showtime's Homeland =[a tolerable claire danes, mandy patinkin & that girl from firefly naked]

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also you don't need a coffin-sized lead-lined case for c4. You can carry c4 in your pocket without setting it off; you can hide that amount of c4 under your bed.

Clay, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

oh also can they please get rid of the whole mike and sidekick with crutches storyline ? it sucks and omg that dude jumps to conclusion so easily. mmm there's one bullet missing in the ammo box and walker was killed with a single bullet - boom! case solved ! didn't brody use the gun to shoot a deer, in front of mike, in a previous episode btw or am i misremembering ?

Jibe, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

::backs cautiously away from Clay::

ICY BRO (SPECIAL GUEST) (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, I think I have this information from watching... mythbusters.

Clay, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

i'm trying to imagine how mythbusters demonstrated this... did they put like 3kgs of c4 in a barrel and then had at it with a flamethrower and then admit with a disappointed look on their faces that this wasn't gonna explode that easily ?

Jibe, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

didn't brody use the gun to shoot a deer

That's what I thought too. In fact I think he shot it twice. So the real mystery is where did he get the extra bullet? (Also I'm vaugue on this but I thought that Tom guy got shot with his own gun anyway)

JimD, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

Brody snatched Walker's gun away right before he shot him but Brody had his own gun too I think

oh also can they please get rid of the whole mike and sidekick with crutches storyline ? it sucks

otm

dmr, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

i'm trying to imagine how mythbusters demonstrated this... did they put like 3kgs of c4 in a barrel and then had at it with a flamethrower and then admit with a disappointed look on their faces that this wasn't gonna explode that easily ?

m/l this is exactly what happened.

Clay, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

this was the first week i didn't hate the Detective Mike storyline, just because it led to those scenes where it felt like Saul was bewildered that they were on the same TV show

so i've had suspicions about galvez being a possible mole for a while. but now he's dead(?) so idk what to think.

been sort of thinking this since late season 1, and this is the first time i've seen anybody else say it. really doubt it now

don't trust the lil b in apartment 23 (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

every time brody gets all indignant its like man try not being a terrorist next time u baby

lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 07:17 (eleven years ago) link

btw this happened: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/homeland/1423664/

Gukbe, Monday, 12 November 2012 07:20 (eleven years ago) link

kinda lol to think ppl thought last week's ep was a breather before return to full on craziness... and then we get this episode.

also i guess galvez might still be a mole considering how many times they made sure to mention that he was not doing well in this ep. and quinn is hilarious, all "i'm checking myself out" and then getting naked in front of carrie and his lol reply to her surprise.

Jibe, Monday, 12 November 2012 09:40 (eleven years ago) link

last week was nuts, terrorists assassinated that whole crew

lag∞n, Monday, 12 November 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

why am I still watching this

Hadrian VIII, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

a question i ask myself after every episode

Jibe, Monday, 12 November 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

btw this happened: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/homeland/1423664/

― Gukbe, Monday, November 12, 2012 2:20 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha "oh no, she's having one of her jazz freakouts"

my hands tra cer (some dude), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

just gonna leave this here...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mde1urvjYO1qzsj1oo1_500.gif

Roz, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

snl parody was weaksauce imo - well, except for the "small mouth" bit

mod is my co-pilot (Pillbox), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

cut to mandy with his head in his hands listening to sexxin is utterly hilarious.

s.clover, Monday, 19 November 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

I just started watching this

omg so good! love it already, only 2 eps in

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

latest episode was really solid

dmr, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

look out caries got a wrench

lag∞n, Monday, 3 December 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link

that was awesome how they killed the vp and brody was so into it

lag∞n, Monday, 3 December 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not really sure why & how pacemakers can be wirelessly accessed to kill the people using them but hey i'm all for creative deaths. question now is whether carrie's got more love for brody or the usa, will she rat him out ?

Jibe, Monday, 3 December 2012 10:25 (eleven years ago) link

also, unless i missed something, wasn't brody's phone being monitored all the time by quinn & friends ? sure, they got abu nazir's team but they still don't have the main target and brody was their main link to nazir so it's pretty unfortunate that they stop surveillance just when abu nazir calls brody.

Jibe, Monday, 3 December 2012 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

seemed like carrie already decided not to tell abt brody murking the vp otherwise she prob wouldve said something to saul on the phone

lag∞n, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

xp - <3 this show, but it really does reveal itself to be quite a house of cards plot-wise when you start to ask questions like that.

Pillbox, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

seems like itd be p easy to figure out brody did it w/some minimal investigating even if they werent monitoring his phone

lag∞n, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

the impt message to send out to saul was that abu nazir was hiding out in an abandoned factory (i'm hoping for a robocop style season finale) and maybe she felt trying to explain the pacemaker thing on the phone would have made her sound like (even more of) a crazy person. ok, yeah i guess she has sided with brody.
anyways yeah, questioning this show's plot points leads to a lot of eye rolling

Jibe, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

feel like 'abu nazir is abt to assassinate the vice president right now' could be considered a p important message

lag∞n, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but vp was a dick so it's ok not to tell saul.

Jibe, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

ha yeah i was kinda thinking everyones just whistling pretending they didnt see anything because that guys so awful

lag∞n, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

the impt message to send out to saul was that abu nazir was hiding out in an abandoned factory (i'm hoping for a robocop style season finale)

http://i1.cdnds.net/10/42/M/ustv_mido_hamada.jpg

thx, now I am enjoying the mental image of this dude ^ stumbling around drenched head-to-toe in toxic waste.

Pillbox, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

anyways yeah, questioning this show's plot points leads to a lot of eye rolling

yup last two episodes have been great even though there are tons of parts where I'm shouting "wha???"

like not telling Saul the VP's about to get killed, or Brody standing in a hotel room yelling "NAZIR!!!!!" at his phone when there are probably Secret Service minders right out in the hall

dmr, Monday, 3 December 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Is Estes trying to protect against some type of "Bush did 9/11" reveal where they have deeper involvement with Nazir somehow? Just bombing the madrassa with a drone strike doesn't seem like a big enough secret to go deep black-ops to prevent it coming out ...

dmr, Monday, 3 December 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

feel like killing brody would kinda be the way to go even w/o that drone strike, i mean yr just gonna let this terrorist wander around america

lag∞n, Monday, 3 December 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

i'm hoping for a robocop style season finale

lol otm

r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/59abc778d2be574f01ce1fad55e187556227e6c7_m.gif

doesnt end well for crying carrie tho :(

r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

for a sec i thought brody was going to spill all the beans to walden and then pacemaker geek's internet would cut out

r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

p amazing how a dude doing secret stuff in a room before someone comes in never gets boring

they've probably done that every single episode and i've always been GET OUT BRODY GET OUT AHHH

r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

for a sec i thought brody was going to spill all the beans to walden and then pacemaker geek's internet would cut out

haha yeah exactly. I was like "what if he lives??"

dmr, Monday, 3 December 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

p amazing how a dude doing secret stuff in a room before someone comes in never gets boring

xp - yeah, I'm pretty much a total patsy for that stock gimmick myself.

Pillbox, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

i had a good laugh when brody started looking for a magnifying glass to make him all detective-y. if only walden had not had a magnifying glass in his office, he would have lived and brody would have gone on a revenge mission against nazir for killing carrie. i'm trying to imagine the convo between nazir and brody:
-giveme the number or i kill carrie
-i can't... i can't read the number it's too small
we hear a couple of shots fired

Jibe, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

galvez is totally the mole, isnt he. shit. i mean COME ON he's out of the hospital and WHOOPS major fuckup on catching nazir

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

That theory seems... plausible? Damian Lewis' bug-eyed performance on the phone with Nazir did seem a little off. I've rarely, if ever, correctly predicted where this show is going, though, so I'm looking forward to wherever it leads, no matter how batshit.

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

probably one for "too much time on ilx" that i thought dude's name was darragh dhal right

r|t|c, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

lol

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

btw what was up w two handed hearts, not a real game

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link


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