vh1's r0ck 0f l0ve

(and i think she's much less repulsive than heather, the bossy no-neck monster.)

endearing (if deranged)

otm

team rodeo

I can't believe no one has mentioned that not one, but TWO porn stars are on this show. Except one of them went home last night.

which ones? i didn't see that in any of the bios (not that i don't believe you).

Brandi C, Brandi M. Fleshbot has the evidence, but it's (obviously, very) NSFW.

who thinks he's gonna pick the one with CC DeVille hair? tho come to think of it, there's another one who looks not unlike Bobby Dall.

wait we're supposed to care who wins? lol

every single person on this show hurts my eyes

omg Brandi C's stomach tattoo

don't make fun of her tattoo, she got in a car accident

yeah, she has a disability

I collect swords.

that part made us roffle: "where does she find the time to do all this? she collects swords, she got blood transfusions when she was a baby..."

thank god rodeo is gone so i dont have to turn away from the screen in embarrassment anymore.

OH GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BUH-LEEVEE EEYEN, YAY-EE-YAY-UH

that boring chick with the pink/blonde hair and her friend should have won

I am rooting for Sam.

Sam.

(that's her name, rite? lol)

sam with all the 'but other girls are here' whining and weirdly flat hair?

i actually like the pink haired chick since the mudbowl ep.

and hurdles in a crotchless lace bodysuit? well.

'weirdly flat hair'

i've thought since the beginning that pink-hair chick (r. rockett?) was a sleeper candidate, but she's pretty boring so far

I am pulling for Jes (the pink-haired chick) because she has my name AND my old hair.

brandi has my vote.

so does bret have a weave/hair plugs or something? he's usually got his head covered, or at the very least has a big bandana headband, and his hair looks like fabric. i know that might be due to a lifetime of product abuse, but i'm suspicious.

Yeah, Brandi all the way.

I hope he cuts Mia and Heather next. Leave Lacey on as long as possible.

arrrgh, heather. truly repulsive. she's leathery, mannish, looks much older than she claims to be, and in a house full of fashion horrors consistently manages to stand out as the worst dressed.

brandi seems all right

bret may well have hair plugs, but he's been rocking the bandana look since about 1990 (when it seemed he was taking after axl?)

x-p her elimination hair is a nightmare. like 1986 stripper hair. but bad.

Jes is adorable, I hope for her sake that she doesn't win.

Sam is fucking hot, I promise I will not cheat around on her if she will be my bride.

magdelena should be starring in some nu-new wave video. not competing for the likes of bret michaels.

Brandi M. "can fit her fist in her mouth."

Must have been helpful in her former career.

polyphonic otm

oh, god. heather's special elimination hairdos give me nightmares! maybe bret keeps her around because she makes his fried locks look good.

Bret's hair is a wig. He's balding. I know this for a fact.

After Magdelena went to the shooting range and was like La Femme Nikita I gained a new respect for her, but she's not trashy enough for BMichaels.

Bret's hair is a wig. He's balding. I know this for a fact.

He is never not wearing a bandana/hat, it's pathetic.

that's why he wears it! keep the wig on.

I don't really get why Magdalena is on the show at all.

This show is much less interesting without Rodeo around.

you mean much less cringey

my bf's friend saw bret michaels at a premiere party and drunkenly went up to him and told him how much she loved poison as a teen. instead of thanking her, he leaned over and tried to french her.

you mean much less cringey

She is like the modern version of Gray Gardens, I just love her.

my wife met Bret Michaels once - cleaned his hotel room. He was late checking out and left behind a bag of weed (which she took and smoked). This was during the summer of '92, she was working as a cleaning lady in San Diego. She said he answered the door in speedos, a t-shirt, and a bandana and had some bimbo with him.

I wonder if he sleeps in the bandanna.

MEDIOCRACY

lauren i am impressed by your commitment

it's just that i'm very opposed to mediocracy. like bret is.

He totally just kept Lacey for the ratings, you could totally tell.

lol get cable

haha

damn cheapest cable in la is $45. that sucks.

thanks for the help with recommending the obvious. i can afford cable, but i appreciate your concern. i would prefer to watch a torrent, so if someone out there knows of one, that would be great.

i couldnt find a torrent but i found brandi c's porn called baby's got boobs if you want http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z8WXQM35

lacey's band was so amazingly terrible. like even worse than i thought it'd be.

she has shared the stage with king diamond and was in pigface for a while

she has Crazy Eyes and Scary Smile

http://vh1.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/06/rodeo_interview.gif

Oh Take Me Back - Back To The Rocking Horse
And Start All Over Again - http://blog.vh1.com/2007-10-09/rock-of-love-2-rocker/

This season's girls are tore the fuck down.

new series starts on sunday!