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GET ONE LAID
I've had more sex than I can fathom in the past 8 months. BUt its business related.

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 29th, 2004 4:55 PM. (Chris V)

i.e. you paid?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

some people don't know they're ~~born~~ plenty sexed

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, you ARE cheap, Ken.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm... piles of steamy humping bodies.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://please.leisuretown.us/dilhole/images/d003.jpg

― CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It has to be said that doesn't vary that much from the Dilbert universe at all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

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― CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

if i got paid for all the fuckin i've been doing i'd be a millionaire....nah, im trying to make a baby bingo.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

rawrr

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― CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

12 days? i think the last time i got laid was like 9 months ago, but oddly i don't really seem to mind. just the idea of some hot juicy cock getting rammed down my throat, even if i didn't have a gag reflex, makes me want to vomit. i dunno, im 24, i thought i was supposed to be in the prime of my sexlife. i wonder if something is broken

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

WHYYYYYY (jadakiss voice)

― CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

phil, would you prefer it in the ass? I mean, there are options here.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

no, not really. i don't really see the appeal of getting butt-blasted. a) it hurts. b) its messy. c) i have issues with gay sex top/bottom role politics stuff. d) it hurts.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

hm.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I think phil needs a good ol' fashioned father figure.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I've reached a point where I could dry hump in a snowsuit and still get reasonable satisfaction from it.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm picturing Jeanne in a threadbare sundress, holed up in a dusty shack in west texas, sweaty, hair stringy, breasts huge and heaving and moist. In TV commercials, this always means she wants a cola.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Je4nne makes me wish I was a woman living in NYC. Or a snowsuit.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick showed me a photo of Conor from Br1ght Eyes this morning in his Blender mag. I thought he was pretty cute, I mean, for a guy that's not my boyfriend.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah and Conor sitting in a tree.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan, I will never look as sultry as you have me imagined, though I'll take any chick who resembles such an image. Even in a snowsuit.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

EWWW. Conor has like a 12-inch waist. Are you trying to give me body issues?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't worry, Nick. Conor is a girl, and poses no threat to your mighty manliness.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ts: bright eyes vs. afghan whigs

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

boys size 6 vs. "stocky"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll take "stocky" as I would crush boys size 6. Any man in a snowsuit would look pretty lovable to me right now.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I havent' been horny in years. Do I need injections?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, I agree he's too skinny. I need a new celebrity to crush on then.
By the way, every time I try to remember his name I think of CS, our resident werewolf.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I havent' been horny in years. Do I need injections?

Apparently not!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Conor Oberst should start a band with Conner Smedley.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Bright (Yellow) Eyes

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

God help me, I seriously for real just thought to myself, "I bet a werewolf woman would be a great shag".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

wild vadge!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the verizon guy still makes me horny though, for what its worth.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

nickalicious is a closeted furry! Actually, a few months ago I read this werewolf regency romance novel that I found at the library. It was as dire as imaginable.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

still??!

x-post I guess you just made the realization that you're into hairy women, nickalicious. This is just the beginning of the rest of your life!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

phil has had a boner for the verizon guy for like years.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The verizon guy reminds me of Eugene Levy.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

the verizon guy reminds me of jude law

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy shit, I'm not into hairy women, I swear! This is how it starts, just a simple moment of unabashed honesty on the internet. Watch, next thing I know, I will be accosted on the street by hordes of sex-starved lady sasquatches.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i switched from t-mobile to verizon wireless hoping that there would be pictures of the verizon guy on my monthly statement. but there aren't.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - you wish.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, ya got me

Okay, things I have learned today, thanks to this thread:

*what a "furry" is
*that google is like a university wherein I learn all the horrible things about humanity that I would've never wanted to learn in a billionty jillion years

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

so sex with a ladywolf would be sexy, but sex with a lady sasquatch wouldn't?

Sicko.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

SPECIESIST

― somebody else, appalled at nickalicious' speciesist sexual fascism (nickalicious, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

One of my fears is that someday I will look exacly like the Verizon guy, and people will make "can you hear me now" jokes about me all the time.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, I just imagined a she-wolf who, wanting to appear younger and more desirable, shaves her pussy.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i still want a band called She-wolf. Too bad I don't play any instruments besides SAXOPHONE.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, stop pretending you're hindered by playing sax. you could be like Rindy Ross from Quaterflash! Or Lora Logic! There's hellawesome precedent.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

how about her, nickalicious?

http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season4/vidcaps/62_29.jpg

(i r a buffy dork)

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

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