my mom lives 2 blocks away from the pony
― space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 2:07 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0
― Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)
where I live, the Pony is a gay bar whose interior walls are entirely covered in dicks. me and Stevie D went there together once.
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:27 (thirteen years ago)
suck a wall of dicks
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 1 November 2012 05:29 (thirteen years ago)
ride the pony
― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
every time this thread is bumped i think of "she's going to brown u" and crack up
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
I assume you're talking about The Stone Pony? Hope it's OK. :/
― ENBB, Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)
Al: IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH!
― dyslectic Christ Brown (longneck), Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― NINO CARTER, Saturday, 5 January 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
Wish I had 25 mins with Whiney... :'(
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, May 14, 2010
― buzza, Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:06 (thirteen years ago)
he got 25 mins on his whiney yessir
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:53 (thirteen years ago)
fp'd your son
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, January 25, 2013 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Reverend, Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:46 (thirteen years ago)
I had Shart Pants 442 days ago.
― Jeff, Monday, January 28, 2013 11:43 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 January 2013 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
apropos of nothing but i really did not listen to climax enough. i will now listen to climax 8 more times.
― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Monday, 28 January 2013 22:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 10:12 (thirteen years ago)
Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.
― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)
wrong thread...
OR IS IT?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:56 (thirteen years ago)
Well, it's not the "missing verses from Alanis' Ironic" thread anyway...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:13 (thirteen years ago)
Ha you pegged me - I read a lot of p4k
― Raymond Cummings, Friday, February 1, 2013 4:01 AM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
by which I mean the closeted riverboat captain obviously...except I'm not gay, haha!
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, February 6, 2013
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
Hitler had the right idea there (just saying)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 17:13 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:12 (thirteen years ago)
Im willing to bet that's in context tho
― ...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:14 (thirteen years ago)
I instinctively touch wood about 5 times a day.
― lo! dating (dog latin)
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)
tee hee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
thanks! that merkin sounds good.
― i see boy george has lost some weight (brownie), Thursday, February 28, 2013 12:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
of course this is stupidly insulting of songwriting and cookery
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:43 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Exactly, they're different disciplines.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:48 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 28 February 2013 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
Picasso represents the horrors of war well in Guernica; "I'm Comin' Up Your Ass" is a poor substitute.
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:14 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
Thanks, get bent!!
― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:07 AM
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 April 2013 05:15 (thirteen years ago)
i'm kind of sold on the crack thing tbqh
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:53 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)
I don't even want to ask but why would they then stick a fake cock and balls onto the mannequin?
― you say potatooles (onimo), Wednesday, May 1, 2013 5:18 AM (5 hours ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 18:00 (thirteen years ago)
Aiiiieeee. I have to say, I'm having a lot more fun with the whacking than I was before it, but I think I might burn out at some point. Mordy, I'll save my next lot of eggs up for you.
― emil.y, Friday, May 10, 2013 9:47 AM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:47 (thirteen years ago)
So much potential in that thread. I would've chosen the "smelling a Willie" one myself.
― emil.y, Friday, 10 May 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
So I'm still whacking. Will the app have to update to go away.
― Jeff, Friday, 10 May 2013 15:40 (thirteen years ago)
No visible erections, no humping of inanimate objects. Bah.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:08 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:17 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:25 (thirteen years ago)
afternoon periods are tough, too. but you should enjoy this time of year!― the late great, Thursday, May 16, 2013
― utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
apologies in advance
quoting 77 on ile, see you after the ban expires
― tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=2715238n
― utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 May 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
i mean there's a documentary about the drummer from Hole so why not Death?
― unfinest DN (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:04 (7 minutes ago) Permalink
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
i think shakey is pretty fantastic up through the early 80s
― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 6:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:26 (thirteen years ago)
also I have to say I have a soft spot for balls
― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, June 8, 2013 12:33 PM (1 hour ago)
― post-op1 (electricsound), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:38 (thirteen years ago)
:-D
― w⚓f♠ (wins), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:39 (thirteen years ago)
lol awesome truth bomb right here. DP is the best.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, June 10, 2013 1:12 AM (14 hours ago)
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Monday, 10 June 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)
― wince (imago), Monday, 10 June 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)
tits umbrella raises a good point
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Monday, June 10, 2013 4:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this one is almost a good pun
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)
^would eat some hamenuts
xp
― precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 6:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)
when i grow up i want macklemore to eat my asshole
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:59 PM Bookmark
(not that the context helps it any!!!)
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 01:08 (twelve years ago)
I know for a fact they haven't had it in the can for a while.
― Deafening silence (DL), Tuesday, July 9, 2013 9:09 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ralph Vogon Williams (NickB), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 09:39 (twelve years ago)
Is there video of that somewhere? Kinda wanna hear the wet slaps.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, July 19, 2013 10:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)
The moment I posted that, I knew ...
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:41 (twelve years ago)
"Negitive Creep" is the only Nirvana song that IS A FADE OUT.― Aja (aja), Saturday, November 22, 2003 6:15 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)
the whipped cream on the table is very ominous― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Thursday, April 7, 2005 10:08 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink