The guy I'm dating now has no hint of bad breath or even food parties; it's a relief, especially after I've eaten peanuts.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)
Goon tie, I am p sure we have discussed that phenomenon before!! Isn't it strange?! It never ceases to fascinate me
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
Also yeah on my list of "hot guy parts", butts and pits are pretty high up and dicks are p low tbh. Not that I don't love them (obviously) but idk there are just other more important things in my mind.
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
There are manifold levels of funk and some of them are quite enticing.
Backs of necks still slay me sometimes.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
Recalling elmo's description of "competitive stench" from a few years back.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
I think my favorite though is that little sliver of stomach that peeks out from under a shirt when someone stretches
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
Faces are the hottest part!
A lot of it varies from guy to guy though
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
oh wait yes lex otm
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
Like the idea of a "hot body" is sort of foreign to me; if I cannot see your face I have no concept of how hot you are.
Hmm Stevie I don't recall sharing that info here before but it's possible. I like stomachs, doesn't matter if it is fat or skinny or muscled, that is where my hands want to be
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
yes, faces come first unless you are on your knees at a partee somewhere.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
Stevie otm
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
oh I didn't mean you in partic but I think just the subject of generating the smells of yr sexual partners is something that has been brought up; it is definitely a *thing* that occurs and not just you.
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
i won't front, dicks are pretty damn important, i like to consider myself open minded and all but weird gross dicks are a dealbreaker
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
Well I mean if it has oozing pussy sores or something then yeah that is maybe a bit unpleasant, but I feel like so much unnecessary emphasis is placed on having *the perfect huge dick* and it's just never been that big of a deal to me. There are really nice things you can do with small dicks that you can't do with big ones and there are really nice things you can do with big dicks that you can't do with little ones and so on and so forth. I mean if you've got one and it works than I'm cool.
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
i know you mean 'sores full of pus' but woah lol
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)
oh. oops.
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
The only reason a dick's ever been a dealbreaker for me is poor hygiene. Size, shape, whatever, though I've never encountered a particularly freaky one.
Butts are nice to hold on to but beyond that kinda secondary? I am not into the funky stuff that much
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
Hah, I made that exact same mistake a month ago, Stevie.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
Can't get enough ... of that http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/610TXKRJVDL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)
massive irl lols
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
"Pussy eye sockets," iirc.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)
I don't think it's sexist to say pussy sores can't be a treat.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)
I've got binders full of pus.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
Really want the election to be over so my lib friends don't have a daily infotainment phrase about Romney to obsess over, and their hard-ons for Obama can resume mid-term turgidity.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)
Liberals generally don't sport good asses either.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)
weird generalization, unless you're thinking JFK Jr is the gold standard
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)
"was" obv
i mean i like pretty much all the parts of a guy but in terms of what turns me to jelly nothing beats a nice smile
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
morbs i have a picture of jfk jr on my fridge and it features the fine silhouette of his running rump. boy had some chest too
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
oh, you New Englanders! He looked great but was essentially the well-bred political royalty version of a stud bartender.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
well that's the charm, isn't it
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
What's the Camelot equivalent of Diane Chambers?
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
the unpopular answer would be John-John's mom, but Gore Vidal made her sound amusingly hard-minded.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)
Gore Vidal is the only person who's made her a semi-human.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
I just checked the mirror. My ass needs work.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)
Why don't you just show us and we'll let you know what you need to do.
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)
You know me. Only "after" pics.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)
He can't stop looking at my legs.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
xp yes, show us yout butt "after" you've taken a picture of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frd53vbCHLg
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)
What is an ass? I don't have one.
Actually, butts are pretty low on my list, I'm more about face > dick > stomach > legs.
― Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)
Really I'm not a size queen or anything, but I am just so totally about dicks, although not in the absence of other things I like. I tend to end up with really endowed guys for some reason, I'd actually prefer a bit smaller cause certain things would be easier.
― Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)
I like small dicks. I don't seek them out, and I like regular and grande, but small is fun.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:53 (thirteen years ago)
I wonder if lesbians compare their partners' boob sizes so endlessly.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:06 (thirteen years ago)
I don't really think of it that way. It's not a contest, just an attribute.
― Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:23 (thirteen years ago)
this is a lovely conversation btw
fwiw girth > length imo
― bryan "radical" ferry (clouds), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)
both have their advantages and disadvantages
― Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:36 (thirteen years ago)
indeed.
― bryan "radical" ferry (clouds), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:40 (thirteen years ago)
Boob girth vs. boob length
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)
gravity does most of the work in the latter case
― bryan "radical" ferry (clouds), Thursday, 18 October 2012 05:06 (thirteen years ago)