This is the thread for senselessly frittering away the last hour of a Friday afternoon

I have been mentally packing for a weekend trip to the coast. Clothes: whatev; books: 3 minimum; DS????; wine: 4 bottles?; camera, batteries

Probably no to the DS.

It is really quiet now that the loudest coworkers have left. But I can hear someone typing still.

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TWENTY ONE MORE MINUTES

Today is my Friday before a four day weekend. Bank holidays I kiss you!

Hi.
1 hour to go.

Oh god, two days of awful seminar started off a generally shabby working week.

B00zed tonight for sure.

i just got a package of new records!! i am gonna go home and mebbe order a pizza and play 'em. also get soused, yes.

Sweet! what records?
I've just made plans to go to my buddy's house and get fucked up there. Force him to listen to the new Raccoo-oo-oon lp. Maybe go to a rough pub later on.

...anyway, CIAO! I've finished.
Have a noice day everybody

ooh too late! i got busy. anyway i got stuff of the european dahnce persusason, to whit:

in flagranti 'it's all rubbish'
roxy music remixes
new lee douglas
kaos 'panopeeps'
that 'PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME' track
chemical brothers 'block rockin' beats' (retro)

mmm. i have a great friday feeling right now. Even though I'm just planning on staying in and saving money, doesn't matter as I had a busy one last week.

Looking forward to laying on couch and playing video games all weekend.

This avo I have been frittering with the aid of a) a Magnum-a-like ice cream; ii) a complementary corporate boiled sweetie; 3) a jam doughnut; and iv) unusually for me, a cup 'o tea.

ILx is dead! Killed by lolcats. . .

HA HA It's my Friday again!!! Less than two hours to go.

Urrrrgh. The clock it moves so slowly. So tired.

I am frittering away my morning, because my job interview is not until 2. I am, however, giving serious consideration to keeping a flask of bourbon in my briefcase for immediate post-interview frittering.

I have just killed the office clock

gross

Wimp.

Office clock, today:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/266961298_c5793085a0.jpg

Must be time to peruse my footy tips.

Fuck. I'm just finishing a 3 day week.
hoooray.

..And I'm not drinking this weekend. Way too excessive last wend.

HELP I AM SURROUNDED WITH FOG WTF

ANd I mean actual fog, not "hi dere I am that drunk".

yo Trayce you must be in melbourne! foggy innit!

i am considering going part-time, this job is killing me.

haha wau it really is foggy!

Yeah I am jabba hello! Are you new here or are you someone with a new handle?

Haitch: I'd love to work part time toooo. I cannae afford to tho - Nick and I broke up and he moved out :( Yargh rent hike.

lol, I'm going to be drinking this tonight
http://www.frenchbar.com/aout2002/get27.gif
I don't know what with though. lemonade and vodka or some shit. Maybe?

Also I'll be drinking beers.

Looking forward to it.

oh, and hello. Works been a total pain in the balls all week etc too.

The hell is that shit?

franshe mint liquor. Like listerine. Probably about as alcoholic as well.

Oh GOD, NO. So its kind of like creme de menthe? Frightening. Yes, I want to drink liquid toothpaste.

come on end of day. I am so sick of work.

yeah, creme de menthe. It's good when you're really pissed i find. I'm tortally sick of this day too.

Hah, it's dark there too right now, isn't it?

Facebook group roffles

FUCK I'M BORED

f(O_o)f f(o_O)f f(o_O)f f(0_X)f f(o_O)f f(o_O)f

^^^^^^^Zombie horde.

I HATE MY JOB. Why do assholes suddenly need urgent shit shipped after 4pm on a friday when the couriers no longer collect? ITS BEEN QUIET ALL WEEK.

So stressed.

some snippets from the college I went to's facebook group:

1. Topic: What are chicks good for?

Not much, but still more useful than rogan.

Cleaning, blowjobs, massage, admin work, cleaning my toenails, sex, driving me around, having babies so i can make my own rugby team, washing laundry, sympathy when i trip over when drunk

Heres more! Marketing, but not finance, PR but not HR, nursing but not med, company sectetary but not CEO. Ha.

2.

what night do you boys play rugby? friday? i'm coming into town for a whirlwind tour before heading back to aspen. wouldnt mind catching up.

yeah hoops. friday night games... i've been meaning to put our games up as "events", but just been a slack cunt. i'll keep it updated. catch ya soon mate

Don't be a pussy hoops slap some boots on!

mate, i've gotta keep this face pretty for all those aspen sugar mummas!

Touche - i've only got fat english slappers here

3. Topic: rogan is a bell end...

it told me to start a discussion point... i figured this was as good a point as any to throw it off....

I Would agree with this entirely. That bugger still going to O Week events and informals. Last time i checked he had a girlfriend, wonder if shes figured him out yet?

if the relationship has been any less then 5 years she still might not know what end to talk to

FIN

:[

Half day before Brussels and BEERZ LOL GET IN MAH BELLY LOLOLOL!!!

Sweet monkeyfucking Jesus, will someone either give me something to do or just make it 5:30 already PLEASE?!???!???!

It's Friday somewhere.

Uh even here its only still-dark Friday morning...

I would have probably said that even if it was Tuesday, I am that bored! :/