Lance Armstrong is a God

The simplest was pretending not to be home when the testers arrived. As long as they were in the city they had reported as their locations, the riders found they would not receive a warning for not answering the door.

man this dude never jumped out of space, fuck him

I don't want to see you lose your seven titles only to have them go to the second place doper who wasn't caught

otm, could i give two shits about this, no cos fuck cycling

The second place doper was caught, btw (and the third, and the fourth...)

i know but only strengthens the point rly

give em to meee

Phil Liggett really is a twat:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/despite-usadas-evidence-liggett-remains-armstrongs-supporter
The best bit: "I had an email from an eminent scientist from the US yesterday. An SMS actually. It said if Lance Armstrong had taken the drugs outlined by USADA he’d have been dead ten years ago. He’s an eminent scientist and a very intelligent man. I don’t know his name, the SMS came from a secondary person.”

"Well, Paul, I don't know why they call Lance a drug cheat...I mean, he only took on two needles of EPO over L'Alpe d'Huez...I got a text that said so..."

i foresee enforced retirement in phil's future

classic phil, misidentifying a text message as an email as it rejoins the leading group on the slopes of l'alpe d'huez

can wiggins somehow be implicated? mainly cos he's such a "mod" twat.

i foresee enforced retirement in phil's future

― single pun theory (haitch), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 08:17 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unfortunately NBC employ him and given how the whole affair is going down in the states I don't think his senile ramblings are going to get him sacked (I mean, they haven't to date)

that liggett stuff is kinda rambling and weird. like he kinda knows he's wrong but can't actually say it.

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Him and Lance are deeply invested in Paul Sherwen's gold mine in South Africa (an actual gold mine that gold comes out of)

huh

Paul Sherwen ‏@PaulSherwen
Just read Tyler Hamilton's book The Secret Race in 2 days on the plane, now I have the background to my next 202 pages of reading

Paul Sherwen ‏@PaulSherwen
Ploughing through the USADA report, after Hamilton book last week, I am not sure if this is Al Capone or Alien I am reading

Not a single fuck given about his doping.

can wiggins somehow be implicated? mainly cos he's such a "mod" twat.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, October 16, 2012 1:25 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Implicated, no. There's a heap of suspicion around the whole Sky set-up, including Wiggo, but the only direct links to the doping scandals are Rogers, Yates and Dr. Leinders, anyway if you fancy playing piley-ons just check out the Clinic threads on the Cycling Weekly forum.

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest/347276/the-big-interview-paul-sherwen.html

You live in Uganda where you have interests in a gold mine, and you balance that with your commentating work, how does the year pan out for you?
PS: I start off by going to Australia in January to commentate on the Tour Down Under with Phil, and in February we do the Tour of California. Then every weekend from March until June I travel from Uganda to New York to work on a programme called Cyclisme Sunday for the Versus network. We review the week and commentate on whatever race is on that Sunday.

I start out on Friday and go from Entebbe to Amsterdam, then Amsterdam to New York. I do the return trip every Monday and I’m at my desk on Tuesday morning. As well as the mining business I have another business that supplies logistics to the oil industry here. Oil has been discovered in Uganda and they expect to be pumping it out in 2009. After that it’s the Tour de France.

See also:

http://velorooms.com/files/ArmstrongBusinessConnectionsV2.pdf

dont tell me these things, i love those dudes low key banter

Wiggins is more guilty of lol boring race strategy rather than doping (except the sideburns, they've been boosted in some way).

don't care about paul sherwen, but it bums me out to learn bad things about phil liggett. was I so naive?

cant believe buffoony mcclownshow is a rudderless idiot. paul sherwen looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets, etc.

If anyone likes the warm fuzzy feel of wool over their eyes, I for one 'd be more than happy to take the dope talk to another thread?

When I said Cycling Weekly upthread I meant Cycling NEWS, argh.

hahaha cranky frankie

http://redkiteprayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Frankie-537x400.jpg

pelkey:

http://redkiteprayer.com/2012/10/the-explainer-im-shocked-shocked-i-say/

lol, the photo

http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/13076/Taylor-Phinney-Interview-Getting-the-pill-culture-out-of-the-sport.aspx

taylor seems like one of the good guys - hope he's not all talk.

He's stepping down as chairman of livestrong, AP says

Nike dropped him too.

Trek's stony silence becoming even more embarrassing as are the actions of their local congressman.

another god with feet of clay

Lance Armstrong has done more for cancer survivors than any other person/organiziation, not only the 'sexy' cancers, but all cancers. I will continue to wear my Livestrong gear, covering any Nike swoosh, yea for yellow! Nike I am disappointed with your decision.

I, for one, never met a spreading, deadly cancerous tumor that I didn't find sexy.

http://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/athletes/lance-armstrong/Its-Not-About-the-Lab-Rats.html?page=all

Armstrong's connection to the cause of fighting cancer was a symbiotic one. He gained a lot from it, just as they gained from it, too.

His celebrity assisted in fundraising and publicity for charitable organizations, but his association with those organizations and the cause of fighting cancer in turn increased his celebrity and bolstered his public image, allowing him to earn greater endorsements and attract sponsors. His public image also helped to protect his ass while all the doping rumors swirled around him.

not so sure his rep with the wider public will suffer all that much tbh

He has certainly achieved the status of being known far, far beyond his sport, and so this scandal, because it is in a purely sports context, may not touch his reputation very much.

Are you guys kidding? LiveStrong and Nike dropped him. What positive press is he going to get from this point on?

"This is Phil Liggett...LEAVE LANCE ALONE!"

He's been turned away from running a couple big city marathons, though I guess he's still doing triathlons here and there.

yeah i think the floor of support is broken until he somehow earns redemption. in usa, that means some time out of the headlines, or a kardashian.

Trek have dropped him now, according to Walsh on twitter

his 2nd comeback is going to be even more insufferable, isn't it

3rd you mean.

all lance has to do to stay out of the headlines tho is just not do sports

if he lays low, he'll probably be forgotten by the american public, not vilified. ppl will remember that LA was a doper and maybe got his titles taken away but they're not gonna spit on the ground or anything

esp since livestrong inc probably won't implode---half his name is gonna be out there, vaguely beneficent, and his rep will at the very least be kept from going straight to the basement. plus the whole scandal has made joe q public dimly aware of cycling's doping history, and i'll bet that's enough to make a lot of ppl just shrug, "yeah but i guess that was just what everybody did/does". and up until this point, all the popular coverage has painted the story as Lance The Doper, not Lance The Sociopathic Control-Freak Who Was Not Just A Doper But A Ruthless Motherfucking Doper.

will say tho that i'd kinda love it if he went full Maradona, we don't really have one of those over here yet

a couple of years in the wilderness then a mea culpa with accompanying tell-all bestseller, leaving the way open for your new Governor of Texas *shudders*

"if he lays low, he'll probably be forgotten by the american public, not vilified. ppl will remember that LA was a doper and maybe got his titles taken away but they're not gonna spit on the ground or anything"

Well sure I mean he's not A-Rod, but I still think his overall reputation is not going to be very good. Mostly forgotten and connected to sordid drug scandals is a far cry from all conquering cancer vanquishing sports hero.

He seems to only want to 'do sports' because it's what he's good at so I don't know if he's going to lay low. He'll never hold high office.

his whole reputation, so much more than pretty much any other athlete, rested on him being this admirable superhero who overcame struggles that made him sympathetic etc., i think this is going to hurt the way the general public looks at him way more, than, say, all those baseball players with asterisks on their stats.

hes cooked, theres no grounds for a comeback, he doesnt do the stuff that he was famous for anymore