everybody on ilx complains about reddit

omg max totally doxxxed himself his real name is malcolm read

and cmon guys do you really think that was me

in a word:

what are yr thoughts on derpy hooves

sorry left out the word

haa

Is "Read" pronounced in past or present tense?

rude

redd

greed

rad

WE GOT SOUND BITES

http://cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/17/sound-bites-from-ac360-exclusive-invu-w-ex-reddit-troll-michael-brutsch-airing-tomorrow/

GRIFFIN: ANDERSON OUTED YOU WITHOUT SAYING YOUR NAME A YEAR AGO, RIGHT? YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THEN. IS THE ONLY REASON YOUR’E STOPPING BECAUSE WE NOW KNOW WHO YOU ARE?

BRUTSCH: YES. I MEAN THAT IS, YOU KNOW, VIOLENTACREZ IS WHAT I DID IN MY SPARE TIME TO UNWIND FROM MY 10-HOUR-A-DAY JOB. THAT’S HOW I RELAXED IN THE EVENING. I NO LONGER NEED TO RELAX IN THE EVENING, BECAUSE I NO LONGER HAVE A JOB. THAT AND THE FACT THAT THE CURTAIN’S BEEN PULLED BACK AND EVERYONE CAN SEE THE PUPPETEER…THAT AND THE FACT THAT I HAVE, AS WITH THE RAPE AND PREGNANT REDDITS, I HAVE COME AROUND OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME OF THESE THINGS CAN BE HARMFUL TO OTHER PEOPLE.

DREW GRIFFIN: ARE YOU APOLOGIZING FOR WHAT YOU DID OR TRYING TO MAKE AN EXCUSE FOR WHAT YOU DID?
MICHAEL BRUTSCH: WELL, I AM TO SOME DEGREE APOLOGIZING FOR WHAT I DID. AGAIN, I WAS PLAYING TO AN AUDIENCE OF COLLEGE KIDS. TWO YEARS AGO, WHEN ALL OF THIS WAS AT ITS HEIGHT, THE AUDIENCE WAS APPRECIIATIVE AND SUPPORTIVE OF THE SORT OF GALLOWS HUMOR THAT I PUT OUT THERE.
GRIFFIN: DID YOU GET A THRILL OUT OF THAT?
BRUTSCH: WELL, HONESTLY, THE BIGGEST THRILL I GOT WAS THOSE MEANINGLESS INTERNET POINTS.

MICHAEL BRUTSCH: FOR THOSE FIRST TWO YEARS, I HAD BEEN TASKED MY REDDIT ADMINS WITH MAKING CERTAIN THAT THERE WAS NO OVERT OR REAL CHILD PORN: NO NAKED CHILDREN, NO NAKED TEENAGERS, NO CHILDREN IN SWIMSUITS. JAILBAIT WAS MATURE TEENAGERS WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON. OR WITH THEIR NAUGHTY BITS COVERED. THEY DEPENDED ON ME TO MAKE SURE THINGS WERE WITHIN THE RULES AND THINGS WERE WITHIN THE LINES.
DREW GRIFFIN: THEY, MEANING REDDIT?
BRUTSCH: THE ADMINS THEMSSELVES.
GRIFFIN: THE PROBLEM IS, THE KIDS, THE TEENAGERS, THE PICTURES...WEREN'T YOURS?
BRUTSCH: THAT IS CORRECT.
GRIFFIN: YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO THOSE KIDS WERE?
BRUTSCH: NO. AND NEITHER DID ANYONE ELSE.
GRIFFIN: THOSE KIDS DID
BRUTSCH: WELL, THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE.

Michael Brutsch ladies and gentlemen.

BRUTSCH: WELL, HONESTLY, THE BIGGEST THRILL I GOT WAS THOSE MEANINGLESS INTERNET POINTS.

and scene

WELL, THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE.

Mind, boggled

10-HOUR-A-DAY JOB

*weeps in sympathy*

need to unwind from my computer job by going on the computer

spend all day earning dollars need to unwind by earning points

this guy doesn't really get it does he? all he needs to do is to make a contrite, public apology and this thing will probably blow over for him in like a month

instead he's still halfheartedly clinging to his guns

maybe he could have watched netflix instant instead of overseeing a board that posted millions of pictures of underage girls?

MATURE TEENAGERS

What are the odds that some of the alleged child porn he flagged in his position as sleaze-monitor is sitting somewhere on his hard drive? You know, just so there's a record.

How in the world can he tell how old someone is from a picture?

(jokes aside)

JAILBAIT WAS MATURE TEENAGERS WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON

oxymoron here

haha

What about immature teenagers?

BRUTSCH: WELL, HONESTLY, THE BIGGEST THRILL I GOT WAS THOSE MEANINGLESS INTERNET POINTS.

and scene

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:22 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's p honest i guess

when they make 'the social network 2' about reddit, the final scene will be him refreshing his reddit point screen

I JUST WANTED TO BE EXCELSIORED

I did it all
to gain the love of
Ned Ragget

i wonder what he thought'd he gain from the interview. more points?

if he was really hardcore he'd have said he did it for the lulz

gah noodle beat me to it

this guy isn't a psychopathic troll (who does it for the lulz), he's the perverse troll (who does it for the thrill); the former doesn't feel guilt but this guy clearly does

I did it all
to gain the love of
Ned Ragget

I have no idea about that guy, but I would show no love.

This guy should put out a coffee table book of gross pictures.

And by this guy, I mean Ned Ragget.

so he's Terry Richardson now?

lotta down votes on this one imo

is recording artist ned raggett a 'public figure'?

A rhetorical question for our time.

can someone explain this subreddit to me: http://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk

sfw and not what it looks like tbh

subreddit dedicated to making fun of/fucking with reddit

kind of like reddits noize???

didnt dont sub mods could take those kinds of liberties with css

friend of mine said that if he were a Republican and worked on the Romney campaign he'd spend all the money on attack ads and emails that reinforced the message:

obama actively contributed to a website that hosts child pornography
obama actively contributed to a website that hosts child pornography
obama actively contributed to a website that hosts child pornography

mbrutsch seriously posted this:

"VA might have been sleazy, but not sleazy enough to work for Gawker. A guy's gotta have standards."

lol at acting like VA was another person, lol at everything

although before that he said "Gawker is the furthest thing from my mind right now. Freedom of the press is second only to freedom of speech, and they're just doing their job."

guy is confused.

/r/circlejerk is a better use of the Gawker style than Gawker itself and better to use than the standard Reddit page!