Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

o2 is just mindless automaton with hint of big company menace.

it's spelt Orange xp

This was what I got when I was trying to order from Apple earlier today:

Looking for something?

We thought so. The product you're looking for, however, is no longer available at the Apple Online Store.

We do have some similar products to show you

FUCK OFF!

xp well no wonder they never reply to my e-mails.

via Alba:

http://f.cl.ly/items/3q3i2Q0e1G1e1R3p1P03/ClouDrop%209%20Nov%202012%2020:07:28.png

Whatever it takes
Or how your phone breaks
We will be right here waiting for you

belongs on the passive-aggressive notes thread

We have an automated build and deploy process here at work. It regularly sends emails:

Hi matey,

I've just finished releasing [project] as [version]. It went fine. Hurrah

[blah blah blah]

Your robot-pal,
Jenkins

ugh "matey". reminds me of freshers' week at oxford.

Oi mates,

I've just finished releasing [project] as [version]. It went fine. Hurrah

[blah blah blah]

Also, blood sausage is delicious

Your robot-pal,
Jenkins

Holy shit these pictures of their office.

http://www.viewpictures.co.uk/ImageThumbs/KILO-006-0015/3/KILO-006-0015_Innocent_Drinks_HQ_Stiff__Trevillion_Architects_London_2011_General_Office_Area.jpg

http://enviableworkplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/InnocentDrinksOffice.jpg

http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/images/2007/04/27/dsc_0024.jpg

I can't even...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HwXAH87Oek8/TNPwwShGb-I/AAAAAAAAFy0/aZW-3IwzZvU/s1600/Innocent+Office1+oct10.jpg

How many fucking tiny bobble hats do you need in one square foot of space?

http://now-here-this.timeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Downstairspan1.jpg

Of course there is...

OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU

THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MICROSECOND

THEN READ ALL THE BLURBS ON THE SIDE OF THEIR VITAMINWATER BOTTLES

THEN SCREAM A LONG LONG SCREAM

― Just got offed, Saturday, July 19, 2008 5:58 PM (4 years ago)

I think about this every time I see a bottle of Vitamin Water ... still

where are these from Matt? Googled and found another:
http://enviableworkplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/DSC_0005-e1304558233324.jpeg

The buzz of 200 people in this space gives it the feel of an English Village Fair, while countless potted trees and picnic benches complete the notion that you’re outside on a sunny Summer’s day. The fake turf teases you to kick your shoes off, and looking around you can see many who have succumbed to the notion. Tucked away to the rear there is a lovely tree-lined, outdoor ‘beer garden’ area comprising 300 ft of shaded gravel with (of course) more picnic tables: perfect for Summer picnics, impromptu meetings or simply catching a breath of fresh air.
Jesus.

In fairness, I'd take that over my office.

kicking shoes off in the office should be a sacking offence for violating basic rules of HYGIENE and GROSSNESS not fucking encouraged

also were those people not wearing socks or...?

not wearing socks is uncivilised

tbf and mea culpa but I'm drinking a litre bottle of their mango and passionfruit smoothie right now - hate the player and the game but love the toothdecay syrup

i'm ill k

i had the flu a few weeks back and drank a bottle of vitamin water, so no judgments

Was it a twee bottle of vitamin water that tried to be matey with you? Normal vitamin water is fine.

http://enviableworkplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/DSC_0005-e1304558233324.jpeg

"Hey, what's up man, hi bro"

"If you don't like my song, you don't have to listen, Britta, alright? I'm an artist, and I write what I feel. And I feel that you suck."

i just bought my first ever innocent product :(

their juices are half price in sainsbury :(

never hated myself for buying something this much :(

> How many fucking tiny bobble hats do you need in one square foot of space?

that's a thing though, isn't it. once a year all the bottles come with tiny bobble hats and some money goes to some charity, somehow.

p much impossible to spend money at a supermarket without contributing to corporate dickheadery, self-forgiveness is the path of least resistance

I visited the Rackspace offices last year and they've got bizarre grassy bits and fake parks and stuff inside the building.

This mini has been converted to a four person meeting room
http://cdn.homedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Rackspace-interior-design-company3.jpg

Swings
http://cdn.homedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Rackspace-interior-design-company17.jpg

The reception area is lifted straight out of a Mirror's Edge level
http://cdn.homedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Rackspace-interior-design-company10.jpg

preschool or workplace, who can guess

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111013220743/parksandrecreation/images/0/00/Entertainment_720_Building.jpg

i'm having my ape hour

Fuck those barefoot people.

http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/images/2007/04/27/dsc_0024.jpg

oh god, for a gigantic buzzsaw to fly along at head height here

that one guy in solitary confinement in the little cabin

actually that would probably be my chosen seat if i worked there

fuck off out of my cabin chuckleheads

i wd be down for being barefoot at work tbh. also having my own cabin.

turns out the french aren't immune to the exact same twee copy style:

http://www.micheletaugustin.com/indexflash.htm

Is that site actually aimed at French people, or just English speaking people who want to buy twee food labelled in French?

(my French isn't actually good enough to tell the difference)

french people! this stuff isn't sold in the uk (in fact the packet is very proud that some of their biscuits could be found in, specifically, the dean and deluca on broadway in new york city, in 2010)

oh god michel et augustin... i have a few friends who worked or interned there and they made it sound just as twee as you'd think. bt it's changed a bit the past couple of years and now supposedly either michel or augustin is a major pain in the ass. i have to hand it to them though, some of their biscuits are really tasty. quite expensive too though.

according to local estate agent, W12 has been renamed 'Chez Bu'...

L___ G___ shared Innocent drinks's photo.
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If you are running in the London Marathon today, we salute you. And if you're not doing anything active today, we salute you too. It's Sunday after all.

bye bye our pieminister pie
we're really going to miss you
and that is no lie
it's just those good ol' boys
are waiting with their
mash on the side singing
this is the day we'll eat pie
this is the day we'll eat pie

Printed on the side of their takeaway bags. Have these people even ever heard the fucking song? Half the lines don't fit ffs.

forgot the crucial exclamation mark at the end

none of it fits. fuck pieminister.

fuck off and pie

would be a great name for a shop

i hate myself and i want a pie