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is it really possible to quote rumpie out of context?

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:56 (twenty years ago)

TATU charted. Damn.
-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), Today 1:20 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

actually love's maybe a bit strong but I tire quickly

-- cozen (skiplevel...) (webmail), Today 12:17 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:26 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

I think it always looks better without the comma

-- RJG (RJ...), August 12th, 2005 12:26 AM. (RJG) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 26 February 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes you need a break from the triple-penetration anal bukkake escapades.

-- Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (wooderso...), March 1st, 2006.

― trappist monkey, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Did anyone see the L&O:SVU BF had a cameo on? It was gross, he gets pegged by a cattle prodesque electronic device wielded by Wonder Woman's daughter.

-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), March 3rd, 2006 9:43 AM.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

hi, i'm a girl. it's creepy.

-- killy (fagsztra...), March 8th, 2006 2:32 AM. (baby lenin pin) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to crockett the ironmonger at lunchtime to point gruffly at bits of metal

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), March 8th, 2006 6:12 AM. (grimlord) (later)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

part of the joy of dom popping off is that i don't actually have to do anything but sit back and enjoy

-- strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (wt...), April 4th, 2006 12:32 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha OUT OF MY MIND, STERLING CLOVER

― Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

gabbneb: innappropriate, yet awesome
-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), April 21st, 2006 12:18 AM. (rosemary)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:29 (twenty years ago)

i'm not a big tv man these days

-- 25 yr old undercover cop (miltonpinsk...), April 28th, 2006 11:42 AM.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 28 April 2006 10:41 (twenty years ago)

but juiced balls or not, those moon shots are pretty amazing.

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), April 17th, 2006 8:37 AM.

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

I'd have thought suzy would be familiar w/ the two fingers but maybe not

-- RJG (RJ...), May 16th, 2006 4:18 PM. (RJG) (later)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

That works both in and out of context. RJG should have an excelsior thread all to himself this last couple of days.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

I wonder how long I can go without touching a floppy. I think it may have been since summer 2004.

-- JW (jo...), Today 12:58 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

I might indeed do that (but only if I happen to be wearing a sturdy bra that day)

-- indolent girl (indolentgir...), May 19th, 2006 8:55 AM. (indolent girl) (link)

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

Indie Frog is so lazy! He'll never catch Pepe the Fly!

-- Ian Christe (ia...) (webmail), May 19th, 2006 4:10 PM. (Ian Christe) (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

oh god the sex column was vile.
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), Today 12:25 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:36 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

He also had an endearing habit of bending down to touch his toes with his arse pointing in my direction during the warm up.

-- Mädchen (madchen_in_unifor...), June 13th, 2006 2:21 PM. (Madchen) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a fan of boosies, myself.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), June 14th, 2006 3:11 PM. (trayce) (later) (admin) (userip)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

Jim, its like I wrote it just for you ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

LICK IT

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 22nd, 2006 10:38 AM. (Ned) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 June 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

heavens!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes a girl just needs to keep her box to herself.
-- Kim (grimstitc...), June 21st, 2006 6:21 PM. (Kim)

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i have fantasies about perfectly round eggs

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 3:42 PM. (electricsound) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

STICKY AND BROWN
STICKY AND BROWN
TASTES SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE - GOING DOWN

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 5th, 2006 3:42 PM. (The Lex) (later)

I'll arrange with Anna to take it up that way before next friday.

-- Ed (dal...), July 5th, 2006 3:45 PM. (dali) (later)

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Saturday, 8 July 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

mine is HUGE

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 7th, 2006 4:30 AM. (electricsound) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I don't think there is such a thing as a single, definite Shimura Curve. They are a set of multi-dimensional toroid shapes with lots of holes in them. So I don't think you can have just one.

-- Margarine Machine (masonicboo...) (webmail), Today 12:05 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

that cat was tight
-- ath (jodec...), July 16th, 2006 2:49 PM. (ath)

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 17 July 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

DING DING DING!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 17 July 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

I like small holes.

-- The Brainwasher (teignmout...), July 29th, 2006 6:31 AM. (Twilight) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

is every single post on this thread effectively a sexual innuendo?

oops.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 29 July 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'd go for red, orange, or black if I was going to get some.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), August 1st, 2006 5:12 AM. (Tim Ellison) (later)

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Monday, 31 July 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Married women can yet their tits out too you know! Unless they are ultra orthodox Jews or something.

-- Emma (emmaluvscak...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

Emma -- it's all very well you saying that, but it never happens when I ask, no matter how polite I am ;-)

-- Alan Trewartha (alantrewarth...), October 8th, 2001 1:00 AM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

WAU!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

I know, and I am sorry for posting that, but the fact that it reappeared on the New Answers page in this of all weeks was too good to overlook.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, I thought the little one was one of those toilet cleaner things that hangs over the rim. Your big turd is about half the width of your bath. Good effort!

-- JimD (ji...), October 22nd, 2004.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 7 September 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

The ones that get me are the lone men. They all look the same, gahhh.

-- emil.y (container_driver...), October 6th, 2006 4:47 PM. (emil.y) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Saaaarf Laaaandaaaaaaan rudeboy is a personal favourite of myself and my friends.
-- Dom Passantino (killallgoth...), March 19th, 2003.

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 3 November 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

i've only had it once and the person who gave it me called it "roo-bosh".

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), Yesterday 8:15 PM. (dog latin) (later)

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 9 November 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha c'mon Blount, you've SEEN me jump down someone's throat before! (HI MOMUS I SEND THEE HUGGLEZ AND GUNZ)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck's sake am I glad you aren't black.
-- nabisco (--...), November 17th, 2006. (nabisco)

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 18 November 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

me too -- with a really hairy nipple

-- Maria :D (djdutc...), Monday 9:47 PM. (Maria D.) (later)

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:04 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

fuck a horse, sister golden hair

-- PappaWheelie MMCMXL (evieandjo...), January 16th, 2007. (later)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh ive missed this thread. one of my faves, after the unintentional wrestling-buttfuck-nipple-lick imagery thread.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

transsexaul

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:57 PM

fuck it

-- estela on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:58 PM

― onimo, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

This is still totally my fave thread evar :D

― Trayce, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:25 (nineteen years ago)

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