i learned the mixtape lesson the hard way :/
― these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 23:58 (thirteen years ago)
This is more emphatically a homophobic, racist, right-wing sort of blog, but I couldn't pass up posting this here:
Rule of thumb for all you young guys who haven’t yet fully developed your sense of clothing style. First of all, don’t read any so-called mens fashion magazines...Just follow AWDs instructions and you’ll be reeling in the biscuit with babes your entire life. Womerns don’t want to be with wussified, gay little peacocks…unless they’re Democrats.
I guess this guy just wants to use babes to get biscuits. I get it. I, too am a fan of biscuits. Also, Womerns are totally into Democratic wussified, gay little peacocks, but not Republican ones, which is pretty big of him to admit.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
Democrats huh, that tiny subsection of American women.
― Bananaman Begins, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)
wait
womerns?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)
You use them to get biscuits.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)
first you get the moneythen you get the powerthen you get the womernsthen you get the biscuits
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
instructed
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
Are you reelin' in the biscuit?Are you throwing away the style?Are you following my instructions?You'll have womern by the mile.
― super perv powder (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
dying
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
Don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it. Not over this shit. STOP! Drop the biscuit!
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
womerns be reeling in biscuits
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
womern is biscuit of the world
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
LOL
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
And I am the gravy.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
Wait, no. Um.
O_o
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
first rule of thumb is, don't talk about biscuit club
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
rule of thumb
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i know
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)
I got the thumbs, you got the biscuits, let's get together and do some reeling
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
first rule of biscuit club is DON'T think about your grandmother or sports
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
and leave your gravy at home
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/145/238ddaed60924af59ae8394881087861/l.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)
What is AWD?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)
"angry white dude," a right wing rage blog (that doesn't really fit this thread imo)
― before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)
I'm curious about their sartorial advice.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
I am sure that AWDs sometimes find love, or at least biscuits, even in spite of themselves.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
Advice for men:
http://temple-news.com/living/2012/12/04/corrigan-time-of-the-month-a-time-of-care/
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)
good lord
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
I'm sad that will be his last column. End of an era.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
Related Posts Corrigan: Males need a voice in relationship columns Corrigan: Knowing when and how to argue is half the battle Corrigan: Men should embrace the gay friend Corrigan: Confidence is key when securing a second date Corrigan: Meeting the family isn’t easy
Corrigan: Males need a voice in relationship columns Corrigan: Knowing when and how to argue is half the battle Corrigan: Men should embrace the gay friend Corrigan: Confidence is key when securing a second date Corrigan: Meeting the family isn’t easy
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
It’s natural to despise the gay friend.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)
thread teaching me I have apparently been doing this "man" thing wrong
― mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)
http://ttn.thetemplenews.netdna-cdn.com/files/2012/09/JohnCorrigan1-200x300.jpg
― before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)
that's a joke right
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)
was sure that was an onion article while I was reading it
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
I would totally buy this dude as a satirist
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
Plus, she’s “in the mood.” So take advantage of soothing her aches with a couple pelvic shakes.
oh, i would so desperately prefer that this was satire
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)
christ
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
that was actually the line where I went "okay this cannot be serious"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
pelvic shakes
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
aren't they touring with Grizzly Bear?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)
Menstrual quakesCausing "for goodness' sakes"?Get rid of her achesWith our pelvic shakesLYSOL DOUCHE
― emil.y, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
First make sure that he bats for the other team before you agree that it would be a barrel of laughs if they went to the spa together.
screaming on the inside
― 1staethyr, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
that comes across a little bit like "seduce your girlfriend's gay male friends before letting them hang out together"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)
It's true, you can confirm that they're gay and not actually trying to have sex with your girl by having sex with them to make sure they're just into dudes.
― mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:30 (thirteen years ago)
give him a pelvic shake
it's a kind of breakfast smoothie, don't worry
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
I never understood "plays for the other team". What if he gets traded?!
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
Guys need an advocate.Since journalism is about giving a voice to the voiceless, I have volunteered to not only defend my gender, but also shed some light on some dark, cloudy issues surrounding the opposite sex.
Since journalism is about giving a voice to the voiceless, I have volunteered to not only defend my gender, but also shed some light on some dark, cloudy issues surrounding the opposite sex.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
if you want to let someone get to third base, by definition they'd have to be playing for the other team
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)