Jim Fixed It For Me... To Be Part Of A Howling Mob
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:03 (thirteen years ago)
xp Given the number of cigars Saville smoked, his corpse is more like to be kippered from the inside.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:11 (thirteen years ago)
he always came across as an icy passive aggresive nutbag.
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:12 (thirteen years ago)
^ fixed
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:13 (thirteen years ago)
Wish they'd show that Louis Theroux docu. again, as some sort of, errrrrr, tribute
the full thing is on youtube
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:15 (thirteen years ago)
It's on t0rrents. Well worth hunting down, Savile really does come across as the strangest of men.
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:17 (thirteen years ago)
what speculation is there over the contents?
― stet, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:27 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-15717221"People may decide there is something of value but it was a steel-casket sprayed gold and I can confirm there was nothing of any value there. He was wearing his medal that he got from the marines, his cigars and his beret."
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:30 (thirteen years ago)
that and his demon soul
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:35 (thirteen years ago)
coffin made from pieces of the true cross.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:37 (thirteen years ago)
Undertakers confirmed anyone opening the coffin would be incinerated by tongues of flaming leaping from Savile's heart, which was purchased by Tesco in 2003.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:40 (thirteen years ago)
never knew that, interesting.
i heard his anguished spirit still roams the North Yorkshire Moors at night looking for naughty children to molest
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:45 (thirteen years ago)
HE MADE YOUNG DREAMS COME TRUE
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:47 (thirteen years ago)
Is it true he was buried at 45 degrees so he could look up the skirts of passing schoolgirls?
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:49 (thirteen years ago)
he brought joy and misery wherever he went, a complicated life, from hell/heaven he was sent, rapist and philanthropist, his name was jim, this simple rhyme is simpler than him
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:49 (thirteen years ago)
wonder if somebody cd do a cost/benefit analysis on how many fiddled kiddies equals a dialysis machine?
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:53 (thirteen years ago)
the great philosophical question, would you kill a man who abused children (when he was a child) if you knew he would also open some hospitals?
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:56 (thirteen years ago)
some of those kiddies might've gone on to run half-marathons for charity if they'd not been traumatised by the beast tho
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:00 (thirteen years ago)
we'll just never know. *gazes at the inscrutable grey sky*
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:01 (thirteen years ago)
Here he lies, six foot underOblivious in his paedobunkerA golden coffin for Jim'll Fix ItEncased in concrete so no-one nicks it
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:01 (thirteen years ago)
^superb.
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:14 (thirteen years ago)
yes
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:19 (thirteen years ago)
hate to nitpick but the scansion could do with some work, some of the lines have almost the same number of syllables
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:25 (thirteen years ago)
ha, noted!
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:52 (thirteen years ago)
ephebobunker not got the same ring
― stet, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:57 (thirteen years ago)
fuck's sake nick how'd you miss all the john terry threads?
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:32 (thirteen years ago)
There's one L in Savile, and two in hell. Feel free to use that one, tabloids.
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)
I just have one question.
...the hair. What, how and why?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:41 (thirteen years ago)
targaryen blood.
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)
Some people have asked the same of you, Ned. (xp)
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)
And rightly so. But you are authorized to have me committed if I ever go around with a fucking pageboy/bangs cut like that.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:45 (thirteen years ago)
That would be quite a sight to behold
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:46 (thirteen years ago)
My theory is that he was showing off that he never went bald.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:55 (thirteen years ago)
It's impossible to imagine the blasted psychological landscape of a man who'd choose that hair to demonstrate his victory over male pattern baldness.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/227456_4046754359871_1098554817_n.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
blimey!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
Saville there with an expression on his face like a fat man at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
holy hell.
― jed_, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)
susan boyle and beetlejuice's lovechild to the left is even scarier.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)
at least 50% of kids in shot looking deeply traumatised.
― Always try to avoid setting up future opportunities for kicking yourself (ledge), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)
a handbook for child molesters
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)
almost copy/pasted "he was an ephebophile, not a paedo, not that it matters much" as my FB status update. That would've been a classic.
― Cunga, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)
Is that where the band Other Ppls Children got their name from? I mean is that a real book!?!
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Thursday, 11 October 2012 04:35 (thirteen years ago)
It is, I vaguely remember it!
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:21 (thirteen years ago)
He's down with OPC
― pandemic, Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:50 (thirteen years ago)
he seems to have a weird green shadow behind him complete with sinister shadow testicles
― Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:51 (thirteen years ago)
wtf @ this:
A former nurse at the Leeds hospital where Savile worked as a porter, said he molested a brain-damaged hospital patient. June Thornton was recovering from an operation at Leeds General Infirmary when she says she saw Savile abuse the young girl."She had brain damage, and Jimmy Savile came in and kissed her," she told Sky News."He started kissing her neck, running his hands up and down her arms, and then started to molest her. Because I was laid flat on my back, there was nothing I could do."
"She had brain damage, and Jimmy Savile came in and kissed her," she told Sky News.
"He started kissing her neck, running his hands up and down her arms, and then started to molest her. Because I was laid flat on my back, there was nothing I could do."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/oct/11/jimmy-savile-sex-abuse-claims
― Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:57 (thirteen years ago)
^^ suspect this is the foundation of 'rumour' i heard when i lived in leeds
― mark e, Thursday, 11 October 2012 09:02 (thirteen years ago)