Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

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I had to tap out when I got to "I got Princess Molestia looking at my butt"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

then you missed this
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/7/17/enhanced-buzz-30090-1352326613-4.jpg

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

remember when these guys just snuck in the farms late at night and tried to fuck the chickens? ah, the good old days

frogbs, Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

Just lol and smdh at bronies pretending that wanting to fuck underaged cartoon ponies is the same level of harmless as, like, 40 year-olds really into Star Trek or whatever.

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

Last weekend I had to explain to my mother in law what a brony is, because my nephews now have a brony stepbrother that they are constantly fighting with. She was so bewildered and wanted me to explain why a teenage boy would love ponies. There is no good explanation.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

To be fair to the stepbrother those kids are such rotten little brats that I could see how they could drive someone to madness/bronydom.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

She was so bewildered and wanted me to explain why a teenage boy would love ponies.

this is just the greatest sentence

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://kotaku.com/5964739/the-herd-outsiders-guide-to-the-brony-phenomenon

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.neatorama.com/2012/08/14/A-Professional-Assessment-of-Twilight-Sparkle-as-a-Librarian/

*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 1 December 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I ruined my day by clicking on this, so of course, I wanted to share.

Just posting the link, though. It's not my fault if you click on it.

http://i.imgur.com/HevqO.png

It will mess with your emotions. How's that for suspense?

pplains, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

Oh dear lord

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)

I want to be mad at you but you gave more than adequate warning

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

where did you find that

max, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:15 (thirteen years ago)

:o

this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:17 (thirteen years ago)

should i click it right before bed im guessing not

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 06:23 (thirteen years ago)

its not that bad, by brony standards

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 06:25 (thirteen years ago)

still ruined my day

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 06:26 (thirteen years ago)

who the fuck has a pin-up of Eric Bischoff on his wall

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 07:50 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8P_pwmafTs&feature=player_detailpage#t=52s

Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

I have nowhere else to put this, so....

I was very put out by the season finale of MLP, it seemed to pander to the message that being a princess should be a girl's life goal. The rest of the series isn't like that, so that's why I didn't mind my kid watching it. Is Disney already having an influence on this show?

Ulna (Nicole), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/Q9b1YUK.png

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 March 2013 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

What I find really loathsome though is your pension for degrading my partner

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

Uh.

South of Hamster (J3ff T.), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

I was not expecting that to take a turn for the even worse halfway through.

South of Hamster (J3ff T.), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

a+

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

man, i couldn't even make it halfway through

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:15 (thirteen years ago)

there are a number of reasons not to draw my little pony porn, and that letter missed all of them.

arby's, Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:26 (thirteen years ago)

I have to remember that just because I see this thread updated, it doesn't mean that I have to read it.

pplains, Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:32 (thirteen years ago)

You have to make it to the halfway point. That's when it gets amazing!

South of Hamster (J3ff T.), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:34 (thirteen years ago)

yeeeesh, yeah

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 March 2013 04:47 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3kOO2rffco

has this been mentioned? from when he unboxes the 2nd pony to 3 mins is my favourite bit of footage online ever. love how totally unabashedly ballsy he is about it too:

The video that launched me as a force to be reckoned with in the YouTube community.Yes, this is me and this is the video that I made, no substitute.

NI, Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

That letter is so gross and wrong that I almost feel bad for laughing at it.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

Nicole OTM

brb, making my wife (who has a psychology degree) read it

Darth Icky (DJP), Saturday, 23 March 2013 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

i can't feel my legs

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

bridle wars

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

Just read that entire letter aloud to my wife.

Jeff "Skink" Baxter (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

And made it through about 8 minutes of the unboxing video. The poor kid speaks so much more clearly and confidently when he's talking for the pony toys :(

Jeff "Skink" Baxter (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

I hate to have to ask, but yr wife, she is not i hope a plush toy horse

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

god, that guy is so sad
bronyism is kinda evil huh

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

Bro fete but what we make

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

is this for real? something very "a modest proposal" about this.

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

it's pretty trollish

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

No theyre the little fellows with the hair

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

feels weird that a brony would qualify his particular strain of bronyhood in relation to another kind of bronyhood as being too strange to grok instead of just saying, "hey now buddy, that's my fiancee there, back off" or some such.

like are ponyography aficionados and pony plushies disparate communities that don't interact or know of each others' ways?

slugbuggy, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe a standard issue brony still thinks marrying a plush toy as a means of asserting copyright is just a step too far

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

probably the most concise summation of the situation but also the weirdest sentence i've ever said that about.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

idk i'm sure mattel executives got up to some dark shit in the 80s

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to remind everyone that this is happening:

http://www.bronycon.org

Darin, Saturday, 23 March 2013 23:50 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to remind everyone that this is happening:

http://www.bronycon.org

Darth Icky (DJP), Sunday, 24 March 2013 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

i work with a brony. is it wrong to wish death upon her.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)


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