Babygirl, unpack yr sweaters and get FABULOUS in FALL gay homo queer &c 2012

that's usually how the dentist feels

jk -- i'm glad to be past those days

my boyfriend is gone for the weekend, so i'm gonna watch a bunch of episodes of parenthood

My dentist is a wonderful, wonderful woman who loves purple and looks exactly like Alfre Woodard and I would have much preferred seeing her.

I decided to spend the rest of my evening playing some weird rabbit card game at a Radical Faerie commune; we'll see how this pans out.

oh god

haa

i think that might be my idea of hell. well, one level of it, anyway.

"Radical Faerie" -- does that mean "guys who read Edmund Spenser while eating your asshole"?

Guys there is so much food and gender fluidity

So far I have had some sort of incredible veggie quinoa, blondies with cinnamon cream cheese icing, a slice of apple pie, and lots of chips.

sometimes i just want to gain 50 lbs, get a septum piercing and move to new mexico to do acid all the time

one of those times being now

radical faeries primer for beginners:

itt: radical faeries seeking to "reject hetero-imitation" and redefine gay identity( NSFW)

met one named "7" once

Names of ppl here include: Hugs, Lemons, Pumpkin, Rose

Also the guy I'm sleeping with is like playing footsies w me while we sit across the table from his partner and apparently all of this is ok *shrug*

met one named "7" once

― cancer, kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Friday, October 12, 2012 10:28 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark

constanza's kid, eh?

stevie! are you going for a record??

wait record of what

I just had the most clinical and passionless encounter I have ever experienced. I can't even call it sex, really.

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, October 12, 2012 7:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's usually how the dentist feels

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, October 12, 2012 7:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's usually how sex feels.

7 hour late rimshot xp

ur doing it rong

also gross self promo headsup/alert: me and my bf play our 20th anniversary show (barf) tonight in Brooklyn at 285 Kent so come and throw stuff at us, if you want. Matmos / Rosenkopf / Ed Schrader / Guardian Alien plus it's all ages so your babysister can come too.
whatever shall I wear? toupee and a walker?

I can't lend you my cane. Wish I was up for it healthwise; feelin' decent but not for standing/crowds.

Shit, I would totally go to that if I didn't have work (and also no money)

Are you guys plotting a tour for the new album? Or is that secret info?

poooops i wish i could come but i am driving home today, great line-up

also goon, we'll get that drink @ Julius' next time.

yah, this was a brief trip but i'll be back for something else possibly as early as tuesday
how are you feeling?

better today -- limp improved over last few days -- but very changeable over time. Been going to work most days (tho not very happily).

once I took like a dozen of unsuspecting non radical fairies to the hetero rainbow, we being a bit OCD / scared of the unknown, ended up arriving with such a ridiculous amount of food hah, the hippies were sooo happy to see us. great food, nice people, good times.

Wait who are goon and wolves?

I'm looking forward to meeting Stevie at last!

goon is the artist formerly known as "phinal phantasy"
wolves has been posting for a while but don't know him/her "personally"

expert semi-lurker dude, hails from latam.

hello gays.

drew, plz make that tour happen. i want to hang out with you out here.

i am giving a reading in NYC in February. date TBA. Philly and B-more also in the works.

FINALLY: i hate radical faeries with such a passion that it makes my head spin, and i start yelling "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL" and all that jazz.

Upcoming DR tourdates: gonna be in Seattle in December (exact dates TBA) and NYC/NJ in January (5th-12th), the latter with bf in tow

Oh come on hating faeries is like hating puppies

hippie nonsense is hippie nonsense, and radical faeries are the embodiment of hippie nonsense.

yeah but they are so sweet and generous and they won't stop giving you food; who doesn't love that?!

Also they give great hugs.

1) terrible hippie names for everything, from their stupid selves to their stupid land projects
2) hugs, cum rituals, kumbayah shit
3) nudism
4) as Brontez says, "Radical faeries? HELL NO. I already know enough crazy white people."

*the end*

land projects? cum rituals??

Pretty anti-radical faerie too, but not quite as vehemently so as you!

Are they the ones that always look like they're walking over hot coals?

what's yr beef with nudism, t?

one of B's best friends is a faerie. in theory i'm ok with RF but i find the native american co-optation stuff problematic

i think table and i may have finally found common ground w/r/t our stances on hippies

(mine is that they should not exist in my vicinity, preferably at all, and even as a TORI AMOS fan i cannot tolerate even seeing the word "faerie")

there was a bearded guy wearing a dress on the bus last night and i thought of RFs

(in other news M is discovering the perils of dating a writer. "i'm in a writing cave this week." next day, "are you done yet, can i come over?" still not done. next day, "are you done yet?" STILL NOT DONE. next day, "are you done yet?" STILL. NOT. DONE. (but i let him come over anyway.)

there was a customer at the restaurant the other night, salt & pepper crew cut, tight black polo shirt, black capris, and fabulous little fur-trimmed booties with a 4 inch heel.

not exactly radical faery stuff but i definitely enjoyed it

there is a gay bar moving in next door, so that probably means our clientele is about to get a lot gayer. this is probably a good thing for business provided we don't have to compete with rihanna remixes through the shared walls

here was a bearded guy wearing a dress on the bus last night and i thought of RFs

"rampant faggotry"?