They're Remaking 'Alien' -- the 'Prometheus' thread

nah it was bollocks

i don't really understand the black liquid, what the deal was there.. i guess idris was right, some sort of bioweapon gone wrong? in that respect i was really "there" with the characters i.e. wtf is this shit, let's get out of here

honestly the way you guys talked about this movie i thought it was going to be full of long speeches about the meaning of life but about 90% of it is staggering bleeding through hallways and not knowing why, which is what alien movies are all about wth is wrong with you guys

alien movies are about blue collar stiffs getting thwarted in their attempts to cash a paycheck by a scary monster, but ultimately their employer, the scariest monster of all.

Tracer: I approve of the way you think.

idk tracer g'luck to you if the characters brought you 'there' with them, but i think you're a looot brighter than most of the morons that get splatted in this pos, and the continued stupidity of these clown left most everyone else cold

some were perhaps a bit cocky it's true

god i loved it when they finally reach the live engineer, they're speaking with an actual alien intelligence for the first time (though it's actually david who speaks to him! humans too DUMM), this religious moment when mr weyland hoping it'll be like the virgin mary sprinkling holy water on his tired bones and he'll spring up like lazarus, and the abortionee lady hoping he'll reveal something of his race's intentions on earth... and he just starts WRECKIN SHOP. woops, you're in an alien movie, i guess you forgot!

you loved that part eh

i feel like that scene would have been much improved by the addition of Samuel L Jackson and replacing the engineer with a shark of some kind.

preach on, Tracer

I saw that film, best moment of it

honestly the way you guys talked about this movie i thought it was going to be full of long speeches about the meaning of life but about 90% of it is staggering bleeding through hallways and not knowing why, which is what alien movies are all about wth is wrong with you guys

Because they were all staggering down hallways trying to escape the Meaning of Life, which was trying to kill them.

i mean.... daaaaaamn this was a sick movie

real talk!

tracer you have made me a BELIEVER

Tracer otfm

The blu-ray looks incredible, fwiw.

This is probably the best sci-fi movie I've seen in awhile, better than the one about moon rocks or blowing up the sun. It inspired me to go back and watch Aliens again too.

Being inspired to watch Aliens is always a good thing. But this was a bad, bad (frequently gorgeous-looking), bad movie.

I'm not convinced by this film, though I lean towards the pro, but I still really really want the 3D Blu-Ray.

also: the moment when you realize she's the last one left alive on this godforsaken planet, i really felt the horror of it, the aloneness. and then she realizes that vickers' self-contained luxury suite might still be in working order, makes her way over to it, scrambles up into the airlock with seconds to go, seals the door, grabs a bunch of oxygen, looks around, into the swaying, busted interior and..... grabs an axe. i was like BO BO BO BO BO REEEEEEEEEEEE-WIND

If I ever watch this again I'm going to play a drinking game, I'll take a shot every time I want to shout at the screen "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS". Think I'll be dead within an hour.

also: the moment when you realize she's the last one left alive on this godforsaken planet it cost like £10 for a ticket to watch this hackneyed (lol) shit, i really felt the horror of it

i feel for you boo, i really do

you haven't mentioned all the hot taking helmets on and off action yet

Hot hints for the sequel:

I hadn't done sci-fi for so long and I enjoyed doing it. Plus, when it comes to the Alien world, no one else had addressed the origin question and I thought that was interesting to tackle. Prometheus evolved into a whole other universe. You've got a person [Noomi Rapace's Elizabeth Shaw] with a head in a bag [ Michael Fassbender's David] that functions and has an IQ of 350. It can explain to her how to put the head back on the body and she's gonna think about that long and hard because, once the head is back on his body, he's dangerous.

So that's the sequel?
[Laughs] I wish it was that easy. They're going off to paradise but it could be the most savage, horrible place. Who are the Engineers?

Also, file under "this fuckin' guy":

Ridley Scott also briefly confirms that he is indeed still working on the sequel to Blade Runner, specifically whether the movie will bring back its original star — who, just so you know, is definitely a replicant now:

It's not a rumour – it's happening. With Harrison Ford? I don't know yet. Is he too old? Well, he was a Nexus-6 so we don't know how long he can live [laughs]. And that's all I'm going to say at this stage.

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IS IT SUBTITLED IN ENGINEER-LANGUAGE?

fuckin ripped white dudes, just the worst concept for an alien ever

earth is the alien planet

we are all... Aliens

still lolling at this being called 'prometheus'

Vulcan would be the sequel title but the Star Trek people would have a fit

Hermes

fuckin ripped white dudes, just the worst concept for an alien ever

I don't know, Paul Ryan is pretty scary.

Man if the pod had opened up and Paul Ryan climbed out they would have all looked at each other, thought "Fuck the secrets of the universe" and just given him a wedgie.

on the list of beings i would not want pissed off at me, nine-foot tall ripped white dudes is right up there tbh

"uh.. i, uh, er.. do you still have your original SIM tool?"

"GRAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

oh god and when she's trying to get into the goddamn surgery machine, jabbing at the buttons. i re-enact that scene with the office photocopier at least once a week.

pretty effed up that you actually have to get INTO your photocopier, must be a UK thing?

it was a nice touch when the medipod wouldn't perform an operation on a woman, it musta been designed by congress

didn't blink when it had to remove something twice as large as a baby and with tentacles
SCIENCE

anyway I love this movie too, saw it 3x in the theater and I'm sure I'll rent the blu-ray when it's available (my son's getting the 4 disc set for xmas shh don't tell him)

don't feel the need to defend it cuz I did at length upthread, the haters seem possessed by a compulsion to continue posting tho

latebloomer have you checked out the deleted scenes?

bookmarked the thread /= a compulsion to continue posting
any more so than you do really

it was a nice touch when the medipod wouldn't perform an operation on a woman, it musta been designed by congress

― space dokken (Edward III), Friday, October 12, 2012 12:05 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wish they had actually made a point with that, could have been pretty dark satire, as such it was just another dumb thing that happened

Why did Weyland's presence have to remain a secret on the ship? Because his company and the world think he's dead? Who cares?

OUR TAKE: That's one of those decisions where the only reason his presence is a secret is so it can be revealed to the audience. The dude is a multi-trillionaire. He built the ship. He paid for the ship. If he wants to be on the ship, who is going to say no to him? There's absolutely no reason for it to be a secret except so we can have a start-of-Act-III reveal. It serves no purpose within the plot, so we have to assume it was done for the sake of the audience only.

MY TAKE: weyland is treating First Contact like his own personal trip to Lourdes, of course he's going to hide it! what's he going to do, suit up with the crew and be like cool guys, thanks for helpin me live a couple more years, don't forget to cancel your cable service by the way, let's go Team Me

Is Meredith Vickers human? Is she a cyborg like David? Is she really Weyland's daughter?

wtf were you watching? she's obv weyland's daughter and obv hates david because weyland loves him more. she's only robotic insofar as she's emulating the object of her dad's affection

Why do they have Vickers go through the trouble of escaping the ship at the end just to have her die two minutes later?

OUR TAKE: So they could have two extra minutes of Charlize in the film

MY TAKE: i dunno, why go through the trouble of clambering up a ravine after a car accident only to be run over by a truck? cause life fuckin sucks sometimes, especially when you're an unsympathetic corporate harpie in a sci-fi movie

Why does the Engineer want to kill the humans?

OUR TAKE: That's the question the whole film hinges on, isn't it? The film goes out of its way to never give the Engineers any articulated motives, so all we can do is watch what they do and listen to the few clues that are dropped in the film's dialogue, all of which is still just speculation.

...

The last exchange between Weyland and David as they both lay broken on the floor of the chamber sounds significant in the film...

Weyland: There's… nothing.

David: I know. Have a good journey, Mr. Weyland.

… but the entire film is full of these cryptic pseudo-heavy exchanges that sounds good without actually saying anything.

MY TAKE: this is cryptic?? weyland like the other humans is terrified of what happens after death, wants there to be a meaning to it all, and david is just smugly above all that shit, cause he's a psycho robot. as far as why engineers want to kill the humans well.. that's right, we are never told explicitly. oh fucking noes!?!!

Why does the Engineer go after Shaw? Why not just go to one of the other ships and escape?

OUR TAKE: An excellent question.

MY TAKE: wrong, this is a stupid question and only something you would ask if you cared more about the writing process than watching a goddamn ALIEN movie. here's a hint, it is the last scene. the alien always comes back. if you really need a motivation, how about it was EXTREMELY PISSED OFF even before its entire ship was destroyed by these titanically selfish humans. how about it was just ANGRY and wanted REVENGE? no no, these 10-foot albinos have to have their own internal visio flowchart of logical intentions just moments after they've been immediately blasted out of the sky after waking up from a 2000 year old sleep. i mean how would YOU feel? the fuck outta here

There appears to be a minimum of three ships on the planet in the first longshot we see. One is destroyed and crashes. That's the ship (we think) that's explored in "Alien." The second takes Shaw and David off the planet. Why wouldn't the terraformers discover the third ship in "Aliens" let alone "Alien"?

i swear to god you need so much help

Why do Weyland, Vickers and their staff not react at all to a bloody Shaw coming into their quarters?

OUR TAKE: This is the beginning of a whole stretch of film where no one behaves the way we'd expect people to behave faced with these circumstances. Yes, it's a big deal that they're waking up Weyland, but when a half-nude woman covered in blood with a fresh surgical incision comes stumbling into a room, you would expect people to react. Nothing. Not even the slightest hint that this might be out of the ordinary.

MY TAKE: well let's see smart guy, what do you say in the VERY NEXT SENTENCE of your brilliant answers

David knows full well what happened in the surgery machine.

i mean, it seemed pretty clear to me that he's in full-on crazy robot mode at this point, sort of like Ash and Paul Reiser rolled into one. when i was watching the movie i assumed he told everybody in the room something like "there's a crazy injured woman running around, don't worry about her, she's not dangerous, i'll handle her. just ignore her. everything is going to be fine."

Are Fifield and Milburn the stupidest scientists ever? Why would they go back to the one room that an alien was killed in?

a: yes. b: see a.

Is there no governmental authority on space travel? Wouldn't some body or agency need to know where this Weyland ship was going and why?

sorry i'm boring even myself now

pretty effed up that you actually have to get INTO your photocopier, must be a UK thing?

yeah we have this "pull printing" thing where you swipe an ID and go through menus and then it emails a PDF of your photocopy to you

where are those questions from, because those are pretty dumb questions, TRY ANSWERING SOME REAL ONES DOG

hit me i got answers

they're from some hitfix post that someone linked upthread

I still like the interpretation that all the characters belonged to some psychopathic Erich von Däniken cult of trillionaires