"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

p.s. Just rejoined FB after two years away. Friend-requested ilxors en masse. I am the bat-kitten. :B

someday FB's sloppiness with privacy settings will probably get someone killed by a jealous ex or a stalker and the public backlash will be so great that FB knocks all this off.

how do you see which people you've hidden from timeline?

photo I'm tagged in >> make profile picture >> crop photo >> WHY CAN I ONLY CROP IN THE SHAPE OF A SQUARE????

b/c your profile photo is always in the shape of a square, per the layout of your homepage

that is redic

what is this company and why are they are a sponsored link on my fb page???

http://i49.tinypic.com/fa4o6d.png

your facebook friends have been complaining on each others' walls about you lubing too slow

I keep getting some dating site called Zoosk or something. And fucking Michelle Bridges 12 week Body Transformation Program. IM FAT AND DATELESS I GET IT FACEBOOK >:|

I only see the sponsored sites on my iphone tho, nothnig at all shows up on the PCs than u AdBlock

what is this company

you really don't know what an oil change place is?

oil change place?

All they do all day is change yr oil on request?

Well, they expect payment in return.

lol plains

lol, i understand the company's basic business model. i just don't understand how that business model is helped by advertising a TN-based oil change company on my Philly FB page! also why they're called Express Lube.

because... they are quick?

because the lube train only stops at one station?

What would you expect a company called "Express Lube" to be? It's almost the exact same name as its genericized-trademark-named cousin "Jiffy Lube."

See also:
Kwik Lube www.kwiklubeva.com/
Speedee Lube www.speedeelube.net
Zippy Lube-A-Truck www.zippylube.com

However:

"zing Lube" oil change
1 result (0.18 seconds)
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JackinChat: Free Masturbation Community for Adults! Boards, Chat ...

roxy's link on fb made me srsly (albeit drunkenly) consider starting a twitter fite with Nick Tramontana

wtf @ me

an acquaintance posted this:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/182592_407625129308674_1150949305_n.jpg

with an "omg thanks for the heads up"

am i missing something here?? why would a carjacker wait for you to get in your car and then trick you into getting back out? why not just jump out from behind the car as you're walking towards it?

- not a yoke!!

i presume it's because your keys are in the ignition or something btw

still seems overly complicated

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/carjack.asp

this is like toothing, rite

Whenever any message of thik kind says "especially to women", it's a myth, and a very old one.

People who are obv ilxors with names I don't recognize keep friending me and I keep not accepting their requests because I can't ID them.

My facebook name is Ned Raggett

Thank you, thank you. Request denied.

Rev: the North Korea of Facebook

There appears to be some confusion.

We are all Ned Raggett

no joke the morning Facebook announced that you could get a custom URL, I tried to get facebook.com/nedraggett but dude had already beaten me to it

: )

ned wins the internet... again!

haha, I think you did ok gr8080

oh i have no regrets

you and roxy are all time

lol, never noticed hers

I will accept all Facebook friend requests. Look me up, my name is Jeff.

top result for 'facebook jeff'

you and roxy are all time

lol i had never noticed this before either

were you in a 'beer run'?

http://www.upi.com/blog/2012/11/28/Facebook-restores-elbow-photo-mistaken-for-breast/2111354112660/

According to the Daily Mail, workers in Morocco and other countries are paid $1 an hour to moderate Facebook pages and remove any content that might violate its policies. When Facebook realized they had censored an elbow, they promptly reinstated the photo.

oh and I almost forgot

http://cdn.ph.upi.com/sv/i/UPI-2111354112660/2012/1/13541186002980/Facebook-restores-elbow-photo-mistaken-for-breast.jpg

hahaha

LOL

I just got WARNED BY FB for friend-requesting ppl -- or A person, not sure -- that I don't actually know. I have friend-req'd many ilxors (a few multiple times, by mistake), so if it was you, dear reader, I apologize, and have cio as of now.

lol aww. I think it's maybe because you didn't send messages with the requests so maybe people were confused? I had four separate people ask me who you were a couple weeks ago.

That might be it -- I sent msgs with some req's but not all. In future I will be sure to do so every time.