The Biden v. Ryan Debate Thread

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a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

ClassicBeatz ‏@IamClassicBeatz
After the debate Biden needs to drop the mic and yell "Sexual chocolate!"

Daniel Foster ‏@DanFosterNRO
What does Joe Biden have to do to put you in a certified, pre-owned Acura tonight?

kevinbiegel ‏@kbiegel
Oh man, who wrote Ryan's "overseas" joke? You go to joke jail forever.

James Urbaniak ‏@JamesUrbaniak
Well, Ryan is certainly staying hydrated.

Matt Besser ‏@MattBesser
Oh shit! Dandruff flake on Ryan's left shoulder. I know who I'm not voting for! #VPDebate #lakenotsosuperior

Diamond Joe ‏@OnionPolitics
Hey @BarackObama, that’s how you make a fucking point #debates

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

Does not give a malarky, you mean.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbran1IxfT1qz581wo1_500.gif

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

he should bust out "¿Por qué no te calles?"

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

Ryan's pussy is so wet.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

Ryan wandered into the math trap

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

Charlie Savage ‏@charlie_savage
Jack Kennedy (really LBJ)'s tax bill cut the top marginal rate from 91% to 70%.

la goonies (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

Martha RAddatz proving she's a hack by interjecting re military cuts "Nobody wants that"

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

we don't need a Navy, you dick

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know about you, but I don't like looking weak.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

well, we'll see how this plays out politically, but for better or worse this is EXACTLY what i was hoping biden would do

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

we need like, what, three aircraft carriers?

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

i think biden's benevolent incredulity face is my favourite.

estela, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

Alex Pareene ‏@pareene
do u guys think chris matthews is enjoying this

Chelsea Peretti ‏@ChelseaVPeretti
This debate is like the last episode of LOST I don't get anything that's happening but sense it's about good and evil

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

Dead soldiers not funny, move on, Martha.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

i love how joe and martha are sharing all these 'can you believe this fuckin guy?' moments

some dude, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

It is a nice tie, though.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

Martha RAddatz proving she's a hack by interjecting re military cuts "Nobody wants that"

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, October 12, 2012 1:55 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

she was referring to the sequestration, which is there because nobody wants it.

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:58 (thirteen years ago)

"So,what about Afghanistan?" / "well I love the troops"

Clay, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:58 (thirteen years ago)

they're not going to talk about women's health, are they

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 12 October 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

"That was on purpose" a good response to military action.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

"My friend" is the key rhetorical flourish here. Did he call Palin "hon"?

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

$800b of savings from not fighting a war for the next decade a bit specious

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

"I want my gym spotter home"

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

put it in a lockbox

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

Ryan had a line there about problems abroad/jobs at home, and he totally stepped on it. Weeks of rehearsal shot.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:02 (thirteen years ago)

i'd like to see a Biden vs. Obama debate

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:02 (thirteen years ago)

"Martha that's a bizarre statement"

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:02 (thirteen years ago)

I'm putting us leaving Afghanistan in my calendar right now. Just because, well, you know.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:02 (thirteen years ago)

Ryan's starting to unravel a bit, can't get his prepared lines out w/o jumbling them up.XP

Clay, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

$800b of savings from not fighting a war for the next decade a bit specious

― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:00 PM (3 minutes ago)

silby, tough on both sides

la goonies (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

STEP UP STEP UP

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

fellas! we're leavin! step up!

j., Friday, 12 October 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

wow -- the right knows it's losing

charlescwcooke People who are secure in their thoughts don't browbeat the opposition, @ElisaMinneci. Sorry, but Biden's a morally vain emotional bully.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:05 (thirteen years ago)

Ryan schooling us all now.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:05 (thirteen years ago)

i'm worried that joe is turning off the ladeez....a little too much edge when he talks to Raddatz

Iago Galdston, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

Sorry, but Biden's a morally vain emotional bully.

true + irrelevant

WmC, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

xpost Nah, that was hot.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

biden hasn't taken one drink of water

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

"The calendar works the same every year"

"It DOES work the same every year!"

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

‏@JenKirkman
Jan Hooks would have impersonated this moderator in the 90's.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

Ryan got lost in the weeds

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

u guys paul ryan knows names of weird towns in afghanistan he's so smart <3

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

if the right's best response to this is "BIDEN IS MEAN!" they just got slaughtered

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

If I were Afghan, I would not vote for Biden.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

AFGHAN TROOPS

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

AFGHAAAANS to do the job

j., Friday, 12 October 2012 02:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRT_0GbtrcF3WXo_UObOG6GtbgXT0eOy3YulzmPQ_DCex9FM9zdVQ

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 02:09 (thirteen years ago)

AFGHAAAANS TO DO THE JOB!!

AFGHAAAAAAAAANS TO DO THE JOOOOB!!

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 02:09 (thirteen years ago)


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