HEY JEWS

yeah, it's great. not relevant to anything in particular being talked about here, but a really really strong and overlooked film. it's on netflix streaming if you have that.

i'll def check it out

http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/2012/10/jewish_jocks_franklin_foer_on_his_new_book_about_the_greatest_jewish_athletes.html

Renee Richards, Bobby Fishcer and Howard Cosell? Oy vey

i'll probably get it tho. i liked foer's soccer book.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2012/10/mitt_romney_and_the_gop_s_plans_to_woo_florida_jews_from_barack_obama_appear.html

http://blog.lareviewofbooks.org/post/34232799613/from-james-deen-vs-the-nebbishes-men-in-porn

There's something strange about the syntax of calling someone a "pornographic performer." It makes it sound as if his performances are pornographic, whether or not they're in the context of porn.

another scene ends with Deen ejaculating onto a sheet of matzah clenched in two women’s teeth.

Wait, what thread is this? Is this I Love Jewish Fetish Porn?

I grew up in a jewish neighborhood (hassidim) and my parents are stick in the mud atheists from christian descendance, however, for some reasons I've been drawn to judaism/jewish culture all my life. I was 7, somebody asked my religion and I answered judaism, because well, I don't know, back then it made sense, I visited synagoges and thought they were beautiful places and eated jewish food and found it delicious. I've made short films about the hassidim community around me and I read a lot on jewish culture. Recently I visited the Ghriba synagoge in Tunisia, and it made very emotional. Yet, I'll never be jewish really, which lead to a lot of confusion, guilt and grief. There. I needed to confess that.

whoa.

which van horn street does your name refer to?

the one that goes from CDN to the Mile-End. I'm a Outremont kid.

xpost Reminds me of the hilarious Maurice Sendak anecdote:

I mean, we lived next to the Sicilians and I had a real - it sounds like coy conceit, but it's a fact. I had a real confusion because right across the hall from us was my best friend at one place we lived, Carmine, and his sisters and brothers and his huge mother and huge father. And I used to run across the hall because they had un-Kosher food, which was much better, much better than Kosher food because it was - it was pasta. It was great Italian cooking. And they laughed, and they drank wine, and they grabbed me, and I sat on their laps, and they had a hell of a good time. And then you come back to my house and you have this sober cuisine and not so rambunctious family life. And I really did have a confusion that Italians were happy Jews, that they were a sect.

nice

http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/files/ap_racial_attitudes_topline_09182012.pdf

The survey was conducted during the first week of September. It asked 1,071 random adults, “Do you happen to know the religion of each of the following people? If you don’t know, you can mark that too.”

The results for President Barack Obama are as follows:

Protestant — 28%
Catholic — 5%
Mormon — 0%
Jewish — 18%
Muslim — 10%
Other religion — 2%
No religion — 35%
Don’t know — 2%
Refused/Not Answered — 28%

wait, people thought he was those religions or people of those religions knew his religion?

people thought he was those religions

some people think barack obama is jewish?

ehh not really buying that

unless there been some ZOG cable show recently that completely overwhelms all the plausible accounts of obama's submission to allah

you're watching ZOGTV

zomg

MyZog

http://forward.com/articles/165637/how-big-was-obamas-jewish-win/

Still higher than "white people" #s

Jewish Federation of Greater Washington has partnered with the NY Federation and the Jewish Federations of North America (JFNA) in partnership with Jewish Voluntary Organizations Active in Disaster (JVOAD). JFNA's Emergency Committee authorized $500,000 for immediate humanitarian needs of Hurricane Sandy victims in the New York metropolitan area and New Jersey. The funds will be used for cash disbursements, food, shelter, clean-up kits and other basic necessities.

Wonder if this is a good and efficient way to help

Significantly higher!

Judaism
From The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge

Judaism, world religion whose central tenet implores believers to stick together because someone is currently trying to kill them. Jewish theology is rooted in the covenant between God and the children of Israel, who are commanded by the Torah never to get too comfortable, as there are already plans in motion for their murder and the murder of their families. Since Jews never know exactly who is out to assassinate them, when it will happen, or how, Jewish tradition includes the constant retelling of previous atrocities as a means of maintaining group preparedness and of terrifying the younger generation into internalizing the very real possibility of having to grab their siblings at a moment’s notice and hide out in the woods until it’s safe to escape on foot. Although Judaism consists of several denominations with different conceptions of spirituality and culture, all Jews affirm the core doctrine of always sleeping lightly because someone who wants to shoot them in the head is closing in.

damn

Pretty much not a joke!

O_O whoa

oof

that actually depressed me a lot more than it made me laugh

Just don't let your guard down, dude. They're going to get you.

Serious note, but I have heard more than a few philosophical debates in Jewish circles that the religion was fundamentally broken when it shifted post-Holocaust into "I will survive" mode (complicated in no small part by the relate founding of Israel). That is, there are many great tenets of Judaism, and the focus on survival in the face of adversity has obscured some of them. Me, I'm not terribly religious, but I like the surviver aspect. As I've always told people, it doesn't matter how serious I am or am not about Judaism. When they come again, they're going to come for me, no matter how hard I protest. If I likely pass the standard for persecution no matter what I do, then I might as well tenaciously, righteously ready myself. /paranoia.

The Holocaust didn't invent this survival trope. The Haggadah (~300 CE) says:

This is what has stood by our fathers and us! For not just one alone
has risen against us to destroy us, but in every generation they rise
against us to destroy us; and the Holy One, blessed be He, saves us
from their hand!

Go forth and learn what Laban the Aramean wanted to do to our father
Jacob. Pharaoh had issued a decree against the male children only,
but Laban wanted to uproot everyone - as it is said: "The Aramean
wished to destroy my father; and he went down to Egypt and sojourned
there, few in number; and he became there a nation - great and mighty
and numerous."

I remember reading a version of the Haggadah when I was a child that gave a long list of times 'they' have risen to destroy the Jewish people. If you really want to feel depressed... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_antisemitism

Oh, the Holocaust didn't invent it - people have been killing Jews for millennia. Even happy ol' Purim is about that. But the Holocaust made Jewish survival a global precept, cemented by Israel, whose existence then and now barely has anything to do with any "promised land" stuff and everything to do with "we're sorry, here's a country for you."

Or, you know, not "everything" to do with that, but a lot, for sure.

or as the joke goes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asGS0bE1abQ

(I thought it would show the name of the song in the embed - for those who don't want to clickthru to the Yidcore song, it's "They Tried to Kill Us, They Failed, Let's Eat.")

I actually have a feeling the "they always try to kill us" narrative is slightly exaggerated for the purposes of having a narrative. I would bet that actually we've made out pretty well considering we were a stateless minority for thousands of years. I almost want to write a revisionist history about this, except such things just play into the hands of the people who always want to kill us.

Which reminds me: did somebody here read The Invention of the Jewish People?

by Shlomo Sand.

Yes, I found it incredibly offensive.

Care to explain why? A lot of my friends are suggesting it to me and I find the premise iffy.

xxp: great real name!

And his brother, Kovick Sand

lol, my humor gets so much jewier in the jew thread. Glad we have this safe space.

There are a lot of book reviews that deal with the problems of the book (this is a good one: http://www.tnr.com/article/books-and-arts/indecent-proposal). Specifically I was troubled by his attempt to describe Jewish peoplehood as rising out of Zionism, thus suppressing/denying a long history of Jewish identity that stretches way back before Zionism (and that continued unrelated to Zionism in contemporary times).

thank you!