Ew @ the veiled approval of Matthew Fox over on the Cross thread.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
Matthew Fox was a proto-Jake on a diet of wheat germ and Bodeans.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
Like, vascularity shouldn't resemble the NY subway map.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
too many patriarchal back pats growing up, touch laced with control.
exactly and this is why those RF guys make sense. I like coil a lot and would totally join a gang like the one plax(ico) describes. sounds like having a bunch of john balances and sleazys as your buddies.
― live or die merits of the button thread (wolves lacan), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
word
― Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
i think MF is babely but whoa geez the way he looks in that movie ;_;
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
lou, what's new, how is Brooklyn treating you?
Yeah E, it's gross, but he looks OK in the mass-circ poster shot.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
butts are so amazing that i often wish i could spend hours with my face inside of one
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
singing the national anthem?
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
jordan otm
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
whoa, nice post plax. also butts are OK
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
oh god that movie
― live or die merits of the button thread (wolves lacan), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
butts are more than ok. i am a size queen except about the size of butts.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
I am buttless and resent people with butts
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
i have a decent butt
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
The problem with butts is often hips distract – and in Miami butts often get absorbed into grotesque hips.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
you can grow a butt, right?
we have the technology
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
got no complaints about mine
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
mine is too breadloafy, but then again i never get a good look at it.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
As a couple of you can attest, I have no butt :(
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
I have tried growing a buttThere is a Romanian method and a Russian methodNeither is powerful enough. Instead I just keep a fat wallet
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
i wore slightly-too-tight pants the other day and was kind of uncomfortable the whole day but i made it better by telling myself "welp at least i'm sending some signals about my Nice Butt"
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
my butt is not spectacular, i have wide hips & big thighs so it's not very defined, but it's mine and i love it so
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
my boyfriend has lost a bunch of weight in the past 6 months and his butt got smaller and it made me sad
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)
wait, how is that not being a size queen? :)
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)
My butt is average size, but I wear pants that make it look bigger.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
morbs- i lasted about a year being single in NYC and now i'm dating someone again, but it's long distance and technically open. he's in LA/ always traveling. all came out of nowhere, really. the distance is a real challenge but it's so worth it. hoping we can eventually find a way to see each other more often. i'm not actually opposed to moving to the west coast, though i'd have to give up a really sweet job if i did.
so sorry to hear about your illness. hope you're all fixed up soon.
donna- i'll be in LA for halloween. you planning on going out?
― boss & toss (lou), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)
I'm skinny and tall enough that I suppose if I wanted to concentrate only on the butt, I could make it do things.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)
no plans yet lou but hit me up when you're here!
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)
good for you, lou, and I'm doing pretty well as things go so far. We should have dinner again sometime soon.
I like butts when they're in my face but they're usually the last thing I check out.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)
lol i care more about like armpits than i do butts. not that i don't like butts. i mean the right butt no doubt.
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
pits are nice too
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)
Never done the butt thing yet, tbh.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
topographies of lust
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
peaks and crevices
armpits are no. 1 for me but butts are a close second
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
I didn't care about pits until I woke up with my nose in the pit of a guy I was briefly dating, he smelled like a newly opened deck of cards and I was intoxicated. After we broke up I kept thinking "I hope I can meet somebody who smells as good as that guy." Then one day I went a week without showering and smelled the same smell on myself so... it might have been chemical or narcissistic or something, whatever it was it was weird and I don't understand
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
Eyes because they hold the least potential to disgust me.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
Eric, there are multiple "butt things," come now.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)
(that was not an order)
Yeah, I've done some of them, but not that one.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
The guy I'm dating now has no hint of bad breath or even food parties; it's a relief, especially after I've eaten peanuts.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)
Goon tie, I am p sure we have discussed that phenomenon before!! Isn't it strange?! It never ceases to fascinate me
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
Also yeah on my list of "hot guy parts", butts and pits are pretty high up and dicks are p low tbh. Not that I don't love them (obviously) but idk there are just other more important things in my mind.
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
There are manifold levels of funk and some of them are quite enticing.
Backs of necks still slay me sometimes.
― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
Recalling elmo's description of "competitive stench" from a few years back.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
I think my favorite though is that little sliver of stomach that peeks out from under a shirt when someone stretches
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
Faces are the hottest part!
A lot of it varies from guy to guy though
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
oh wait yes lex otm
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
Like the idea of a "hot body" is sort of foreign to me; if I cannot see your face I have no concept of how hot you are.