Police use Taser on blind man after stick mistaken for sword
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19979184
― koogs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 12:34 (thirteen years ago)
Like they need an excuse to beat up someone.
― abanana, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.vita.mn/crawl/174838641.html
― there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 19 October 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― zvookster, Friday, 19 October 2012 04:09 (thirteen years ago)
BREAKING: A former Minnesota actor is currently looking for work.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 19 October 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.blackyouthproject.com/2012/10/spike-lee-fired-from-james-brown-biopic-replaced-by-the-help-director/
― Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)
oof.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)
Hah, srsly misunderstood that as "the Help! director" - Richard Lester to helm madcap romp based on the life of James Brown
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
Me too.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)
see that would be something
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
Bush's FEMA Director During Katrina Criticizes Obama For Responding To Sandy Too Quickly
http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/10/30/1110901/bush-fema-director-katrina-hits-obama-sandy/
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newsnet5.com//dpp/news/local_news/cleveland_metro/woman-who-drove-along-sidewalk-to-avoid-stopping-for-cleveland-school-bus-must-wear-idiot-sign
― Evan, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)
is that, like, allowed?
― crüt, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:23 (thirteen years ago)
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 12:39 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wow, seriously? are we sure this isn't a joke
― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:45 (thirteen years ago)
i read that for 5 minutes before i realised this wasn't the real Onion thread
― movember spawned a nobster (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:49 (thirteen years ago)
awesome
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 03:51 (thirteen years ago)
lmao @ the schoolbus passing video
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)
More from Cleveland, this time from our free weekly, SCENE, a review of chain restaurant/Hooter's competitor The Tilted Kilt. Some highlights:
The Tilted Kilt has been labeled a "breastaurant," but looks will only go so far. It takes more than a good-looking staff with partially exposed assets to survive....The clientele was a virtual Ellis Island of diners. To our right, a family of four with two teenagers dined. Sprinkled around the rest of the bar and seating area were business people in suits, a group of women celebrating an occasion, some families, and groups of guys watching the game. They all seemed to be comfortable and enjoying the sports bar atmosphere.A kilt-wearing server arrived quickly, and showing professional training, identified herself, asked if we had ever eaten there before, and walked us through the menu. She told us that the staff is encouraged to sit with guests and strike up a conversation, which is exactly what she did, talking with us about everything from the Browns to the casino and Cleveland in general. . . . We started off with the Irish nachos. Replacing the usual tortilla chips with house-made potato chips is a unique take on this perennial favorite. The Kilt wisely uses "old school" liquid cheese sauce, and as a bonus, the sauce is a blend of cheeses, giving it a slightly elevated taste. The ground beef on the nachos was uneventful and under-seasoned, calling to mind Taco Bell's Nachos Bell Grande.
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The clientele was a virtual Ellis Island of diners. To our right, a family of four with two teenagers dined. Sprinkled around the rest of the bar and seating area were business people in suits, a group of women celebrating an occasion, some families, and groups of guys watching the game. They all seemed to be comfortable and enjoying the sports bar atmosphere.
A kilt-wearing server arrived quickly, and showing professional training, identified herself, asked if we had ever eaten there before, and walked us through the menu. She told us that the staff is encouraged to sit with guests and strike up a conversation, which is exactly what she did, talking with us about everything from the Browns to the casino and Cleveland in general.
. . . We started off with the Irish nachos. Replacing the usual tortilla chips with house-made potato chips is a unique take on this perennial favorite. The Kilt wisely uses "old school" liquid cheese sauce, and as a bonus, the sauce is a blend of cheeses, giving it a slightly elevated taste. The ground beef on the nachos was uneventful and under-seasoned, calling to mind Taco Bell's Nachos Bell Grande.
Read it all, I beg you.
― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Thursday, 8 November 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)
that woman actually did it multiple times!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqyHv-niL5I
― 乒乓, Thursday, 8 November 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)
xp Even though we were stuffed to the gills, I pleasantly coerced myself into a dessert.
I think he means he jerked off.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 8 November 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i assumed by the camera and the tone of the driver's voice that she'd done this routinely. bizarre that it didn't occur to her to just leave ten minutes earlier or choose a different route.
― balls, Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)
"Irish nachos" seems offensive somehow
― Number None, Thursday, 8 November 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)
Irish Nachos are like regular nachos but instead of tortilla chips there are crispy sliced of baked potatoes on the bottom!
oh ffs
― pplains, Friday, 9 November 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
Jewish Nachos = Matzchos
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 November 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/11/republicans-consider-welcoming-people-who-believe-in-math-and-science.html
― CGI fridays (Edward III), Friday, 9 November 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)
nice try tho
― CGI fridays (Edward III), Friday, 9 November 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/02/nebraska-man-accused-attacking-wife-with-sandwich/
― Evan, Friday, 9 November 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)
The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom.
Oh god...
http://csiloveyou.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/copvom.jpg?w=300&h=224
http://brunswickpolice.org/images/CPA_crime1.jpg
― Evan, Friday, 9 November 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/kung-fu-instructor-students-fight-armed-robber-squ/nSxph/
― 乒乓, Sunday, 11 November 2012 23:40 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1112/83709.html#ixzz2C1DTuXgG
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)
whoa, a nsfw warning would've been nice for that headline.
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)
lol i just clicked it and they change the headline. now i can't remember what it said but it was better. it was like Grover Norquist: Romney a 'poopy head'
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
Interview is here: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50134975n
About 1:45 in.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, 12 November 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/qdFtl.png
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
Mitt Romney: Painted As Poop
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md02271HfA1qzigjno1_1280.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
wc
― Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
was waiting for that
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 12 November 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
pretty sure she came up on the lifecoach guru nuthouse thread
― goole, Monday, 12 November 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2012/11/07/police-robbery-thwarted-after-chinese-restaurant-workers-fail-to-understand-demands/
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)
I should have known better than to start reading the comments section.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
http://pitchfork.com/news/48689-andrew-wk-named-cultural-ambassador-to-the-middle-east-by-us-department-of-state/
― Evan, Sunday, 25 November 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)
???
― goole, Sunday, 25 November 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
I know right?
― Evan, Monday, 26 November 2012 05:17 (thirteen years ago)
Party over :(
http://news.yahoo.com/us-rescinds-offer-send-performer-andrew-w-k-212201260.html
― a worthy pioner! (weatheringdaleson), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
"among other things"
aw :/
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)
so i saw this "killer karaoke" thing on fb today and am wondering if that is real or onion-y or what?
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/11/26/3114359/man-who-died-during-roach-eating.html
― elan, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 05:34 (thirteen years ago)
i guess the u.s. is still in a depression huh
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/28/is-praying-for-a-lottery-win-frowned-upon-depends-on-who-you-ask/
― abanana, Thursday, 29 November 2012 07:56 (thirteen years ago)
http://gothamist.com/2012/12/05/red_cross_drops_off_trashbag_of_ham.php
Red Cross Delivers Trashbag Of Broken Hamburgers To Sandy Victims
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)