i'm in an airport

Paris and Singapore - very roundabout way of getting to and from HK?

nah singapore was a seperate weekend trip from HK.

ugh heathrow

ok i'm in LAX now and a dude has just got down on the floor in front of me and started doing press-ups randomly. HOTT. lax >> heathrow already

people queueing up ahead of time to board a plane 50 minutes before departure - stupid or sensible?

now i feel guilty for still be on the internet. mmm maybe i should join the queue? it's moving rapidly

make them wait for you

A Changi they will remove your bags and leave without telling you if you try that.

Shocking abuse of authority, but not uncharacteristic for Singapore - that place makes you want to stick your chewing gum under your seat just to piss them off.

Stuck in charlotte NC. Lame.

In the airport in New Orleans the other day, I saw a man reading this book:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eoqcMd%2B6L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU01_.jpg

hahahhhahahaha

i ended up getting to jersey 1am the next morning. YAY (NOT)

KCI has free and fast wireless but nowhere to eat. also they've got these nice leather chairs w/ outlets. im hungry tho

dude in orlando airport sat down at the table i was eating at, he eventually asked me what i was studying in school and after i told him poli sci he told me that he was essentially disappointed in obama bcuz instead of "doing his job saving the boys dying in iraq" he was "filling out a bracket". we had a good convo after that though

sunscreen is still a security no-no unless it's a teeny bottle, right?

and in a plastic bag

i got on w/ 4 and 5 oz bottles the other day

3 oz is the alleged limit

such idiocy, goddamn Al Qaeda didn't even kill irony like they were sposed to.

Security nabbed me for taking a full tube of toothpaste, so I squirted it out into a baggie and got it thru.

denver is kind of a nice airport. free wireless, outlets everywhere, and finally a fucking Hudson News instead of some shit-ass imitator.

haha, once again in the Denver Airport. reasons why this is my favorite airport:

1) smoking lounges with one-drink minimums, so i have an excuse to get a bloody mary

2) the views from those smoking lounges (THE ROCKIES=AWESOME)

3) the cleanliness of the place

4) the reasons mentioned in my last post.

almost makes me want to see what Denver as a city is actually like...!

oh also, if we talking security: the last time i flew, in april, i forgot that i had a miniature box-cutter in my carry-on. when i arrived at my destination and was searching for my smokes, my dad was like: WTF YOU TOOK THAT ON THE PLANE and i was like 'ya what's the big deal lol'

denver airport is beautiful. i have virtually no interest in denver as a city, but i'm always agreeable to a layover at its airport.

barcelona - beautiful city; everyone who goes to its airport and those who work there = fucking retarded. waited 1 hr to get through a queue of 6 people in the "fast bag drop" queue. fucking hell. then when i got there it took 5 seconds. retards

Atlanta, GA. the guy next to me has a very smelly burito.

kicking it at yyz. major sunburn on my dome.

Austin right now, have volunteered to be bumped for money. We'll see how that turns out.

lol stansted. best commute ever from finsbury park - got here within an hour and made it to the departure gate last minute like in that tv program. but the flight's delayed.

kicking it at yyz.

who do you think you are casually using iata codes

I was in an airport yesterday! Unfortunately I couldn't post from there (phone not fancy enough) and also I was only there for about 30 mins, the time it took to find out my flight was cancelled and get resched for today.

I will be in an airport again in a few hours. Hope for better luck.

oh my good lord. Århus Tirstrup airport is a complete(ly brilliant) joke! It makes Milton Keynes Coachway look like the SECC

ima be in one tomorrow

Jfk, with a 'seat request', not hopeful.

Aghagahagah, so the plane I don't necessarily have a seat on has 'maintenance issues'. I should have gone with my instincts and drunk another dirty martini (it was a very dirty dirty martini, all gin and salty olive juice).

New plane, new delay, still no guranteed seat. I hate delta.

At least anderson cooper is trolling you tube to keep me entertained with rabbits that walk on two legs.

tampa is rad. this internet here got me http://www.myarchive.us/richc/SurfinArt_rdc_2007.jpg

Mccallan airport, I hardly knew he

Dulles, upgraded to club for the FIRST TIME EVAH! Christ the G&Ts in the lounge are strong!

stealing wi-fi from the president's club in EWR, suckers

hey Continental! I don't know if you know this by now, but I'm actually not part of the President's Club! see ya

LAS. No stealing necessary, the whole place is wired. For a few fleeting months before a card expires I'm entitled to American lounge access, but there is no American lounge - bastards

I'm in an airport, and I'm sleepy

Columbus, OH (CMH) has free wi-fi.

Sweeeeet.

Flyin Madison (free wi-fi) to Denver (free wi-fi) to PDX (free wi-fi) today..
So much e-mail catching up

madison has free wi-fi? must be a holiday thing?

Yeah, totally. Through mid-jan.

o man i have been in this airport for so long - planes parking break is lol frozen

it sounds like it's kinda *icey* where you are