Babygirl, unpack yr sweaters and get FABULOUS in FALL gay homo queer &c 2012

liquor is quicker, and I can't drink any of that shit indefinitely, which nobody came right out and told me.

enjoy http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZUvWupigfEs/R1ScbKIzyuI/AAAAAAAAACw/6DiEctphTkc/s1600-R/cuponred.gif

Instead of "allying" for marriage equality, gays and straights would be best off pushing for legislation wiping Halloween off the calendar.

certainly ppl who don't have kids should not have to answer the fucking door.

xp you are so old-fashioned

On my first Halloween living alone, realizing I'd forgotten to buy candy, I hid in the bathroom for fear the kids would hear me walking around the apartment.

btw I'd a marvelous time with Stevie last night: a good dinner, drinks, and a peep into a surprisingly bumpin' Tuesday night at a hip joint downtown.

Instead of "allying" for marriage equality, gays and straights would be best off pushing for legislation wiping Halloween off the calendar.

You've managed to land on the one lobby that would turn me into table.

Wit, you guys hate Halloween cause you have o hand out candy?

*wait

A problem easily solved by not turning on your front light iirc.

That was a blast. We went to some graffiti-themed restaurant with drinks named FUTURA and Shepard Fairey and Ryan McGinley which was p lol but the fingerling-chorizo hash they served us was nothing to laugh at and I am fairly cross that I don't have any in front if me right now

A "yes" on OKC to the question "do you like horror movies" is one of the only things I've made mandatory.

I really want Morbs to get a big piece of posterboard and make a SCRAM, YOU LITTLE SHITS sign for his door

I buy candy every year but the Message Went Out that the Grinch in Apartment 104 hid in the bathroom in 2005.

I have a doorman, which means we only get no-neck monsters from inside the building. I think there were two last year. Which means if I buy any candy I have to eat nearly all of it.

we have kids in my apt building but not enough to justify buying a bunch of bags of candy that i'm just gonna eat myself anyway

lol xp?

Jeez, you ppl. All it takes for me to justify buying a big bag of candy is "oh look there's a big bag of candy on that shelf, I want it, let me go buy it"

I should be That Guy who throws pennies in the trick or treat bags.

I'd just swipe a half-dozen pieces from other people's desks at work the day before. No muss, no fuss.

Like on Nov 1 imma head down to superfresh and just buy like 6 bags of Mounds and Raisinets and Butterfingers for 75% off, y'all can just chill behind w yr rice cakes

we will chill behind and beneath our fingerling-chorizo hash and ropa vieja empanadas, thanks

You'll both be chilling in the bathroom or on your charcoal-filled seat cusions imo.

guys i'm eating yogurt stop it

will take hash and empanadas over candy tbh

I can get behind a Nov 1 chocolate binge as long as my bottle of vanilla vodka has to sit untouched in the cabinet.

also, no str8 ppl taking the hint that I need to watch the World Series on their couch tonight

i like halloween, just not so much this year. can't be bothered

i dunno guys, must admit i'm pretty excited about my Bane costume this year. :)

well, now I'm excited about it too!

Yeah, looking forward to that pic tbh.

Will probably just shave my head and wear that skull face scarf I bought.

Shit, I haven't even thought about costumes yet. Though for the past 3 years I've wanted to go as either Mary Hartman or Camilla Rhodes

the rumor that you will be Black Swan is unfounded, Eric?

hah SD i can tot see you in the pigtails.

bf trying to get me to go all out and shave all my hair off. don't think i can handle that.

Trying to decide what this year's Halloween classic horror should be. Did The Thing last year. Too easy for me to just fall back on The Shining.

Phantasm

I could never be the Black Swan. Reason: "That was me seducing you. It needs to be the other way around."

well, i decided to go to the wedding after all - he's off to italy the next day so i won't see him for a week (why i'm not going with him is a mystery, i was invited but i am incapable of being spontaneous, esp with my own money, but GOD, HOT WEATHER seems so tempting)

how do people find the time to be in relationships? i feel like i literally can't cope with juggling work/life admin/making time to see him. I DON'T HAVE THIS MUCH TIME IN MY LIFE. and this is just to see him 2-3 times per week, those couples who are permanently with each other are just a total mystery (never wanna be like them either)

If I ever get a companion, it's separate bedrooms.

If I ever get a companion, I'm going to crawl inside their body.

if i ever live with a boyfriend (LOL) separate bedrooms is a must

Ugh but then there's so much time wasted in commuting

Time gained in sleeping imo

Cohabitation > everything
I've lived w some slobby derpressed lovers too but it makes everything fantastic

It occurs to me I could probably pull off a Joaquin in The Master Halloween costume this year.

my boyfriend is literally my favorite human being in the world and i get sad when we are apart for very long so that's my excuse

Cohabitation > everything

better than a Hendrick's martini with a twist?

the gin and the twist are cohabitating