http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01587/jimmy-saville4_1587589a.jpg
"And I ask that you remember meAnd always - with a smile"
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 07:52 (thirteen years ago)
The coffin was later encased in concrete
Like radioactive waste? How long is the half-life of a pedo?
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:01 (thirteen years ago)
they spelled chieftain wrong, unless they meant he was "chief tan" due to his sunbed face. or it's some localised scots spelling.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:25 (thirteen years ago)
paedophilia - "it was good while it lasted"
okay got a new dn
― His avid reading taught him things before he had not found (stevie), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:28 (thirteen years ago)
"It was good while it lasted. Then she reached puberty."
That second picture of the headstone looks like someone flasher-mac-ing the mourners.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:31 (thirteen years ago)
"the first guy who presented back in 1964, the very first totp and went on to so much more."
doesn't really scan
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:33 (thirteen years ago)
<3 shit death poetry and that example is almost McGonagall-esque. kudos to the Savile family and/or estate
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:33 (thirteen years ago)
I'm sure that if people stare at it long enough, some kind of wordsearch style hidden message will appear, like
H.E.W.A.S A. P.E.D.O.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:37 (thirteen years ago)
"little sisters of the poor"?
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:39 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/08/article-2058879-0EB7214E00000578-164_634x432.jpg
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:46 (thirteen years ago)
Don't want to know what's going on out of frame in that picture.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:48 (thirteen years ago)
he was an ephebophile, not a paedo, not that it matters much
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:50 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-19893373
"We've taken it back to our yard in Leeds. We'll grind the inscription off and we will dispose of the memorial. It'll be broken up and just go to landfill,"
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 09:28 (thirteen years ago)
that poem is jaw dropping, decades before any of this came out the idea of the miserable old sod being a 'friend to all' was laughable. he always came across as an icy passive aggresive nutbag.
― piscesx, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 09:49 (thirteen years ago)
looking forward to the exhumation of the body and his head being paraded on a stick at the front of a howling mob
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:01 (thirteen years ago)
before we offer up the mouldy corpse as a sacrifice to appease the god of Ver Kiddies
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:02 (thirteen years ago)
Jim Fixed It For Me... To Be Part Of A Howling Mob
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:03 (thirteen years ago)
xp Given the number of cigars Saville smoked, his corpse is more like to be kippered from the inside.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:11 (thirteen years ago)
he always came across as an icy passive aggresive nutbag.
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:12 (thirteen years ago)
^ fixed
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:13 (thirteen years ago)
Wish they'd show that Louis Theroux docu. again, as some sort of, errrrrr, tribute
the full thing is on youtube
― Number None, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:15 (thirteen years ago)
It's on t0rrents. Well worth hunting down, Savile really does come across as the strangest of men.
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:17 (thirteen years ago)
what speculation is there over the contents?
― stet, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:27 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-15717221"People may decide there is something of value but it was a steel-casket sprayed gold and I can confirm there was nothing of any value there. He was wearing his medal that he got from the marines, his cigars and his beret."
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:30 (thirteen years ago)
that and his demon soul
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:35 (thirteen years ago)
coffin made from pieces of the true cross.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:37 (thirteen years ago)
Undertakers confirmed anyone opening the coffin would be incinerated by tongues of flaming leaping from Savile's heart, which was purchased by Tesco in 2003.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:40 (thirteen years ago)
never knew that, interesting.
i heard his anguished spirit still roams the North Yorkshire Moors at night looking for naughty children to molest
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:45 (thirteen years ago)
HE MADE YOUNG DREAMS COME TRUE
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:47 (thirteen years ago)
Is it true he was buried at 45 degrees so he could look up the skirts of passing schoolgirls?
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:49 (thirteen years ago)
he brought joy and misery wherever he went, a complicated life, from hell/heaven he was sent, rapist and philanthropist, his name was jim, this simple rhyme is simpler than him
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:49 (thirteen years ago)
wonder if somebody cd do a cost/benefit analysis on how many fiddled kiddies equals a dialysis machine?
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:53 (thirteen years ago)
the great philosophical question, would you kill a man who abused children (when he was a child) if you knew he would also open some hospitals?
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:56 (thirteen years ago)
some of those kiddies might've gone on to run half-marathons for charity if they'd not been traumatised by the beast tho
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:00 (thirteen years ago)
we'll just never know. *gazes at the inscrutable grey sky*
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:01 (thirteen years ago)
Here he lies, six foot underOblivious in his paedobunkerA golden coffin for Jim'll Fix ItEncased in concrete so no-one nicks it
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:01 (thirteen years ago)
^superb.
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:14 (thirteen years ago)
yes
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:19 (thirteen years ago)
hate to nitpick but the scansion could do with some work, some of the lines have almost the same number of syllables
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:25 (thirteen years ago)
ha, noted!
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:52 (thirteen years ago)
ephebobunker not got the same ring
― stet, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:57 (thirteen years ago)
fuck's sake nick how'd you miss all the john terry threads?
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:32 (thirteen years ago)
There's one L in Savile, and two in hell. Feel free to use that one, tabloids.
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)
I just have one question.
...the hair. What, how and why?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:41 (thirteen years ago)
targaryen blood.
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)
Some people have asked the same of you, Ned. (xp)
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (thirteen years ago)
And rightly so. But you are authorized to have me committed if I ever go around with a fucking pageboy/bangs cut like that.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:45 (thirteen years ago)