solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

and wtf, the very definition of internet bulletin board poll involves inane hair-splitting and ridiculous arguments.

― Hellhouse

You had a chance to make a perfectly good Boards of Canada joke and you blew it.

― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Monday, October 29, 2012 8:29 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

be a man and post a link or stfu

xpost

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 6:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nevah heard alt-j, the guardian's blurb on them says "The music is rich and quirky enough to match the imagistic literacy of the lyrics, from the majestic, cinematic sweep of Intro onwards." that somehow does a good job of telling me nothing about how they sound while letting me know that i don't need to hear it.

― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Thursday, November 1, 2012 11:30 PM (7 minutes ago)

I'll be honest, I don't really listen to a shit-ton of music by black women

― how's life, Sunday, November 4, 2012 7:16 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what thread be that from?

Taylor Swift?

haaaaa

i say throw out a poll, that is what ILM is all about!

― Bee OK, Friday, 2 November 2012 02:00 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you are over the age of like 19 and have any opinion on this whatsoever, you are basically a brony

― croup da color of mayonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 12:03 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm looking forward to lists from Rock-A-Rolla, Decibel, The Soda Shop, Heavy Planet, Captain Beyond Zen, Doomantia, The Obelisk, The Quietus, The Wire and Terrorizer.

― Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 2:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually decided it was cool to call ppl 'hipsters' again for 2013

― fanute da croupier (D-40), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 12:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Crimped Hair ‏@DinkMagic
Remember, if you feel like you're in a rut, there's always ALWAYS a way to be even slightly more pointlessly contrary about everything

lol i'm still kinda drunk and not at my most articulate, so i'll tell you why you're stupid in the morning

― these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Sunday, 2 December 2012 22:37 (1 hour ago)

I'm looking forward to lists from Rock-A-Rolla, Decibel, The Soda Shop, Heavy Planet, Captain Beyond Zen, Doomantia, The Obelisk, The Quietus, The Wire and Terrorizer.

― Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, November 20, 2012 2:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually decided it was cool to call ppl 'hipsters' again for 2013

― fanute da croupier (D-40), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 12:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^I actually read this together as one c&p and thought for a minute I was in the excelsior thread

I must be getting tired

^^^I actually read this together as one c&p and thought for a minute I was in the excelsior thread

― in a year with thirteen goons (Drugs A. Money)

i don't know but i just remembered the rule that n changes to m if the next letter is m, p, or b. so it should be embuttening

― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, December 3, 2012 10:11 PM (28 seconds ago)

lol I just got called a hipster like half an hour ago *likes r&b*

― rap乒 4-tay (The Reverend), Thursday, December 6, 2012 6:20 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha

(I was always a dick ;_; )

― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Monday, December 10, 2012 8:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clearly you don't have encyclopedic knowledge on this topic, so it's hard to take your wrong opinion on this subjective matter seriously.

Whose opinion is stupid?

― Mark G, Thursday, December 13, 2012 7:41 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rhetorical questions that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

on the other hand *destroys thread with endless c/p, posts image macro*

― frogbs, Friday, December 14, 2012 5:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

- Bob Marley

― Neil S, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:36 (1 week ago)

xpost too much "S" not enough "D" in there

― epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, December 18, 2012 12:50 PM

throw some D's on that post

I like Call of Duty and wanking. ¯\(°_o)/¯

― Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Saturday, December 22, 2012 5:01 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My white Swedish ex-gf got dreads after we'd been dating a few weeks and it was almost a deal-breaker. She'd lived in South Africa for about a year prior to that and almost exclusively dated Iraqis before me, so I felt uncomfortable trying to judge the racial aspect of her hair, having grown up in the American south. I did think it looked stupid and hated how it would scratch my face whenever I tried to spoon her, though.

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 27 December 2012 05:14 (10 hours ago)

one thing thats cool abt baggy shorts is no one can see yr peen

― lag∞n, Friday, December 28, 2012 8:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's the problem with baggy shorts, amirite

That's in one eye of the beholder.

lol

glad you came to terms with this sitcom

― mh, Tuesday, January 1, 2013 6:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'll just start using this thread to post stuff I think others should find funny.

― carl agita (Je55e), Sunday, January 6, 2013 3:05 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The idea that a bus transporting people from an airport would arrive with so little luggage space available, had people struggling to rearrange existing luggage (or rather loaded luggage) to try to fit things. So I got the driver to open the other side, thinking he'd open the boot.
Got on bus, realised that where I got off there was going to be traffic on that other side. Rearranged my luggage when bus stopped at the first main stop. Had to put them on top of somebody's suitcase so I worried that whoever might wind up leaving my bags by the side of the road if they had to get that case out, luckily didn't but i checked out of the window every time th ebus stopped anyway. Think I was lacking sleep.
When I moved my bags to other side of bus a family came along with several open topped bags and shoved them into that side of luggage area.
This meant that when I took my bags out these bags fell out and scattered contents all over the road. Still trying to work out if this happened when bus door opened or if my having moved bags left other things sliding and things were knocked. Anyway the idea of putting bags that weren't securely fastened at the top in the loose luggage area seems a tad shortsighted don't it?
I wound up picking up what had been lying facedown in a puddle, picking up various bottles of perfume or whatever that I think cam,e out of one container that didn't seem closable and sticking them in a bag that seemed to be at least semi contained, though without a means of actually closing it. So I'm not sure if 2 different people's gear would have been mixed up. Did at least try to make sure nobody lost anything though.
& while I was doing that my local bus home arrived then left the bus stop on the other side of the road.

Also stupid traffic control system around this area, on way out late last month I wound up just missing one bus, thinking there would be another one along in 10-15 minutes. Instead next one arrived about 50 minutes later by which time I was hitting myself about missing the intercity bus I need to connect to further transport. When this bus arrived i asked why so late? To be told that it had been stuck at a junction for an age. THe local council had decided about 2 years back to swap a series of roundabouts around town that appeared to work for a set of traffic light led junctions. The first time this had happened it had meant that traffic had nasty tailbacks every time it was remotely busy instead of the continual flow that a roundabout meant. But no they went and did it to at least 10 other similar junctions. So you can't rely on buses in mid afternoon on Friday and the weekend. Thought this started a couple of hours after I set off though.

& to cap off everything, since this bus was so late it was fuller than it should have been so I'm standing with my bag and cases and wind up with people trying to park prams on my feet which had nowhere else to be.

― Stevolende, Saturday, 5 January 2013 14:24 (2 days ago)

I can't even understand what kind of bus this is

porcelain

I've also been searching for "race war" on ilx, and every result I've clicked on is jon saying he will not tollerate this race war stuff followed by a few random people making race war comments.

― REBEL YELL FOR HUGS (Austerity Ponies), Friday, January 11, 2013 11:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a+

it should be noted that no one is forcing you to open this thread to make fart jokes

― J0rdan S., Friday, January 11, 2013

ha

let's face it, we were promised a future where we'd all be robbing japanese corporations thanks to the software plugs in our necks, and instead we got white text on a black background and people sniping at each other over some cowboy breakup
― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, January 12, 2013 2:26 AM (59 minutes ago)

haha

nice

Definitely

It didn't even really satisfy me on a spot the reference level

― Number None, Saturday, 12 January 2013 05:41 (2 days ago)

wow this is literally the dumbest conversation in a group of people who had a 100-post conversation about the "hemiola" in a chief keef song

― You Have Been Yellow Carded By a Moderator: (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 10:08 AM (3 days ago)

Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.

― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink