Lance Armstrong is a God

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anyway its not unreasonable to begrudge the manner someone goes abt doing a thing even if you approve of the thing

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

Doesn't really have anything to do with Lance Armstrong, but I've worked around construction workers who take similar drugs and they can be downright scary. I watch a guy stab another guy in a roid rage because he refused to let him pay for his drink, too many scary incidents of construction workers on steroids that I stopped associating with anyone from work I didn't know.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

It's interesting because taking EPO probably increased Lance's chance of survival / life expectancy while he was being treated for cancer - I assume he was anyway - but did continuing on it through his career then have harmful health effects for him, or might it at some point?

boxall, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

i was thinking the same thing, wouldn't years of doping use (especially testosteron) make you some kind of 'junkie'. (note that many cyclists, and i assume Lance as well, are on a helluva lot of painkillers, caffein and sleeping pills as well, which are obviously addictive as well)

Ludo, Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

no

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

that is not "the same thing" as what I was thinking, or asked, just ftr

boxall, Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

isnt he on drugs
― anthony, Friday, July 23, 2004 8:53 AM (8 years ago)

I'm not generally a big fan of cynicism, but rereading the start of this thread followed by antony's contribution is funny.

Alba, Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

anthony otm

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

I have some things to add here but I gotta think them out a bit. I'll be back.
― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, July 25, 2004

Landis, Hamilton, or Hincapie?

boxall, Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

haha

the thing with EPO was always overdoing it and thickening the blood to the point that riders were riding rollers in their hotel rooms at night to avoid a heart attack. but blood levels revert to normal in due course after you stop taking it. i'm no expert in blood so i don't know if that could cause long-term stress on the system - we'll get our answer if '90s-00s riders start dropping like flies within a short period of each other.

can imagine the use of growth hormones and steroids would increase future cancer risk due to over-working those areas over a long period, though. cortisone certainly has had nasty effects on footballers and the like who have trouble walking after having too many painkilling shots over their careers.

single pun theory (haitch), Sunday, 21 October 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

*UCI CONFIRMS LANCE ARMSTRONG STRIPPED OF TITLES
*UCI BANS LANCE ARMSTRONG FROM CYCLING

stet, Monday, 22 October 2012 11:08 (thirteen years ago)

hope he has a car

abanana, Monday, 22 October 2012 12:03 (thirteen years ago)

*UCI DENIES LANCE ARMSTRONG USE OF CAR
*UCI KNOWS WHERE LANCE ARMSTRONG LIVES
*UCI COMPLETES WORLD TAKEOVER
*UCI IS COMING FOR YOU NEXT
*SUBMIT
*NOW

Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 October 2012 12:49 (thirteen years ago)

He's a bad man, a very bad man

Ernest Metalchats (Tom D.), Monday, 22 October 2012 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

*UCI IS COMING FOR YOU NEXT
This is where the problems started really, innit

stet, Monday, 22 October 2012 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

its kind of amazing that out of all the sports cycling is the most gangster

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

CNN Opinion:

It's Time to Allow Doping in Sport

Agree?

Lee626, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/179/50031179/142463_512x288_generated.jpg

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

(xp) No.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/blogs/robert-millar/the-bare-minimum

Mountain Excitement (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

lol i had the video link of that sketch all queued up before i saw your post (xpost)

my mansplain songz (some dude), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

I don't agree either fwiw, but thought it was worth throwing out there for debate. I don't want drug/steroid experimentation becoming a necessary part of winning athletic competitions.

Lee626, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://sports.nationalpost.com/2012/10/23/the-apology-lance-armstrong-will-never-give/

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.siab.org.au/58dgETdx002ag/ArmstrongTriangle.pdf

Mountain Excitement (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cycling/how-dopers-stole-the-best-years-of-my-career-20121026-28aif.html

Brad McGee has a fairly well thought out whinge

yuoowemeone, Saturday, 27 October 2012 08:37 (thirteen years ago)

Lance Armstrong is a God Fraud

Lee626, Saturday, 27 October 2012 12:53 (thirteen years ago)

a fairly well thought out whinge
New board description.

How to Repress Well (Mr Andy M), Saturday, 27 October 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIl5RxhLZ5U

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 28 October 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

A recent Cycle Sport magazine (from before the USADA evidence was passed to the UCI and the public) referenced that, saying something like "What am I on? I'm on my bike busting my ass six hours a day. That and a cocktail of EPO, cortisone, human growth hormone and testosterone."

Mountain Excitement (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 28 October 2012 23:39 (thirteen years ago)

oooh you meant on like as in drugs, in that case everything

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 October 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)

Lance Armstrong ‏@lancearmstrong
Alive and well in Hawaii.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

you know, on the OTHER hand, couldn't he get a good job with the u.s. army? dude made himself one of the strongest fastest humans ever via chemistry. you would think there would be a supersoldier upside to all of this. i could see him training navy seals. it doesn't matter what you feed soldiers, right?

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Lance Armstrong will admit to doping during his famed cycling career in an upcoming interview with Oprah Winfrey, according to USA Today Sports.

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 January 2013 08:05 (thirteen years ago)

looooooooooooooooooool
http://www.oddschecker.com/cycling/specials/lance-armstrong/first-cliche

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 12 January 2013 12:40 (thirteen years ago)

Buzz Bissinger sucks shit, but better late than never:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/01/14/buzz-bissinger-i-was-deluded-to-believe-lance-armstrong-when-he-denied-doping.html

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

i wonder if he's recanted months of calling ppl pussies on twitter who questioned his original stupid newsweek article?

fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 14 January 2013 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

it would be funny if he went back to each person he tweeted one by one and apologized, like a 12 stepper

some dude, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 02:55 (thirteen years ago)

LOL

***** (SeekAltRoute), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 03:03 (thirteen years ago)

"All professional athletes are narcissists;"

*closes article*

stumped? i am! (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 03:07 (thirteen years ago)

Think "We Don't Need Another Hero" should he embedded into the thread at this point

Cunga, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

Simpler times:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/11/lance_armstrong_jerseys_h_2012.jpg

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 06:56 (thirteen years ago)

Armstrong "did not come clean in the manner in I expected" according to Oprah.

Let me guess he was pressured into it by some v bad men.

pandemic, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

ugh that second 'in' shouldn't be there.

pandemic, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

Probably one of these options:

-- I won lots of times without doping.
-- It was part of my cancer treatment, I didn't have any choice.
-- I did it to protect the other guys on the team/my sponsors/whoever.
-- I did way less of it than anyone else.
-- I didn't know what was in there until it was too late.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

i hope she presses him on the his pathological need to to absolutely destroy anyone along the way who implicated him in doping. That bothers me more than the actual doping tbh although I can see how one may follow from the other.

pandemic, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

I (semi-)joked for years that America might forgive Barry Bonds if he cried in front of Oprah. So I was close.

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

I have no moral consistency cos I unreservedly love Barry Bonds.

pandemic, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

oh me too

I don't give a damn about Lance, cuz multi-day bike race as a huge sporting event, lol

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

sports, laugh out loud

༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

“I felt he was thorough. He was serious. He certainly prepared himself for this moment. I would say he met the moment. At the end of it, we both were pretty exhausted.”

Insert comment here.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

I am not sure that comments were what were inserted there

DJP, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:20 (thirteen years ago)


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