you're not a Freudian, but I like to have sex with all my analysts."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
"i bought a new couch"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)
"since you only have a chair large enough for one person in your office, i thought i should bring a couch with room for two people with me. since there will be two of us here. once the delivery guys leave, that is."
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
"I am going to cuckold you with these delivery men who ostensibly are just here to deliver a couch."
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)
what a terrifically uninteresting and badly drawn cartoon. Maybe you could make some reference to how weird everyone's eyes are, i dunno.
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)
or the fact that that room would have to have at least five walls
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)
"Why is your diploma all blurry? Anyway, your couch is here."
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
"One of these delivery men has a cleverly disguised penis and testes on his face. See if you can guess which one!"
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
"couch? couch couch couch couch! couch couch."
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm sorry the cartoonist doesn't know how to handle eyelines, but I am actually talking to you, not over you."
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
"the way you have your desklamp and phone arranged on your desk is very strange"
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
"FLASH! duh-duh-duh-duh-AA-AAAAH! Savior of the universe!"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)