wonder how long he needed the surgery, how many times 'i didn't see that' was actually troo
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 2 November 2012 13:09 (thirteen years ago)
2.03pm: OttoMaddox asks: "Darren Bent, Theo Walcott, Daniel Sturridge, Demba Ba, Gary Hooper; lots of names are being bandied about but, ignoring unrealistic targets like Klaas Jan Huntelaar, who do you see as the likeliest striking choice for Liverpool in the transfer window?"
Jamie replies:
Why not try and get Darren Bent and Theo Walcott, and recall Andy Carroll, then, with Luis Suarez, Liverpool suddenly have all kinds of options. If they can't get Bent, try Jermain Defoe.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/nov/02/premier-league-jamie-jackson-answers-questions-live
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)
Fucking hell imagine Bent and Walcott trying to play with Suarez.
― Matt DC, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)
and why not get cameron jerome too? i hear dean ashton is currently available on a free too
sort of amazing how fitba journalists can pretty much know nothing about fitba
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)
rather narrow field of vision there from the normally worldly Carra
― aggressian pollkeeper (onimo), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)
do you mean cos of racism or their lack of movement?
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)
that's the best question i'll ask this week
why not Jason Roberts and Samuel Eto'o
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)
p sure they're outside Carra's "people I met at an England camp" scouting network
― aggressian pollkeeper (onimo), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)
i lolled ro. I lolled.
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
jeez, and I thought Carra was being misrepresented yesterday
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)
it's time to get the supportive tee shirts out
― pandemic, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)
tbfttl all of his nominees are black except for carroll who's unusually common
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)
Hooper? Black Irish?
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)
Carra didn't nominate Hooper
― aggressian pollkeeper (onimo), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)
Bigoted against white guys obv.
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)
are u ppl aware that isn't carragher talking or are u just pretending for the purposes of bantz
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
there's a black n tans joke somewhere in there re celtic bias but someone else can go ahead with that one
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)
they should have been called the black n bantz
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)
oliver cronLOL
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)
...
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)
slow day today eh?
― Number None, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)
hangs head
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Friday, 2 November 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)
not as slow as dimitar berbatov....he is so slow!
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 November 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)
he wanted to visit michael owen at the hospital, but by the time he got there owen had been discharged, injured a second time and was recuperating at home
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 November 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/efCSp.jpg
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 November 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/9649638/There-is-a-black-hole-at-the-heart-of-Chelsea-and-a-persecution-complex-developing-in-their-minds.html
― Mountain Excitement (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 2 November 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
an Utd: De Gea, Da Silva, Ferdinand, Evans, Evra, Valencia, Carrick, Cleverley, Young, Rooney, van Persie. Subs: Lindegaard, Anderson, Hernandez, Nani, Scholes, Powell, Wootton.
Arsenal: Mannone, Sagna, Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Andre Santos, Arteta, Ramsey, Wilshere, Cazorla, Podolski, Giroud. Subs: Martinez, Koscielny, Walcott, Coquelin, Arshavin, Jenkinson, Chamakh.
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:32 (thirteen years ago)
Not sure that a Carrick/Cleverley central duo is sound defensively but seasoned Utd watchers will know better.
― pandemic, Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)
Then again Valencia/Rafael vs Santos seems cruel.
― pandemic, Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:40 (thirteen years ago)
a battered cod vs Santos seems cruel at this point
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:43 (thirteen years ago)
I fear for Arsenal today. Hope I'm wrong.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)
im going to be happy with a draw.
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:46 (thirteen years ago)
There you go
― pandemic, Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:48 (thirteen years ago)
Awful.
lol
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:49 (thirteen years ago)
Just pathetic defending.
― pandemic, Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:49 (thirteen years ago)
A sight to warm the hearts of Arsenal fans
― Mountain Excitement (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:49 (thirteen years ago)
Terrific effort from Santos
― Mountain Excitement (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:55 (thirteen years ago)
Think Wenger'll be needing his eyepatch... and another one for his good eye
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:59 (thirteen years ago)
So far looking like the same Arsenal first team that has played the last 3 games vs Norwich, Schalke, and QPR ie not very good.
― pandemic, Saturday, 3 November 2012 13:06 (thirteen years ago)
that looked alright but Ramsay took one touch too many - the square ball to Giroud was on for a split-second
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 3 November 2012 13:09 (thirteen years ago)
What's the film where the Kung Fu guy throws all sorts of shapes, then the American dude just pulls out a gun and shoots him? Because I reckon in about an hour's time I'm gonna feel like I've been watching that scene over and over.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 3 November 2012 13:21 (thirteen years ago)
It's an Indiana Jones one
― Mountain Excitement (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 3 November 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)
terrible game
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Saturday, 3 November 2012 13:25 (thirteen years ago)
The first oneXp
― pandemic, Saturday, 3 November 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)
Nice mime from mike dean there
― pandemic, Saturday, 3 November 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)
Cazorla has a great face
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 3 November 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)
If ever there was an example of why possession football doesn't work it is Arsenal passing it around the midfield doing fuck all and making no chances until Utd get the ball and scare Santos every time. I don't think Utd have bothered with the left once. Why not be one dimensional when a player is this bad (and Poldi is doing nothing)?
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 November 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)
Good stuff