Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"Say hello to the Billion Dollar Hobo"

― NA the Billion Dollar Hobo (Nick A.), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"FINISHED!"

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i have to say, if the pie just came out of the blue and i was totally not expecting it then i think i would just about kill myself laughing. but it would take a special kind of a woman to have the pie primed, ready and to hand at exactly the right moment!

Emo porn isn't enough, you want slapstick porn?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

clownilingus.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I imagine something involving banana peels.

― NA the Billion Dollar Hobo (Nick A.), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Can I get down now?"

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Appropriate response: "No, you get down off a duck!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not even partic bothered abt the porn part, pies in faces are funny anyway and isn't there a certain amnt of slapstick, knockabout humour in sex anyway - there should be, you should be able to laugh at yr partner and yrself pretty well in those situations i reckon... ally, that was really obtuse and took me a good half a minute to work out...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

That's why it's funny, Dave.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

you said it just to expose my stupidity?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

― Simon H., Tuesday, 22 July 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"So... should I leave the money on the nightstand?"

TMFTML

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"PLIÉ, MOTHERFUCKER!!"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Although somehow

"PLIÉ THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

is even better.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, 'obtuse' means thick in the head. Dave just called you stupid.

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!"

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Coilmrn - tjue kids have mad auo a new pweanibng fo 'obtuse' get wit h the preogra m//,.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry.

By the way, my last quote should be screamed in a power-crazed Japanese alien manga voice.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"(sigh) That was great.....um.....ohmygod....what's your name, again?"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"I've got mail!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

it would take a special kind of a woman to have the pie primed, ready and to hand at exactly the right moment!

Today is the day of accidental snarfing; earlier Ally almost made me spit gum and now Dave almost got me to shoot rum and cran-raspberry out of my nose.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Get off me. I'm done.

(I worked with somebody who was proud of having said that.)

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Now would be a good time to tell you about the camera.

― chris dewolf (Chris DeWolf), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha!!! 'Get off me, I'm done!'

How about: "This one's for you, mother!!!!"

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Top of the world, ma!

Lick a shot! Buck buck buck

Insemination...complete.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Next!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Pardon my zinger

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I really should learn to read before posting.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

SURRENDER, FOR I AM STRONGO HULKINGTON. GROOOOOWWWWRRR

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit frottaging"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

luna, you do pretty well for someone who hasn't learned to read.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"That's Gin" --Richard Lewis

― nonthings (nonthings), Thursday, 24 July 2003 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

dude.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

which is followed by the obligatory 'sweeeeeeeeeet'.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

'Much obliged, ma'am' *tips hat*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"...urge?"

― gazuga (gazuga), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"...and I'll form THE HEAD!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Name my penguin!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 July 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"AND PLIÉ!!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"I am spending the summer in the States; my wife is not. Draw the conclusion that best reflects my moral character."

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"SHORYUKEN!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked Archel's best (does the concept of children 'getting down' from the dinner table exist outside of middle class English families?)

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://electricsound.sevcom.com/bv.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Grandpa!"

drugs. no..not crack..stuff you do/would do/have done

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 25 July 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked Archel's best (does the concept of children 'getting down' from the dinner table exist outside of middle class English families?)
-- N. (nickdastoo...), July 24th, 2003.

No, I don't think it does. My 3 year old now says "Can I scwape?" (ie, scrape her plate into the bin). I think she got it from daycare.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 25 July 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

"TAKE ME OUT!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"BABARRRRRR!!!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"MENTOS!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Agh, we missed a spot on the ceiling"

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"EXCELSIOR!!!!"

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"Classic or Dud?"

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

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