aero i already expect my death to send several into a nunnery, you're not telling me anything here
― there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
i've been saying "in bed" the whole time too
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
would now be a bad time to reveal that I have been mentally replacing the word "button" with "clitoris" as I read this thread
no, but it would be a better time to admit that "anus" was also in play HELL YES DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE.
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
http://catholic-magazine.excerptsofinri.com/images/nuns.jpg
sisters of the blessed goole (rip)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
if you could push my nuts and simply caused Alicia Keys to disappear, I will make waffles and mimosas for you the rest of our lives until you push another button and make me disappear
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
everyone you knew is instantly granted religious certainty that you are with God. they all become believers of the hardest core and are glad that you have gone home. several of them become priests
you know what, as long as we're talking about the magisterium here: what if everyone is granted the righteous satisfaction that you are in hell? (this is what is supposed to happen now afaik)
― there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
if you could push a button into my anus I would sing like Morten Harket.
when I'm hungry I eat
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
thread delivers
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
thread pushes buttons
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
thread delivers buttons to your asshole?
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
thread sprays u face
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Three_holes_buttons.jpg/200px-Three_holes_buttons.jpg
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/VepYa.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
thread feels like a Douglas Adams book.
― borscht and bikinis (how's life), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
thread feels like Friday before happy hour
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)
^^^
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)
Suppose that heaven and hell are real and they're as good and bad, respectively, as you can possibly imagine. Every soul gets sent to one or the other forever. You can't be certain where you're going. The religions all have conflicting opinions about what the criteria are. Do you push the button opting for total non-existence instead?
― jim, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)
what? hell no, my ass is going to heaven
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
i kinda vaguely remember an old sim game where you build heaven and hell and sent souls to either one? any ideas what game this was?
― Mordy, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)
xpost but only your ass, djp
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)
i think this might be it:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_and_Hell_(video_game)
I mean, any hypothetical that starts with "assume heaven and hell are real" is going to end with "DJP is going to heaven" regardless of the intervening scenario
I am fine with that
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
nm, that's not it xxp
― Mordy, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
woo, this was it: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/61/AfterlifeScreenshot.png/220px-AfterlifeScreenshot.png
― Mordy, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
to answer the original q : no. absolutely not.
and that's despite (or is that in spite of), the evilness of the last 18 months of my life.
― mark e, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
I salute you, good sir
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
wish I could send you a gin and tonic, mark e
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
would not push button just based on family responsibilities and stuff. and basketball.
― blank, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
poorly phrased. Due to family responsibilities and stuff, I would not press said button.
― blank, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
but mostly basketball
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
here, this should push you towards that button:
ABC's developing a comedy starring Michael Bolton
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
Alicia Keys to co-star?
― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 12 October 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
it actually says this on the actual button
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 12 October 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
wnp. some sad s.o.b.s on this board.
the bolton button would be a better show
― bnw, Friday, 12 October 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
firmest co-sign for this.
these lines from Alan Moore's Miracleman popped into my head when considering the original poser
See, I ain't inta gettin' BURNED. HELL no. Am inta burnin'.
not that I do much true burnin' these days, but it's v difficult for me to think that I'd ever *voluntarily* choose to be scrubbed from existence.
― that mustardless plate (Bill A), Friday, 12 October 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, October 12, 2012 3:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The vast nothingness of space and time....in my vagina?
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 12 October 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
it's more likely than you think
― gyac, Friday, 12 October 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
he can't he won't he don't stop
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 12 October 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
Played the shit out of this game btw. So far from pushing the button that the argument for it is kind of incomprehensible for me.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)
No offense intended for those that feel that way, I just think that it's prob impossible to have much of a discussion because I imagine that our basic precepts are so far apart tht there's no way to have a meaningful conversation about this.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)
thread as a whole pretty much bears this out, lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 23:58 (thirteen years ago)
I feel like there's a part of drunkenness where I feel close to not existing, but it's about a quarter-step from projectile vomiting
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 13 October 2012 01:54 (thirteen years ago)
push button too hard, vomit comes out
Edgy staples commercial
― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 October 2012 04:20 (thirteen years ago)
irl lols
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 October 2012 04:21 (thirteen years ago)
would push bolton
― suggest butt (Pillbox), Saturday, 13 October 2012 04:30 (thirteen years ago)