Great Real Names

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Caractacus Downes

bryan "radical" ferry (clouds), Friday, 19 October 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

Meadowlark Lemon

toto coolio (clouds), Friday, 26 October 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

Can we talk about Frostee Rucker, a DE on the Cleveland Browns

frogbs, Friday, 26 October 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

"My father was in the military," Rucker said. "He used to be a DJ in the military, and they used to call him 'DJ Frost' because he was 'cold on the spins.' This is what he told me. He said no matter what I named you, they were going to call you 'Little Frost' or 'Ice Cold' or whatever. So he named me Frostee."

His father's name was Len, which is Rucker's middle name. But his father legally changed his first name to Frostee, as well.

"I'm technically a junior," Rucker said, laughing. "Or am I the senior because I was first? I don't know. . . . One day, if I have a kid, I'm going to name him Frostee, too. . . . It's working for me."

frogbs, Friday, 26 October 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

nice!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)

vontaze burfict is my favourite nfl name

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

my top recently learned nfl name fact is that these are all variations on the same name:

Dante
Donté
Dont'a
Dunta
Donte'e

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

Isn't there a Dawntay or something too?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

gotta catch 'em all. i saw a college player called Dontee, hopefully he makes it pro.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

Joke Spruyt

dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

(male) customer at my work named L0nd0n Summ3rs

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

Dekalb County State's Attorney-elect Richard Schmack.

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 06:08 (thirteen years ago)

Alessa minion

ut's nutta bull, ut's a *romanda* (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 06:50 (thirteen years ago)

Crockett Doob

gnarly_sceptre (+ +), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

Milagros Magnifico

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Friday, 9 November 2012 11:11 (thirteen years ago)

Cyril Mango

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 9 November 2012 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_McAnally

paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

Pseudobiceros hancockanus

乒乓, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

3ug3ni3 M3ll0n

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

Henrikh Hamleti Mkhitaryan

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

(Հենրիխ Համլետի Մխիթարյան)

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://gawker.com/5964625/what-should-we-re+name-joe-jonas-girlfriend-whose-name-is-already-blanda-eggenschwiler

Sax Blatterday (jaymc), Friday, 30 November 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

Linda W@rmbeer

passion it person (La Lechera), Sunday, 2 December 2012 05:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://tinyurl.com/czjknmb Patrick Pender-Cudlip

โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Ronald McDonald RIP (Mount Cleaners), Sunday, 2 December 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

When I used to work at a library similar to Ned's we would get lots of lols out of the patron names. I wish I'd noted them at the time, but iirc Hung Dong was the source of much juvenile amusement.

Guy at my brother's graduation many years ago was called St0rm Way. I remember reading the list of graduands and excitedly anticipating what he/she would look like as he/she walked across the stage. He didn't let me down.

bighorny beaver (qiqing), Monday, 3 December 2012 01:15 (thirteen years ago)

Officer Everhart

Z S, Monday, 3 December 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

omg

I went to college with a guy named Alph0nse 3verhardt

within an hour of entering the dorms he became 'Fonz Everhard'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

W4ndz C0stanzo

jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.chelseafc.com/academy-article/article/1333478

omfg

r|t|c, Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

lock thread

r|t|c, Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

Amazing.

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Sunny/Dave

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

yeah um nortey wins it

wow

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 06:20 (thirteen years ago)

Monica Suckfull (umlaut over the u. My computer has stopped letting me access symbols).

ljubljana, Friday, 7 December 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

first or second u? or BOTH?

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

Second u only.

ljubljana, Friday, 7 December 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

roman haubenstock-ramati

sweetántangó (clouds), Saturday, 8 December 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xander_Houtkoop

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

'These problems led most psychologists in the first half of the 20th century to reject all types of introspective verbal reports as valid scientific evidence, and they focused almost exclusively on observable behavior (Boring,1950).'

ljubljana, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 December 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

Irenäus Eibl-Eibesfeldt

Boring reminds me, there's a local real estate dude named Bruce Boring. Which sounds like someone who would've played with Crime briefly.

endless budgie (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 10:08 (thirteen years ago)

Nikki Squelch

Madchen, Friday, 14 December 2012 11:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/533453_10150871273373576_1721582705_n.jpg

jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 December 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

Vigdís Finnbogadóttir

Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 17 December 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

daughter of finnboga

clouds, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.twitter.com/dr_morton

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 07:50 (thirteen years ago)

(Four Star General) Brantz J. Craddock

flared bass (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 10:46 (thirteen years ago)

Sorry, Bantz J. Craddock.

flared bass (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 10:46 (thirteen years ago)

Mi Suk W@ng

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 20 December 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

michal klingsporn

let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-ilxors (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 January 2013 16:43 (thirteen years ago)


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