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it really reads like "omnipotent yellow flesh of christ"

^ dibs for Blossoming Noise album title

you see when they say He rode into the city on a donkey they mean he rode in on a velociraptor

Reading the Conservapedia entry on Wikipedia is one thing.

Reading the Wikipedia entry on Conservapedia is wau lulz

― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how 2 parse

Another bit of kerfuffle going on the last few days, apparently... (link is to blog with overview of what happened)

http://www.conservapedia.com/Assassin%27s_Creed

...and enforce radical Islam and other liberal ideals on the people who play it.

Despite their differences the main character and his allies could have just knocked the innocent man down or stun him and continue their mission. This shows liberal bias and inclination to unnecessary violence. lulz for the ages

xpost

Don't you know that radical Islam is famous for it's toleration of homosexuality, women's rights, freedom of expression and other ideals liberals hope for.

Sigmund Freud (1856–1939) was the founder of psychoanalysis, an atheist and pseudoscientist. Despite the scientific rejection of most if not all of his theory, Freud remains powerfully influential among amoral and atheist scientists.

"Freud did more than perhaps any other man to insidiously conflate atheism with science, religion with mysticism, more than LaPlace, Darwin, or even Marx... While groundbreaking, his theories set back psychoanalysis for more than half a century.[1]

[1]Gregory Zilboorg, Freud and Religion: a Restatement of an Old Controversy, 118. Statement written in the 1950s; Freud's psychoanalysis continues to be applied to the detriment of patients.

:D:D:D

To say that the adulteress story is an interpolation is one thing, but this guy insists that it's a "liberal hoax"!

Ed, you've put the best face on a hoax. But it's still a hoax, and a liberal one at that.--Aschlafly

liberal hoaxes are the worst kind of hoax imo

Does Mr. Schlafly enjoy the esteem of his fellow Christian-conservatives?

These people are so illiterate that they don't know their own conservative traditions. They don't do any favors for true conservatism. It makes one want to become a REAL conservative just to teach these junk food morons what conservatism really is.

On the one hand, you imply - in bullying fashion - that your politics are superior. How can they be superior when you are incapable of reading a college-level political science book?

I enjoy reading literate conservatives, even if I don't agree with them.

For example, we have two statements about Freud - one is literate and fair, one is not. I assume they come from the same place.

Sigmund Freud (1856–1939) was the founder of psychoanalysis, an atheist and pseudoscientist. Despite the scientific rejection of most if not all of his theory, Freud remains powerfully influential among amoral and atheist scientists.

If you want to convince people you are correct, calling adherents or admirers of Freud "amoral" and "atheist" is not the way to do it.

"Freud did more than perhaps any other man to insidiously conflate atheism with science, religion with mysticism, more than LaPlace, Darwin, or even Marx... While groundbreaking, his theories set back psychoanalysis for more than half a century.

While I may or may not agree with this, it is at least thought-provoking.

A "ghetto blaster" is slang for a large and powerful stereo radio-DVD player.

dvds!? :|

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/thumb/f/fe/G1_Blaster_toy.jpg/250px-G1_Blaster_toy.jpg

If you want to convince people you are correct, calling adherents or admirers of Freud "amoral" and "atheist" is not the way to do it.

Aren't a lot of Conservapedia's users Andrew Schafly's students? I don't think winning over people who aren't already conservative is really the purpose of the site.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_insights

that didn't work but i really wanna see it!

haha, i think it's because their site is currently down

what is it??

http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:UXGFO5TMaN4J:www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_insights

poll?

http://conservapedia.com/Conservapedia_insights

see also

http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_insights

"Freud did more than perhaps any other man to insidiously conflate atheism with science, religion with mysticism, more than LaPlace, Darwin, or even Marx... While groundbreaking, his theories set back psychoanalysis for more than half a century.

While I may or may not agree with this, it is at least thought-provoking.

― u s steel, Thursday, January 29, 2009 4:34 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Um, you can't really "set back" a field that you founded.

http://liberapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ethnic_Cleansing

maybe noit deserving of its own thread, but some lols here: Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks

not

http://www.conservapedia.com/Fan_heater

haha!

i don't get it

OK.

It's a 'conservative' wikipedia. They create their own alternate reality, where their own opinions and attitudes are reinforced without fear of contradiction. But, to have this nirvana of comfort, they have to have references and definitions of all those other things that do not have political affiliations, otherewise another wiki is needed that might mean reality intrudes.

Conservapediaman sternly handing down his relatively neutral definition of a fan hater and grunting "yeah I'll give you that one"

that was supposed to say fan heater, please nobody make a shit joke about that

a "fan hater" -- like eric cantona!

If you boo your own players, you are a fan hater (fan heater!)

^^ kind of reminds me of that time Clough chinned a disgruntled Forest fan and Private Eye said it was a case of the shit hitting the fan

Thought that was going to be about armed football hooligans.

i didn't know that lord byron was a nazi hero???

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:33 (1 year ago) Bookmark

Ha! I was just reading the metapedia article on Byron and thinking this is very strangely written and not insanely right wing at all and then I noticed they had just cut it from the Encyclopedia Britannica.

He's still on their main page as well, curiously.

This is just the beginning folks! I am confedent that we will witness a landslide victory for Republicans in 2010! B.H. Obama approval rates are dropping much faster than President Bush in his first year, and the trend has only just began. The fact is that a large majority of Americans are Conservatives and that will show in 2010, hopefully with Governer Palin at the helm!! Full steam ahead to a better America! Patriot1505 21:25, 3 July 2009 (EDT)

I'd guess Palin will head up or become chief spokesmen for a high profile, non-profit advocacy group for children with disabilities, like the Special Olympics for example. This will make her virtually bullet-proof from liberal attacks and hate speech. And hoperfully this will help call attention to the mean spirited hypocrisy of so-called comedians, satirists, and other liberal hate mongers. Rob Smith 19:42, 5 July 2009 (EDT)

good luck usa, christ

good luck christ, usa

can't believe they are still trumping the lenski case on their front page - it was the most classic example of comprehensive pwnage in the history of right wing nutjobbery!

Lenski's paper was published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, a professional society of scientists with a strong bias towards atheism and evolutionism.

Heehee, them wacky scientists with their rational thought and stuff.

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wut

we've only just begaaaaaaaaaan

can't believe they are still trumping the lenski case on their front page - it was the most classic example of comprehensive pwnage in the history of right wing nutjobbery!

― last night i dreamt somebody shoved me (ledge), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 11:00 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wussup with this?

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