Moneyball won't win the Premiership 2012-13

and there's ten Giggs in there

is that his real one? that looks suspiciously like contempt

is it possible to be held in contempt of a kangaroo court?

I like how Sralix says "Chicharito" - like it really sticks in his throat to use a stupid made-up foreign name.

Oh Ashley. Misadvised twice in one day.

http://www.fsf.org.uk/news/And-finally-Emile-Heskey-on-Rod-Hull-and-Emu.php?id=

Aw, what a good lad

I think that's a borderline red card there. Terrible 'tackle'.

Great free kick Kolarov

not sure about these new mint boots everyone's sporting

wow should have scored, good save.

sunderland have been okay in possession but look like they'll give up 3 or 4 excellent chances this game.

classy stuff Mario

gardner is a thug

decent chance one of them won't complete 90 mins

oh please please please please let shearer & venkys happen

I doubt he'd risk sullying his record (though he's flattered to be linked)

ah yes wba 1-0

great breakaway tbf, peach of a cross from long nutted in by morrison

is houillet playing?

non monsieur e iz not

another muddled selection from hughes, mbia into midfield is correct but not at expense of faurlin, still with the swp, and i'm not sure about starting adel here either

Holt. Sweet finish

Has he tried mbia/faurlin double pivot yet?

xp

Chelsea to win 4-1, but lol anyway.

And Jelavic delivers again. Best finisher in the league?

--- mbia faurlin
hoilett granero park
---- zamora

is what i mightve tried xp yes great minds

probably all pissing in the wind tbf

bugger

oof nearly 2-0, xerox of the first

gonna get done on the counter all day long here

quintessentially Lampardian strike for 2 - 1

deflected?

or penalty?

2-0, another cross in, anton stretches to get a foolhardy touch on and backs it plum straight into gera's path

utter shambles, what do these cunts do all week

i initally thought it was deflected but i think it just bounced into the ground. Stream is a bit dodgy

smh building pressure and then taarabt catches the ball before it goes out of play

mbia throwing his toys out the pram now, good inplay bet for a red

what did i ever do to deserve this

Mata is literally on fire. Amazing through ball for Hazard to get the third

#0 revealed as Jamie Redknapp. I'm a lil starstruck tbh.

terrific goal from adel, lethal chest and volley that papiss cisse wouldve been proud of

bunch of individuals always likely to fluke the odd goal

not playing any better but wba suddenly under the mistaken impression we're a side and backing off for us

former ilfer James Mitchell spent years wishing that on a Chelsea player, then it goes and happens to the wrong one

well played

Scores?

Chelsea 3-1 Norwich
Wigan 2-1 Everton
Swansea 0-2 Reading
WBA 2-1 QPR

City won 3-0 earlier

oh Swansea, you had us all fooled

2 shots on target for Reading apparently.

ah the traditional promising bit of play just on the verge of half time, i know this one too rangers

whoops no, cesar saves bacon from another catastrophic mess on the break, bosingwa still in the opposition half ffs

mbia is rueing his life and has fucked the game off it seems

Just my little tribute to JR. My trousers aren't nearly as tight

let's get back to shearer for a second.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63333000/png/_63333438_shearer.png

literally on fire?

he may have been gently smoking. Jesus lads

ahh on fire today

you had me thinking someone had thrown a flare at him or something

This frenzy of big games tomorrow night, does anyone know the kickoff times? I'm wondering if, logistically, I can do this.

LFC/Stoke 3:00
Barca 6:50
AC/Inter 7:45
Marseille/PSG 8:00

One of those is not like the others tbf

Neither Milan team any good right now