Jimmy Saville is still alive...

yes

hate to nitpick but the scansion could do with some work, some of the lines have almost the same number of syllables

ha, noted!

ephebobunker not got the same ring

fuck's sake nick how'd you miss all the john terry threads?

There's one L in Savile, and two in hell. Feel free to use that one, tabloids.

I just have one question.

...the hair. What, how and why?

targaryen blood.

Some people have asked the same of you, Ned. (xp)

And rightly so. But you are authorized to have me committed if I ever go around with a fucking pageboy/bangs cut like that.

That would be quite a sight to behold

My theory is that he was showing off that he never went bald.

It's impossible to imagine the blasted psychological landscape of a man who'd choose that hair to demonstrate his victory over male pattern baldness.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/227456_4046754359871_1098554817_n.jpg

blimey!

Saville there with an expression on his face like a fat man at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

holy hell.

susan boyle and beetlejuice's lovechild to the left is even scarier.

at least 50% of kids in shot looking deeply traumatised.

a handbook for child molesters

almost copy/pasted "he was an ephebophile, not a paedo, not that it matters much" as my FB status update. That would've been a classic.

Is that where the band Other Ppls Children got their name from? I mean is that a real book!?!

It is, I vaguely remember it!

He's down with OPC

he seems to have a weird green shadow behind him complete with sinister shadow testicles

wtf @ this:

A former nurse at the Leeds hospital where Savile worked as a porter, said he molested a brain-damaged hospital patient. June Thornton was recovering from an operation at Leeds General Infirmary when she says she saw Savile abuse the young girl.

"She had brain damage, and Jimmy Savile came in and kissed her," she told Sky News.

"He started kissing her neck, running his hands up and down her arms, and then started to molest her. Because I was laid flat on my back, there was nothing I could do."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/oct/11/jimmy-savile-sex-abuse-claims

^^ suspect this is the foundation of 'rumour' i heard when i lived in leeds

Girl (?) on the slide seems to know something's not cool.

Well, either a girl, or Little Lord Fauntleroy.

LLF (thinks) : "Blond(e) hair? Stupid fringe? When I grow up am I going to look like the creepy guy behind me?"

Safe to publish this now, ..

"Honestly, there's so much happening in the news it's very hard to keep track of things. Like, there's been serious allegations in the news of child abuse in Cleveland. Serious allegations of child abuse in Cleveland. And to my mind there's only one way of finding out whether it's true or not. And that is to call in Jimmy Savile. You can't afford to f*ck about, bring in an expert. Am I right? I mean, a friend of mine reckons Jimmy Savile is a paedophile. Rubbish. He's a child bender. That's why he does all the f*cking charity work, it's to gain public sympathy for when his case comes up. Aye, I've always known that. He might've fooled you, but not f*cking me I'll tell you that. He's not fooling this big-nosed Jewish b*stard, I'll tell you that. I've always thought that if you took the action of a w*nk and turned it into a voice you'd get Jimmy Savile wouldn't you. Now then, now then... lovely, lovely... oh, now then now then, oh, lovely... lovely... ooh..."

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Bdr9fOVBKfQ/UGx2mlgS-pI/AAAAAAAANLQ/QHU55NaAKkU/s1600/jimmy+sadowitz.jpg

LOL Jerry OTM

The folly of these bids for his old possessions:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180953/Jimmy-Savile-Auction-One-time-Jim-fixes-charity-Saviles-personal-treasures-fetch-small-fortune.html

Silver Corniche Rolls-Royce nicknamed 'The Beast'

...

fetched more than twice its estimated value.

so an extra £70k over the odds for what amounts to a luxury crime scene

A truly unselfish individual who did such a lot during his lifetime, and now this after he has gone. He truly was an inspirational man a true legend. RIP Jimmy Saville xxxx

- Jenny McCabe , Newport,Shrops, 31/7/2012 12:46
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Oh Jenny, he certainly did a lot in his lifetime.

Who on earth is going to buy this tat?

- Excuses, excuses, 30/7/2012 13:12
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A truly unselfish individual who did so many...

a few months ago - about a week before that Mail article I think - I went to a wedding in Cornwall w/ my family and afterwards stopped off at a family friend's house who I'd not seen for probably over ten years. while we were chatting this younger crusty looking acquaintance of hers comes in and tells us about how he'd just won this bus on eBay for something like £7,000, which turned out to have previously been a mobile hospital which was part of some sort of Jimmy Savile charitable scheme. the bus had some winsome punny name which I would have noted on my phone except it had conked out looking for a signal because Cornwall abhors communication, and now I'm kicking myself bcs I can't find shit about this on google. anyway whatever happened on that bus in the past it is probably currently sitting in a back yard somewhere and smelling of weed.

something very swords-into-ploughshares about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH_dZqXB-jY

the scale of complicity around this is quite staggering.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/linkableblob/3608684/data/jimmy-savile-data.jpg

Dear Jan Moir, have you not fucked off yet, you snivelling excuse for a human being?

P.S. it is easy to understand why those who
were molested by Savile are now coming
forward to speak out. One understands how
the domino effect of others gives courage,
how there is comfort in a crowd.
I have less sympathy with celebrities such as
Sandi Toksvig and Liz Kershaw, now loudly
claiming long-ago molestations and abuse at
the BBC. Hardly shrinking violets, they did
nothing about it at the time and still do not
name their tormentors. What’s the point?

I thought they *did* do something at the time...

It's Jan Moir - she'll have no truck with your 'facts' and 'reading comprehension' and such.

did a few stories on this and my boss had a word after one and joked about me picking the pic that made him look most like a stereotypical paedo. had to explain that every single pic of him looks like this.

Yeah when I clicked on this thread I assumed it was a comedian dressed as some sort of bizarre character but then I realized that was just the way he really looked.

who is the 4th tv star?
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/276633/NEW-SAVILE-SEX-RING-STAR/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9603136/High-profile-soap-star-linked-to-sex-abuse-claims-at-BBC-as-scandal-over-Jimmy-Savile-grows.html