Symmetry required it: 2012 american general election thread #2

that's not bad honestly

blaow

its a lil too mechanical to be truly zingy imho

that's a shit ton of setup for not much payoff

i mean yr punchline cant really be more like forewarned

a METRIC shit ton. like the EUROPEANS use, eh? huh? right?

im having trouble w/the word forewarned i guess

He should have spent the last two months studying Young Money punchlines.

Or Excelsior threads, I guess.

more like "bloody foreskin". Like from his kenyan circumcision ritual. Huh? Am I right?

"'Forward?' Forward is my dog's name!"

More like "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow... So Go Ahead And Leave Office!" Right? Am I right here?

an actual good zinger wont have a punchline

i mean what are the actual memorable good debate zingers? 'there you go again' and 'you are no jack kennedy' right?

i never really understood why 'there you go again' was supposed to be a good zinger.

i am so tired of this election talk. romney lost as soon as he won the primary. it's over, it's been over. /grumpy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJKW7ea1oc

just watch this a few times and u will cheer up

http://simpsonitos.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/9f08-lisas-first-word-11.jpg

okay I hadn't actually watched that video yet

wau

its a masterpiece

i never really understood why 'there you go again' was supposed to be a good zinger.

it drips with "who's your daddy?" condescension and the fact that carter didn't pop him one in the nose made it seem that he accepted the inferior position so implied.

video's very good.
"born with a silver foot in his mouth" is a great zinger and that's a punchline

Yeah, it was mainly the amiable and unflappable way that Reagan delivered it that brought the audience over to his side. It showed that this nice, grandfatherly figure could slip the dagger in with a smile.

xp

wow that video did cheer me up.

i kind of get the feeling mitt romney just doesn't like other people.

I'm hoping for some good ol' "WWII was a Democrat war" or "Poland is not dominated by the USSR" kind of lines.

Funny how there have been two debates where Poland has been the subject of memorable lines.

reagan 'i won't use my opponents youth against him' line against supposedly defused age issue. also 'i paid for that microphone' showed that other republicans in 80 primary were pussies and if reagan was gonna have to rip his opponents hearts out and shove them down their childrens throats he was totally willing to go there. not in a debate but reagan's 'a recession is when yr neighbor is out of a job. a depression is when you are out of a job. and a recovery is when jimmy carter is out of a job!' quip is one i'm kinda amazed romney hasn't repurposed if only to play up obama=carter comparison. adm. stockdale's 'who am i? why am i here?' zinger was pretty good.

hey john kerry, wanna buy some wood?

i wonder what % of the electorate even knows who jimmy carter is much less why he is so bad and hated

if you unskew the numbers 100%

phew

the other weird thing about 'there you go again' is that he says 'GOVERNOR, there you go again!' to carter. i wonder how many ppl thought 'oh, burn!' and how many ppl thought 'did he forget who he was talking to again?'

the JFK burn was pretty sweet

lol just watched this. wow rick perry really was one of the kind. also seeing quayle-bentsen clip for first time since 88 it's pretty amazing to see this look of 'OMG YES' come over bentsen's face as soon as quayle mentions kennedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mK554srzuk

lol bushs lil nod to gore

was it bush senior who looked at his watch?

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2012/1003/20121003_125552_cd03iconic3_200.jpg

While Mondale doesn't zing him, I loved how he provoked Reagan into one of the few flashes of anger he showed at president. Watch his face when he realizes the audience is clapping FOR Mondale.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rz10ReGx1k

rick perry is like someone doing an impression of will ferrell's impression of bush

Are they always going to have the navy blue backdrop for debates? I liked the sky blue curtains from 1980.

well uh this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It0Dtm1gFFQ

interesting example alfred

slow fucking work computer

there you go again, alfred.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-HqHSkYG-Y
GEE I WONDER WHY

"He allegedly attends Harvard University"

not in a debate but reagan's 'a recession is when yr neighbor is out of a job. a depression is when you are out of a job. and a recovery is when jimmy carter is out of a job!' quip

yeah -- a distant cousin to Governor Reagan's dismissal of hippies: "A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah."

Making these guys tip their hands is always more fun than any zing

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